What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[MagicMouse]

Chase 155 up, 86 down

a guy who has an ok face but is so hott with his shirt off
Girl 1: omg Chase's shirt went up when he took his sweatshirt off
Girl 2: omg i wish i had been there

Thats what most of them say in general lol.

ps- its true!

 

[Taerdin]

I'm sexy and people like my toothbrush [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Matthew]

I'm not surprised. I mean my toothbrush is pretty damn awesome, it could probably make the ladies scream all on its own even without my help.

(its an electric toothbrush that vibrates harder than anything you've ever known, and I know you didn't need to know that)

 

[Wes1180]

Well mine is a bit weird... It just can't decide can it?
Wes [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wes]
Wesley [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wesley]

 

[googleboy]

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that fucker will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

 

[Shaegor]

Well I'll be, they actually have my description.

"A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic."

The name's Karl btw.

 

[GrinningManiac]

To pull an Alasdair, you must make constant jokes that are consistantly not funny.
The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.
The act of perverting over girls at least seven years older than you.
An Alasdair is a person who is clever, smart and talented. They tend to adore Pokemon and are easily lured from their homes by the promise of apples and trampolines.
A clumsy person, who farts alot of and tries to fit in but fails miserably


Of ALL these facts, only that "I can be tempted by promises of apples" is true

UrbanDictionary will pay some day

 

[AoGenius]

wtf, someone really has it in for me out there...

1. Idan

An extremely stupid person. Someone with very limited mental capacity. An idiot. Idans can be found almost everywhere (schools, universities, workplaces etc.) Idans do not have the mental capacity to understand that they are stupid or that they are being used. Idans are the source of most problems is our society today.
John: 1+1=?
Mark: Uhm, I'm not sure...
John: You're such an Idan!

 

[silasbufu]

Well I wrote Silas:
1. A very unique individual who is sweet. He makes good food and treats you well. He is handsome and funny.
2. Kick ass character from the Da Vinci code, also an albino catholic monk.
The only reason to read the Da Vinci code is just for Silas, because he is the best character.
3. A person who can't get enough of women, and vagina .
he lives in vagina house.
4.(noun) To be freaking awesome, sexy, and have a rather large dick.
(adj) To add emphasis on the awesomeness and sexiness of someone or something.
(Prop. Noun) If someone is named Silas, you are not worthy. You should be bowing down to his awesomeness and epicness.

Not making it up...awesome

 

[Wilfy]

Will: Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs

Wilfy: Not defined yet, but apparently soya is close

 

[Xanadeas]

Heheh... hahaha.... Oh god that's hilarious.

Tyrell:
A name describing the dominant male. Violent with the mind of a serial killer with fast reflexes and incredible techniques. Very dangerous to be around if you're a male. Irresistible to females and very protective of those he chooses not to kill. Hardly ever merciful and enjoys the sight of pain and gushing body fluids.
Victim: "No, Tyrell, please don't kill me!" Tyrell: "Muwahahaha! Yes beg for you're life!" -squish- -rip- scream- -gush-

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

"-awesome beyond comparison (adj.)
-stunningly handsome and suave (adj.)
-able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb)
-able to do all things exceedingly well (verb)

a masculine and sexy Scandinavian man; one whom you wish was a Viking, so he could pillage you.

To be in good company no matter where you are. Usually athletic, strong, good looking, tall, and commands attention when walking into a room. Also associated with ruling as a king."

Ya that sounds pretty good.

 

[Kyle 2175]

This apparently:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kyle

Urban Dictionary is generally a load of crap though.

 

[Captain Schpack]

I just defined it myself. It means Captain Idiot/Retard in German. yayy

 

[soren7550]

I tried both of my usernames. Nothing.

Is this some sort of hidden meaning that I'm worthless or something?

 

[ribonuge]

Matt:

Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed.

Well at least I am some sort of a god. I always had suspicions.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Onyx

Wow. Definition 6 is actually my political view.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Magnus: An adjective used to describe greatness.
It was inspired after the word "Magna" that means "great".
The word is usually used to give something a high degree, and can be used to refer to a leader.It can also be used to describe greatness in objects or subjects.

I feel good now...

 

[GrimmjowPantera]

Real name: Johnny
Definition:
1. a street name for a condom
also a name for a person
ì slapped the johnny on and rammed her

2. (n.) Street name for the Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD/ADHD) drug ritalin (methylphenidate) that is commonly used as an alertness aid for both partying and studying. Named in honor of the late actor John Ritter.
Phil: Hey Wendy, are we going to tear it up tonight?
Wendy: Of course! I took a johnny, so I'll be dancing till dawn!
Phil: Awesome! Me too!

Wendy: Hey Phil, did you finish that big term paper in time?
Phil: Yeah, no problem! I took a johnny and cranked all night.

THE BEST AND MOST TRUE ONE:
word used for guys that are full of hotness and are sexpots.
Random girl on the street: OMG look at that johnny over there! hes full of hotness just like that urbandictionary definition says!

Username:
Definition:
No definition.

 

[HannesPascal]

"Hannes
1:One of the Finnish definitions of coolness
OMG look at that guy he is soo Hannes
or
What? No way! You're not Hannes enough for me by far!

2:Someone who refuses to speak in the same language as the person they are talking to, and instead speak in another language not known by the audience.
A -"Ni jiao shenme mingzi?"
B - "Huh What's he saying?"
C - "Don't mind him - it's just Hannes"

3: a swedish definition of being extremely hairy!"

 

[Sleekgiant]

Robert-The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He?s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn?t concerned with himself at all, but instead he?s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it?s almost impossible to find the words to match.