what do you think the worst movie ever was
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Shoot to Kill was terrible!
I really thought Mickey Rourke would've chosen his movies more carefully after the success of The Wrestler.
But no! He chose to act in STK, a slow, awfully written piece of garbage.
And to top it off, his character looks like he's been warped into a Steven Segal clone.
Yuck.
I really thought Mickey Rourke would've chosen his movies more carefully after the success of The Wrestler.
But no! He chose to act in STK, a slow, awfully written piece of garbage.
And to top it off, his character looks like he's been warped into a Steven Segal clone.
Yuck.
I have one which I doubt anyone has heard of. The film is called Small Town Folk
It's a modern slasher about a couple going on an adventure to a part of the country. They go to places where they do not belong. Now here are the problems with the film
The blood looks like crap, it looked lumpy and a sort of orange colour. I don't know if it was bad lighting or just
The way people are murder is just mind bogglingly shit, someone gets a horse thrown at them and it goes through their face
It's dull, tries to add comedy into it but fails miserably, for example having cheerful music where we are suppose to laugh. I did not laugh, not at all
The acting is appalling (someone gets murdered right in front of someone's face and they don't do anything)
The lighting is so bad I couldn't tell who was talking half the time. I think it's meant to give a B movie kind of feel but I didn't get it once
The final stake in the heart was that it was just boring, I found it hard to watch the entire time. I can happily sit through a Slasher and enjoy it but
The worst part is, I didn't rent it. I bought it on a recommendation and spent £10 on it...ughhh
It's a modern slasher about a couple going on an adventure to a part of the country. They go to places where they do not belong. Now here are the problems with the film
The blood looks like crap, it looked lumpy and a sort of orange colour. I don't know if it was bad lighting or just
The way people are murder is just mind bogglingly shit, someone gets a horse thrown at them and it goes through their face
It's dull, tries to add comedy into it but fails miserably, for example having cheerful music where we are suppose to laugh. I did not laugh, not at all
The acting is appalling (someone gets murdered right in front of someone's face and they don't do anything)
The lighting is so bad I couldn't tell who was talking half the time. I think it's meant to give a B movie kind of feel but I didn't get it once
The final stake in the heart was that it was just boring, I found it hard to watch the entire time. I can happily sit through a Slasher and enjoy it but
The worst part is, I didn't rent it. I bought it on a recommendation and spent £10 on it...ughhh
I second that emotion. Someone needs to stop that man from making any more movies.Crapster said:
I can go get a skull shirt. Anyone want to loan me their shotgun?cuddly_tomato said:
And seriously, Transformers sucks. Michael Bay is a gigantic hack. At least Boll is creatively awful.
