What do you want your last words to be?

[VGStrife]

"That wall paper is foul"

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Time to see if death is all it's cracked up to be.

 

[stockvillain]

I dropped the screw, in the tuna

Holy hell . . . . can't believe someone else remembers that.

OT: What do you mean "orbital lasers?"

 

[orangebandguy]

Last hit!

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I dropped the screw, in the tuna

Holy hell . . . . can't believe someone else remembers that.

Kenan and Kel is timeless

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho.' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw.

I thought it was "You must beware of Betty's song about big buts. He beats you up while he plays ituggg...ah."

 

[KurtzGallahad]

I'd quite like "BOLLOCKS" or "I wonder what this is?" or *Deep demonic booming voice* "FOOL, YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY YOU FREED ME FROM THIS MORTAL COIL THAT ENTRAPPED ME MWAHAHAHAHA!"

I guess I'm just a traditionalist

 

[robman1130]

*wispers* ...search baaaaar....

 

[That's Funny]

'I was frozen today!'

 

[Insanum]

"Use...The...Searchbar..."

Or

"Well...Guess its time to see if those religious nutjobs were right. If they were, Im prepared to meet a legion of smug bastards."

SEARCH BAR RESULTS:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.161235#4100907
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.160304
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.144895
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.138299

You wasted that much time to criticize someone for putting up a thread you've seen a few times before?

If by "that much time" you mean "less than 30 seconds", then yes.

One search result brought those up. I think you probably wasted MORE time questioning me.

 

[axle1337]

"What are you doing with my left foot and that cheese?"

 

[w1n5t0n]

Me:I want to be buried naked, open casket funeral, and have a live polka band at my funeral, which will be at least 6 hours long.
Whoever im talking to: Im not going to do that!
Me: Its all in the will, if you don't, you get no money... *dies*
(sorry about cheating and including my second to last words too, but it wouldnt make sense otherwise.)

 

[team star pug]

TEAM STAR PUG... WELCOME TO DIE!

or

Iv'e hidden the will/gold in thissuper secret place... and that place is (splutter, dies)

 

[SimuLord]

"Oh yeah, here it comes, uhhhhhhHHHHH!" Then cue massive heart attack.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I dropped the screw, in the tuna

Thanks for the nostalgia chuckle.

I will probably just ask "who's the world going to revolve around now?".

I think I've already given that exact answer in several other very similiar threads. I just really like it.

 

[Sojoez]

"At least I'm not going alone.." -presses button-