"Throw my body to the lions & donate the bones to art....Oh yes, & burn the red folder in the filing cabinet. Don't even think of looking in it first."
I would love it if someone turned my skull into a wacky piece of furnature or decoration.
"come closer i need to tell you where my money is."
everyone gets close
"there's millions all in gold bars buried next to the *cough cough* 'missing info' Siberia..." *dead*
knowing some of my family they would fly out to Siberia and wast the last of there lives searching. or reanimating my corps for the last bit of info. either way its funny.
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