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justblues

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Brandon -

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!
 

Luffie

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ume - A not uncommon phenomina, where during masturbation, the ejaculation occurs in an unintended fashion, and the 'man juice' spurts out in an explosion-like manner, splattering everywhere, including undesirable places i.e. desk, keyboard, face

oh dear god..
whyyy? this must be changed
 

Ekonk

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Well my username is complete gibberish and doesn't mean anything.

"Marius" yield strange results. A person who is sexually attracted to owls, or a being that has been cryogenically frozen.
 

Disaster Button

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My name, Adam:

a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.

I quite like it.

There is none for my username.
 

Nazz3

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My name:

1. A person that wants to hit every sexy lady in the world. That means a pervert.

"OMG you are a Lasse!"

"Stop being such a Lasse"
My username:

1. as used by David Bowie on Ziggy Stardust, nazz means the hippest, most magnetic of beings. He clearly lifted this term (and many other phrases) from the 50's--60's beat poetry of Richard "Lord" Buckley whose poem The Nazz is a jive iteration about Jesus of Nazareth.

Buckley says in his poem, "Now, The Nazz was the kind of a cat that come on so cool
and so grooovey and so with-it..."
 

Random Argument Man

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There was nothing on my username. Although, I did find something funny.

Yeah, but still:

Last words in an argument that serve as the intelligent man's coup de grace when confronted with an idiot's cop-out; The only known comeback to "I'm Just Sayin'."
Idiot: "I've always wanted to go to Milan, but I can't stand the French."
Intelligent Man: "...Milan is in Italy."
Idiot: "I'm just sayin'"
Intelligent Man: "Yeah, but still."

My actual name says:

1.A guy who is really sweet and amazing.
2.Someone that cares too much for his girlfriend. So much he would take a bullet for her. He knows she's special and should be cared for.

The first is true. I'm sweet and amazing. I would also care too much for my future girlfriend. A bullet though? A bit excessive.

I let you guess my name. Here's two hint: It's french and there's a black movie star with the same name.
 

MrTub

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oscar
The master of all humans, the person who has control of the world, and the coolest person in the planet.
 

Discord

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Apperntly...I'm either a News network, a attractive woman or a cute fuzzy animal

I'll go with the last one.
 

Sethzard

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my favourite is "The ancient Egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. He is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. As the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god Osiris. The two are adversaries and in the Osiris myths, Seth killed his brother and scattered the remains all over Egypt. Seth belongs to the Ennead of Heliopolis and is the son of Geb and Nut (or Re and Nut). He is the brother of Osiris, Isis, and Nephthys, who is sometimes given as his consort, although Seth is more commonly associated with the foreign, Semitic goddesses Astarte and Anat. During the 3rd millenium BCE Seth replaced Horus as the tutelary deity of the pharaohs, but the story of Osiris' murder gained currency and Horus was restored to his original status. The war that followed lasted eighty years, during which Seth tore out Horus' left eye and Horus tore off Seth's foreleg and testicles. Eventually, Horus emerged victorious, or was deemed the victor by the council of the gods, and thus became the rightful ruler of the kingdoms of Lower and Upper Egypt. Seth was forced to return the eye of Horus and was either castrated or killed. In other versions he went to live with the sungod Re, where he became the voice of thunder. In the Book of the Dead, Seth is called "Lord of the Northern Sky" and is held responsible for storms and cloudy weather.

Despit..."
 

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Ross

1. Of or pertaining to something, that, by the carefully judged standards of a select few individuals, is very cool and awesome
2. But not just normally awesome, it is a special kind of awesome that I wouldn't really expect you to understand unless you have truly felt the power of something ross in your life.
3. When you feel that something might be ross, you should consult me and I will tell you if it is or isn't.
4. Of course it's slightly subjective, but not really.
5. Some common misconceptions link this word to the stupid Friends character Ross. This is patently untrue. It has nothing to do with him, especially because he is not ross. The word is derived from the maniacal babblings of the Ealy family.

Uh...Well, I never considered that it meant anything like that...
 

Chechosaurus

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Haydn - 3 Definitions

The act of sexual intercourse
Very Nice
and
A failing ninja who still believes he is as good as Chuck Norris
 

Hat of Controversy

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kyle

What the fudge!?!?! Such utter bull poo! My name is Kyle, but everyone I've ever met thinks I'm a douche or a tall, thin, ugly cow or something! Where did all this come from!?
 

Jamash

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I was expecting it to be quite bad, but I'm pleasantly surprised.

1. James
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"

2. James
A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!


3. James
Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.
James: "A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite" - Damn Straight!
Can't argue with the Dictionary.
 

David_G

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Wow, this is awesome.

1.David
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd (<< that's surprisingly accurate about me). As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.

I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

2.
a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

dude he is such a david

3.A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.


4.One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."


And many more, that's awesome.
 

eggy32

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basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
 

rokkolpo

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wow rokkolpo means nothing but my real name means many awesome things.

Be close to guys named Rick. They are good loyal friends. Ricks are athletic and kind. Soon, you might just see yourself dating a Rick after being friends with him for awhile. Ricks would rather hang out with real, down to earth girls then whores or people that dress like sluts. If you are a simple nice down to earth girl, he will fall for you so quick. Ricks respect relationships and other people in general. Ricks are amazing and they are not fake!! They are cute and good kissers. :)

Ricks are great friends. basically, stick with them. and never let them go. be yourself around them





this site is very accurate.

oh the site also said it means short, hairy monkey D;
 

Lord Beautiful

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After reading numerous definitions for my name, I've narrowed it down to two definitions.

1) A man of pure perfection whose name, in certain cases, can be used as a verb, adjective, or improper noun synonymous with "cool," "sexy," "hung," "tough," and so forth.

2) An ass dildo.