Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Aug 21, 2015 #11,042 owns a weasel farm.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 21, 2015 #11,043 Managed to lock themselves in their own house and had to break out
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Aug 21, 2015 #11,044 He secretly plants speakers in lifts to play soothing music to the weary
Drake the Dragonheart The All-American Dragon. Aug 14, 2008 4,607 0 0 Aug 25, 2015 #11,047 reads parade magazine
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 26, 2015 #11,048 Could've sworn Richard Dawkins is transsexual
A Albino Boo New member Jun 14, 2010 4,667 0 0 Aug 26, 2015 #11,049 Mistook Jessie Eisenberg for a lama
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 26, 2015 #11,050 Refers to his Landlady as Betty Swollocks
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 27, 2015 #11,054 Sabotaged a famous person's car brakes
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Aug 27, 2015 #11,055 Baked the cake that blew up the kitchens.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 27, 2015 #11,056 Re-enacted his favourite car chase in the local park
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 27, 2015 #11,058 Tried to hide a body in the back of Morrison's
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Aug 27, 2015 #11,060 Travelled to a cave in Greenland to complain about the noise. But there was no noise, at all, so it was a complete waste of time.
Travelled to a cave in Greenland to complain about the noise. But there was no noise, at all, so it was a complete waste of time.
