Oh dear. I was going to pick Batman, but now that you've reminded me of him, I can't think of a better answer. I'm not sure even Batman could outwit Kvothe.Barda236 said:
What fictional character fights for you
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I go with the Space Cor- oh wait thats taken, well at least Drizzt Do'Urden is still availa- nevermind. Along with every monster in the Cthulu mythos, Pyramid Head, Ender Wiggen, Darth Vader, Thibbledorf Pwent(probable spelling fail), Solid Snake, and John McClane............
Screw it, I go with the Creeper from Minecraft, cause sometimes you just have to bring the world down around you.
Screw it, I go with the Creeper from Minecraft, cause sometimes you just have to bring the world down around you.
The fuck seriously? No one else thought of this immediately upon seeing the title?
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Tough choice. I was first thinking Death from Discworld, but I don't know whether he'd pick a side. Cohen is always a safe bet in the long run, but I have seen him captured.
From Discworld I'd pick Coin, I think.
Although, for sheer awesomeness I'll pick Rand al'Thor with access to the Choedan Kal and linked with a few women of his choice.
From Discworld I'd pick Coin, I think.
Although, for sheer awesomeness I'll pick Rand al'Thor with access to the Choedan Kal and linked with a few women of his choice.
Because if a Shoggoth were to take the form of Scorpion and Reptile, the universe would be at serious risk.DanDeFool said:Why don't you just have a Shoggoth take the form of Scorpion and Reptile? Best of both worlds!Dfskelleton said:
Shoggoths, as I've said before, are the perfect soldiers: basically indestructable, massive, acidic to the touch, can force it's body into any shape it desires (or is ordered to), follows any order without question, and to top it off, it would easily strike fear into the hearts of my enemies. They're a bit slow, but meh, who cares?
Also, they're technically neither good nor evil: they simply act on instinct.
If I can't pick a Shoggoth, probably Scorpion or Reptile.
While I like all of the MK ninjas, Scorpion and Reptile have always been my favorites.
Let's say this Shoggoth did take the form of Scorpion and Reptile. However, what if, under some strange circumstance, the quartet of Bruce Willis on a flaming horse, Mr. T on tank made of milk chocolate, Kiefer Sutherland on a hover bike and Chuck Norris on a velociraptor were to suddenly trot/roll/float/etc. into the scene. Earth could not handle this much awesome in one place, and would be at risk of becoming a liquid due to the immense heat of the awesomeness.
Then, let's say Ash Williams walks in carrying a knife taped to a knife that's taped to a knife. Do you know what would happen if that happened? Earth would turn into boiling steam, and it would exit the atmosphere. It would then multiply itself infinitely, due to the thermal rays of the awesomeness. Since space is so cold, the steam would instantly freeze. Do you know what that would mean?
The entire universe would be frozen in a block of ice.
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Homura Akemi from Puella Magi Madoka Magica in all her badassery:
Or perhaps Shizuo from Durarara:
It isn't.Palademon said:Is that sarcasm?rokkolpo said:So he's your avatar.Palademon said:Fon Spaak
He lost a fight when someone blew up his neck.
And. He. Lived.
I never knew.
I suspect sarcasm because I've answered pretty much every "What is your avatar?" thread.
I came to only one ''What is your avatar?'' thread and shrugged of the rest.
Do you have a copy/paste file lying around or something?