What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex

[HerbertTheHamster]

Wow. That has totally not been done before. This man is a black hole of originality.

 

[Carlston]

Let's see the future, finances my daughters future, how to keep my house in order, my car, car maintenance, insurance payments, life in general...

Either this turd is writing a book to making snippy women happy or...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dI6mPDCqEo

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

If men do think about sex every N seconds, then they're far better at multi-tasking than women can ever be - because they're usually doing something else while they're thinking about it.

Men though, aren't they wacky with their thoughts about sex?

Obviously if you're watching a scene with a woman tied to a bed while a man forces sex on her, the final act of that movie will involve said man getting shot in the face by Bruce Willis. If, on the other hand, it's a man being tied down and forced into sex by a pretty lady, well, you're watching a wacky romantic comedy.

I mean men are just dumb animals [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DismissedGender]so they should be glad that [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsOkWhenItIsFemaleOnMale]anyone uses them for sex [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RapeIsFunnyWhenItIsMaleOnMale].

Three words : Misogyny, Misandry and Misanthropy. Which one isn't recognised by the spell-checker?

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Oh god. Going that far just for a "men are pigs" joke? Sexism towards men is way higher than sexism towards women in the modern day civilized world. I guess that means that fathers never think about their children and male fire fighters never think about saving lives. If I wrote a book basically saying all women think about is makeup shoes and dildoes, I would be branded a sexist, and rightfully so. Why double standards, why?!

Simove has no testacles. He had sex on his mind when he came up with this idea.

I've noticed that as well, I seem to come across little to no sexism towards women, but I hear a lot about women who jump to conclusions and seem to assume men are all sexist and rapists waiting to happen. I'm not really offended but it's pretty immature : /

 

[WingedIncubus]

I used to join in the "misandry sucks" parade, but after seeing that most men whine and complain like little girls, but don't do anything about it, I voted my Neutrality Act and argue that they deserve it. Cry me a river.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Don't worry guys this is just the Conceptual book movement it should be over soon....ohh my god did yves klein just spin in his grave?

 

[Drake_Dercon]

Kind of funny, but kind of a fail joke and an awful publicity stunt, but I'd buy it just for the conceit. I'd buy it, that is, if I actually cared. The joke is kind of low-brow for me and I really hate publicity stunt books.

 

[ccggenius12]

I don't see what the big deal is. Too lazy to google a currency converter, but I figure its just $10 for a novelty notebook. What's the big deal? People don't complain when others draw genitalia all over the cover of their notebooks, how is this any different?

 

[Daveman]

Fuck off... I think about sex, sure I do. But I also think about blow jobs, hand jobs, booby fondling, bum rubbing, thigh grasping, cunnilingus, kissing, french kissing, kissing french people, kissing other people, doing a "motorboat", what bra sizes actually mean, wanking, wanking twice, wanking three times, whether I can manage my fourth consecutive wank of the day, the inflated price of condoms, inflated condoms for use as balloons, condoms inflated with my semen, the best way to wash my semen out of a sock, the best way to wash my semen out of a woman because my condom was too inflated by semen, seamen, seawomen, seeing women, blind women, whether a fifth wank will turn me blind, whether a sixth wank will turn me into a blind woman, whether blind people listen to porn, why my balls are hurting, why my balls are itching, why itching my balls make them itchier, why itching my balls makes them hurt, why I don't stop itching my balls, why I can sustain an erection despite 7 wanks an itchy and hurty balls, why 8 wanks isn't enough to stop me feeling horny, horns, whether novelty horns would allow better control during blow jobs... well it seems I've gone full circle back to blow jobs. And not ONE thought of sex. Now excuse me but I really fancy a wank...

 

[dex-dex]

I will go with either pork products or booze or boobies.

 

[Weskerbot3000]

i think about vidya gaemz

 

[A Raging Emo]

There, I just thought about Batman.

And now you are too.

(Probably Ninja'd, but...)

Best. Post.

Ever.

 

[Carlston]

I think about a lot of stuff. Here's a short list:

Bacon
Video games
Magic: The Gathering
Bacon
Cheese
Bacon
D&D
Schoolwork
Anime
Manga
Bacon
Steak
and more bacon.

Dude you think of bacon before steak?

The shame.

 

[Terminate421]

And women say WE are sexist, I don't take offense to this, but it is something that is true. They say we are nothing but pigs who show of our massive cocks, but when WE make a crack at them its like they get the nuke version of calling US sexist.

 

[jjboat]

This guy is either one hell of a troll or just a total moron trying to get laid with his stupid punchline of a book. Its like one of those jokes you tell your friends and they all look at you disapprovingly because of how stupid the joke was! This guy went went step beyond.

 

[Sir Boss]

helluva long way to go for a mildy amusing joke, unless this is what you call "modern art"
but really, this goes back to the old 90's stand up comedey, you know the man from mars woman from venus stuff, in a way you could really link back all (well most) of man's thoughts to garnering the interests of the fairer sex. so if you take that approach to psychology his "point" it completely apt.

 

[Antitonic]

It really concerns me that, following that link: "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought:
Anusol Haemorrhoids (Piles) Treatment Cream - 23g by Anusol"


...WHY?!?

EDIT: After closer inspection, one of them is for sale: used. BLARGH!

 

[Leemaster777]

While funny, this isn't true at all. I think of something other than sex.
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...PONIES!

 

[Singularly Datarific]

There is always a bit inside of us that is immensely childish and optimistic.