What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

[Lunar Templar]

Anyone else here think regularly about being a superhero or a world leader?

used to play City of Heroes for the super hero reason,
now,
Knight in plate, wrecking the shit of Formors left right forward and center

also (fallowing should be easly seen coming if you looked at my avatar *waits a few seconds* )
PONYS!! cause that's what MANLY MEN think about

 

[Project Nemesis]

Money, Cars, Getting a private island and again (and again and again and again): MONEY

 

[AgentBJ09]

I like this book. It's the perfect joke too: one that is molded by the owner of the book itself. Think about it...

If you leave it blank, then yeah, it may seem sexist or stereotypical. But once you start filling those pages in, the title coupled with the content of the pages themselves makes a statement instead. Those pages become filled with the owner's thoughts, which will likely not be sexual in nature.

 

[Smooth Operator]

He is an imbecile, we think about food first, and then sex, then... well ... I don't know

 

[Nieroshai]

He left out greasy food and video games.


I completely disagree with the premise that sex is always on a man's mind, but hey, it's comedy.

 

[Nieroshai]

He is an imbecile, we think about food first, and then sex, then... well ... I don't know

You forget video games and sleep. You honestly think a guy playing WoW is thinking about sex? He's REALLY thinking about that set of Epic Pauldrons he wants from the next raid.

 

[Karthesios]

...It's a joke.

Are people not getting that, or are they seriously getting offended?

Only because if it were directed at women, there would be a shitstorm of epic proportions.

This book is nothing more than a product of a society that thinks gender relations are a zero-sum game (meaning you can't "bring up" one side without putting the other down) and currently it's the "in" thing to hate on men. Garbage like this book reminds me why being single and uninterested isn't such a bad thing.

For those who will remind me that a man wrote this, I say to them a misandrist with a penis is still a misandrist.

For those who actually bought this, well, they're born every minute, I suppose.

/double standards can go to hell.
//ladies, if you can't take it, don't dish it out.
///fellas, have some self-respect.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I think about money and cheap wine more than I think about sex ... that and I've lost my libido >.>

But that's probably tmi ...

Actually its gotten to the point if I do fancy a person, I envision them stroking my hair, feeding me chocolates and giving me a massage. Which I think is far more appropriate given that due to poor diet and lack of exercise and being (possibly) underweight is probably better for me than risking a heart attack.

So, money, wine and a person feeding me chocolates is all I think about.

 

[The Madman]

That... is brilliant!

Half the people who are commenting in this topic obviously haven't taken a look at either of the links supplied. It's a joke. A con! And a clever one at that!

I've always wanted someone to release a blank book, just so I could see if it does well. Answer? YES! My applause to the Professor!

 

[Nyaliva]

That's a rather funny joke, however incorrect and sexist it may be. But I'm willing to have a laugh. What I'm NOT willing to do is pay AU$10 for a blank book to either show my friends the punch-line or for whatever reason prove the title untrue (despite the fact I don't need to).

I'm not the type of person who yells and screams every time someone makes a stereotype which insults me, expecting people to change their speech to accomodate me when they only really meant a laugh in the first place. However, there are a few stereotypes which, when I here them harped on about and placed in books and sold and talked about in serious conversation (where they have no place), I die a little inside and sometimes I do want to yell and scream. This is one of those stereotypes.

I'm refusing to call this man by his title until I know he's done something more with it than get rich off a joke.

However, he could have done it so that guys can fill it with ideas and things and prove to people who actually DO think all men think about is sex (*ahem* feminists) that we have more knowledge and wisdom than primeval urges. If so this man's alright, but he more than likely did it for the joke and this bit's just a handy extra to make him SEEM alright...

Wow, I sound like he's a conspiracist. Next he'll be wanting to take over the whitehouse with his amazing joke and then BAM all men are confined to slavery and all women are confined to him, thus proving his book in a rather bitter irony. Who's laughing now HUH?!

I'm sorry, I really need something else to think about besides uni right now...

 

[killercyclist]

i probably think about bicycles too much...... also: burritos!

 

[stonethered]

Things I think about this book other that aren't related to sex:

Unnecessary Paper consumption
Cover art?
Whether or not he needed an editor?
Profit margins?

 

[Nouw]

haha! This would be the perfect birthday present for a friend

You're right, it'd be funnier if I was a girl xD.

Oh and about the tress complaint, rather minor as there are worse books being published with even less uses and importance[sub]very subjective[/sub]however I don't see it as a waste. I'd buy it so I can draw or write notes in it!

Oh and one last thing, swap genders and the Professor would be stuck in his home crying. For the rest of his life.

 

[mew1234321]

Pfft, man. Don't explain the joke. It was epic as it is.

I still think that dude is the most badass logical thinker on earth.

Extensive research, my ass.

 

[Eldarion]

At least it's just a joke. Or rather, I hope it's just a joke. If this is the Professor's sincere report on his findings, then the remainder of his career in the field shall be short indeed.

Besides, I'd like the think that anyone can prove the title wrong quite easily. There, I just thought about Batman.

And now you are too.

What if I am thinking about sexing batman?

 

[Novania]

I find this funny considering I have a "Bacon vs Girls" poster in my room

 

[Bobbity]

I just ordered thirty copies

 

[superbatranger]

How many trees DIED so he could publish his book!?

You could always buy one then write your own story. About bacon by the looks of things.

"Once upon a time, there was a little pig."

That's how I'd start my story.

 

[zombieeater6000]

the fact people are buying a book with blank pages is just sad

 

[Bobbity]

Sounds like the good professor really needs to get some. I got a lot more shit going on in my life than just sex.
Btw everyone knows that the "men think about sex every seven seconds!" thing is a myth right?

I found it ironic that you said this, and then below there was a little mod message about your post in the ad about Serena Williams' butt[footnote]And maybe Top Spin. I wasn't really sure...[/footnote]

the fact people are buying a book with blank pages is just sad

It's a gimmick, meant to be a humorous present or somesuch.

Of course we think about things other than sex, but I still found this pretty funny