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EMFCRACKSHOT

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Queen Michael said:
My name is Michael, and it said this:
Urban Dictionary on Michael said:
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Seems like someone else did the work for me :p
And it is most awesome
 

Danman1

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Mar 27, 2009
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Daniel: It's kind of long, but it's basically the greatest name in existence.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Daniel
 

CK76

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1) to giggle a lot
2) to make sexual innuendos
3) witty

Hehehe, that's what she said...and, something witty.
 

Artina89

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My real name (Gemma) means 3 things:
1. practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyones friend.

2. is Italian and means a beutiful precious stone

3. A girl with a nice pair of boobs.

The first one makes me sound insufferable (and I don't have a Mary Poppins handbag)
The second one is the reason why my dad called me Gemma
The third one.... I have never heard of that one. Wow. Live and learn people.
 

notyouraveragejoe

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Edit: This is the most accurate.

Eliot shows care through generous sharing of alcohol and constant affection to his girlfriend. And spontaneous actions? Besides dandelion dancing and kite flying, Ask about the scar on his hand or the many stories accompanying it.

Its true...if I had a girlfriend that is.

This is also pretty true:

Though the name is short and sweet, don't let this fool you-- Eliot is a famous landscape architect with an avid interest in toilet words, a soft taste in music, and a flawless personality often associated with pop rocks rather than water chestnuts.

Except for the landscape stuff...
 

Sonicron

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My username isn't defined yet. However, my real name (Lorenz) IS.
Apparently it means either 'hot in the streets' (whatever that means), or a unit of measurement equaling one half inch.

Great. Now people can measure the length of their penis using my first name. ... Ugh.
 

Dungus

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1. The orifice from which dung is ejected or discharged.
"I kicked that fucker in the dungus so hard his shoes fell off!"

2. Another term meaning "dumbass" or "asshole".
You are such a dungus.
 

wierdman51

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michael
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

oh my god, how cery interesting, this is how im described very often.... except the parts about the girls sadly, its true....... interesting.....
 

Squaseghost

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Jacob-
3 definitions

1.
romantic and very loving person
vary kind hearted
a fighter and a lover
bold
has anger issues often
falls for girls easy but gets over them well
never scared of anybody
and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney.

2.
A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."

3.
undefinable, indescribable lad.
I am so in love with Jacob.

GO ME
 

Levitas1234

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Levitas
Levitas is latin for lighting and it is also my username on the escapist.

Example
Hey levitas sure is one fine member of the escapist

Its not cheating its being crafty D:
 
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I literally found this on the site. No joke.

Probably the best looking person ever. He is smart and daring. He also gets all of the ladies. Gabriel was the first billionnaire president of the world. He also spells shit however he wants so don't correct him.He is tight with chuck norris, and hes gods other son. In essence he is t3h hax0rs.
Damn dude, you're such a Gabriel for hooking up with Jessica Alba

Thanks you're quite a Gabriel yourself!
 

Sir Kemper

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XD, Here's mine:


A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

Thats the best.

The other ones include a synonom for fail, a sexual slang for er.... "Releasing", and Increasing the blood pressure and suicidal tendicies of others.

Sounds about me, no?
 

berault

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nothing showed up for my username, which came to no surprise.

My actual name though came up with this:

a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..
Oh Man What A Jesse!
 

Decy19

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Vek Supreme ruler of all beings, highest ranking mortal on earth, spawn of Canada, your mother's dream man
Lord Vek has taken your sister's heart and captured her soul, only to cheat on her with your mother. this makes me feal great mostly cuz its true
 

JupiterBase

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JUPITER


adj: Large or incredibly awesome. The best.

Eric: I had us tickets to a Van Halen show but they were stolen.

Shane: Jupiter! I love Van Halen I can't wait!
large awesome best neptune head

BASE


A pure and potent form of amphetamine, comes in a crystaline lump rather than a powder (although is normally cut before use).
"Mmmm, that base is nice and soft, cut me a line."

WTF?

As for my real name...

Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.

fucking awesome...