What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[revolverwolf]

Kristian - 1) A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes, but they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitely enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and children's smiles.

"Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are British and chortle at his misfortunes."

2) A Jew who won't admit it
"Oi Kristian don't lie you are a Jew!!!"

3) (To pull A..) - To bring to an abrupt end, a thread and/or topic on an Internet message board.
"Oh Mr.Darcey, However will shall we continue our fleeting romance, now that you have pulled a Kristian all over my facebook page". - Pride and Prejudice - J.Austen

 

[VanityGirl]

Vanity= To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain; The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept


Christi= A generally free-spirited, fun-loving girl. "Christi" is most often short for a boring, stuffier name.


Yeah, I'm basically that awesome.

 

[Lambi]

My real name isn't defined...

My username, on the other hand...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lambi

 

[Fraught]

Well, mine should be pretty obvious.

There are a few other, not-so-obvious ones, but the definitions are so wrong and idiotic that I'm not going to even try to press Ctrl, together with C and V to paste it here.

And everybody knows that every American name on Urban Dictionary says said dude is the awesomest shit in the universe, but lets see what a Scandinavian name brings up.

Spoiler: Johan

Johan 135 up, 39 down

1. Johan means to act super fly or cool.
Oh my god, look at that guy... He's such a johan!


2. Johan 32 up, 10 down

A Johan is someone who pwns very hard at gaming.
"l0l d00d wtf hez liek a Johan ffs!"


3. Johan 43 up, 21 down

Look at that guy, looks like the Hulk. Its a goddam beast.
look at Johan, it is a famous BeastTank


4. Johan

another word for a joint
wanna smoke a johan?
feel like doing a Johan?
johan is nice
shu bean joint boy nizzlee

5. johan 96 up, 105 down

adjective: is used for some one who enjoys more effeminate things such as ballet, and knitting.
"look at that guy, what a johan!"

6. johan 20 up, 39 down

Pronounced "yo-han"
To screw up very easy task or give obviously incorrect information. The phrase was first used on Fangoria Radio on Sirius channel 102, and it has since gained large scale with all horror and comic fans. The word can be used in several language forms.
Examples-
As a verb: "Oh crap, I totally johanned that presentation."
As a noun: "The research had minimal johan's and showed great preparation."
As an adjective: "He wasn't paying attention to his work which caused a very johanian final report."


Let's just leave that last one out. India can go...how do y'say, feck 'tself?

 

[WestMountain]

"Stupid ginger homosexual bum who pretends to have a girlfriend but really dates blokes

Tom is dating some man from the pub, his life revolves around playing computer games, getting pissed and homosexual activity"



This fits me perfectly if you would take away the homosexual and pub part

 

[ryustar427]

ryu = dragon
star = friend

I am everyone's dragon-friend (the 427 was random and is therefore irrelevant)

 

[Darth Caelum]

My Definitions First
Name: Matthew -Guy from the bible
User Name: Darth (Sith lord Title) Caelum ( Caelum in english means a constellation or Chisel. In Latin (yes it's also Latin) it means heaven.)

Urban Dictionary
Now *typing*
Matthew
1.
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
"i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush"

2.
Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God".

3.
In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true.
Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something.

4.
a name that describe some one as a smoking hot gift from god,also know as the tax collector in the bible and also as a disciple

5.
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.

6.
An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.

Darth Caelum
Caelum not Defined (Bastard)

Darth
-Basically a Bad Person.

hmm, so basically i am an Extremely Smart Sexy Guy from the Bible who taxes people and still loves even though he is an Asshole?
SWEET!

 

[ezeroast]

ok nothing for Ezeroast but for my real name "Ian"

1 code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.

2 The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

3 Conversational climax; a mind orgasm eg1 ."I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!" eg2. "The rubix cube gave me an ian."

But to sum it all up i think this is my favourite

5 Ian is simply perfect, good looking and funny.
He is a rare breed.
eg. "That guy over there must be called Ian."

 

[era81]

Erick-Supreme ruler or ruler of people. 300 posts on my birthday.

 

[Mcupobob]

Mcupobob means nothing

my first and last name though is pretty intersting Donovan- dark warrrior, dark one, tall chiefan. Lewis- Famous War, Famous Warrior.

 

[Chronarch]

There were two for NinjaCat

1: "The end product of months of immense training, in the form of a kitten. In short, the ultimate weapon."

2: "Some ****** who thinks he's a bad*** online, but in reality isn't ****. Yet another nobody who likes bull**** like "lolcats," martial arts (but probably has never bothered to learn any) and using words like "kitteh" and such, while thinking he is some kind of tough guy at the same time. Probably spends most of his income on his addictions of WoW and "adult" anime shows."

That second one is untrue but hilarious(too me at least) at the same time.

 

[skithus]

Well... ain't that awesome.


A guy who is really sweet and amazing.
That guy is so a Samuel

Someone that cares too much for his girlfriend. So much he would take a bullet for her. He knows she's special and should be cared for.
Dude:That guy just jumped in front of that girl and took a bullet in the chest for her!

Dude 2ude bet his name's Samuel

There is only one. And his last name is Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.

He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Samuel-

Someone that cares too much for his girlfriend. So much he would take a bullet for her. He knows she's special and should be cared for.

Dude:That guy just jumped in front of that girl and took a bullet in the chest for her!

Dude 2ude bet his name's Samuel

Well that's not very accurate! Even if I had the reflexes to move in front of a speeding bullet, shouldn't I ask myself what my girlfriend did to have someone shooting at her? Maybe she's into some bad shit that I don't want to get mixed up in-- certainly not killed for!

 

[Jory]

Jory

An ironic person that is random most of the time. A Jory is funny, gorgeous, caring, mischevious and have a dirty mind. Jorys are a rare find, if you ever even find one, you are one of the luckiest people. Don't ever treat a Jory badly, or else you'll be six feet under.
"Wow, you're so lucky to have a Jory... I wish I had one."

Erm... Thanks.

 

[Mr. Socky]

For whatever reason, Misterpinky wasn't defined. Though according to my real name, I'm a stud that everybody likes. I hate it when the internet lies to me.

 

[Murriness]

Valerie - Valerie is a VERY sexy women who is also very intelligent. She has beautiful eyes and is sometimes considered to be a savage, but those people know as well as everyone else, that she is trully one of a kind. Dont do anything bad to Valerie, because she WILL come back out on top.

Screw baby name books, I'm going to Urban dictionary for names now. It made me sound feirce.

 

[ejb626]

Eric: The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

I don't care if its my name I can't stand self-promotion on Urban Dictionary!

Eric: A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

I can only assume this guy didn't like someone named Eric, a kid at my school kept calling me a "ratarded cat" after reading this once.

 

[Trafs]

My username isn't defined. Yet.

My real name... well the first definition was "a man with a massive schlong", or "to sex someone up". lol, you just got timmed.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Real name or username?

For real name: Brandon
1.The most amazing person alive.
2.A guy with a huge dick.
3.An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Apparently, I'm awesome.

Username:Aby (That's the only part I'm given you I guess)
1.THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.

ABY is also the common abbreviation for the time period After the Battle of Yavin in Star Wars /nerd moment

OT: check it out for yourself..some of these I felt were spot-on (hint: it's the ones that inflate my ego) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Daniel

 

[Hypocratic Oath]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=terrance

FUCK YOU TOO INTERNET!

Got nothing for hypocratic oath, infact it kept linking me to hypoidiot or hypocritcher.