What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[mechanixis]

If you ask me, this is a pointless exercise. Search any given name on urban dictionary and you'll find the following:

Male name:
1. WURD FOR STUPID PEEPLE, HE'S A DUMASS 2. WERD FOR AWESUM PEOPLE, HE'Z AWESUM

Female name:
1. WORD FOR SLUTTY STUPID ***** 2. WERD FOR MY GIRLFREND I LUV HER AND SHE'S GREAT IN BED LOL

Why doesn't anyone seem to realize Urban Dictionary is one of the internet's filthy undercarriages?

 

[SonicKoala]

Lance:

1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A crazy pirate. He goes after the booty and gets it.

Thanks, Urban Dictionary! I had no idea how fucking awesome I was until now.

 

[GruntOwner]

An unwanted erection or an enormous schlong... Go me?

It also means the Red King in irish, dewy in latin and a generally awesome bloke who can destroy people by blinking in american.

Gruntowner Isn't defined yet.

 

[ultrachicken]

My urban dictionary definition is: "Someone who likes to look themselves up on Urban Dictionary."

The actual origin of my name is that I'm a tyrant...

 

[bigorexia]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roy

Ahahaha

 

[MurderousToaster]

Mine isn't defined.

Doesn't seem like they care much for violent kitchen appliances.

Just tells me what I already know about my real name, that it's a name of Scottish ancestry.

 

[Obrien Xp]

The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role. He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.

"Man isn't he dreamy. He is such a Brian."

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian ever."

"Everyone bow down to the Brian."

"Only a Brian can save all of humanity".

"He just pulled a Brian."

brian brain bryan hot sensitive wise handsome great friend leader strong one honor trust

1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."

A highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.

******
I cut out the in-appropriate parts. I also put in bold the parts that don't apply to me. I'm not athletic but, I probably could be if I cared or tried. I do want to make the world a better place, but in doing so I'll have to rule it with an iron fist.

 

[Guttural Engagement]

Mine, is... fucking... AWESOME!

Search up Bryce to see all the awesome ones (Seriously, search it up; I was SO surprised, hahaha)
(They all relate to being good with women, being good in bed, or being awesome XD)

My Favorite Result:

A guy who is a complete womanizer. Usually seen walking with a pack of girls with him. More often than not one of said girls will be in his bed later that night. Can be a manwhore at times but he is still an overall cool person.

Guy: Woah that dude is with 4 girls, is he gay?
Girl: No, that's just Bryce man; he's such a pimp dude!

Second Favorite result:

A guy who is excellent in bed, and you are amazed of his capabilities.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Dave:
1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.

 

[Grayjack]

Kevin

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.


Damn I'm awesome. But I suck at sports, and interacting with anyone except my friends and family.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Potatoes: Generally means "Hell yeah" or really any form of slang word like that.
"Oh my god, that news is, like, so potatoes"
"POTATOES!!!"

Hm.

 

[Wardnath]

"Syon isn't defined yet."

Hmmmm........

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Theres like 4 pages on Matthew a lot of it is hilarious
[link]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Matthew[/link]

 

[AfroTree]

"An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.
Every woman needs a Glen to keep her warm at night "

BOW TO MY AWESOME MORTALS!

also, i lol'd

"The name "Glen" (or "Glenn") means "valley dweller" or "from the valley". It is derived from the Gaelic "gleann" and Welsh "glynn", meaning "valley".
Glen was born in a glen, so we named him Glen."

 

[Vuljatar]

Robert.

The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He's sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn't concerned with himself at all, but instead he's concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it's almost impossible to find the words to match.

A Zeus-like character who is a BEAST at anything created by man or God. A total Chick magnet because of his dead sexiness, body of Hercules, and the personality of TWO angels. Perfect.

I suddenly feel even more awesome.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

My name is Ammar which according to urban dictionary means: An Arabic name used to describe someone with great skill or talent, or a person with a high degree of street cred and 'cool'. The actual word Ammar comes from the Arabic word "to create", which sort of means this person is a god. An Ammar can usually makes girl fall just at the mention of a name. The most famous of these Ammar folk is one by the name of ammaro.
Girl: "What's your name?"
Ammar: "Ammar"
Girl: *Faints from excitement*

(My name really does actually mean someone who builds or creates so this is pretty accurate and yes it is obviously an Arabic name)

 

[theownerer]

Marc can be used to describe a person extremely talented at maths. A maths geek!

A person who takes great interest in magic, and is amazing at it is a marc.

A person who plays guitar very well is a marc.

Marc is someone with sexy hair.

FUCK YEAH!

Edit: ok just looked at some more definitions and I think I win this thread;

1.) Physically attractive man.
2.) Intellectually attractive man.
3.) Emotionally attractive man.


Often described as a sex god, a man able to pleasre women for hours on every orfice of their bodies

A person with a very large penis who can fuck wildly. These Marc's can be found in England

Marc is the definition of a real man. He is everything that a woman would ever desire. He is the kind of man that should never be let go. If you ever get him, you indeed know that you have won a prize!

remedy to a migrane.(lolwat)