What fictional character would you like to see killed?

[rosac]

why the hell should kitty die? she was sticking it to the man.

OT: slippy. Just slippy.

rosac

 

[dontreallyknow]

definetly Captain Turdface from CoD4. the way he goes on about "do you smell that?" really gets on my nerves when im trying to focus. and if you haven't played CoD4 I can describe him for you: he looks like a guy that survived canser, only to find out that he will never grow more hair. therefore he has glued a little old, dried turd to his face, and acts as if its completly natural. If you have played CoD4, and don't have the slightest idea of who im talking about, you better get your eyes checked and play it again. I don't know why i hate him, maybe because he is the perfect example of people that I don't like. when you are "thick" (yeah, that's what we say in Norway) enough to glue a turd to ur face and act completly natural, you're on my hate-annoy-bother-get in the way-piss me of list...

 

[Del-Toro]

Every character from Neon Genesis Evangelion, seriously, I got to episode two and was done with it. I know most of them do die eventually, but not horribly enough to make it worth watching.

 

[JelloKZ]

For the former, I'd want to see "Kitty" from the Bartimaeus Trilogy killed off.

What do you have against Kitty?

She just annoyed me. She had a great backstory and everything, I just couldn't stand it when it was her point of view.

 

[HunterG24]

Everything and everyone, dead.

 

[Dancingman]

Eragon from Inheritance, hell, kill the whole series.

Elminster and Drizzt Do'Urden, both of them blatant Mary-Sues not fit for the Forgotten Realms setting.

Superman, seriously, actually, start killing DC characters, we could use some innovation in the comics industry.

Most Marvel characters, or just enough to make it dramatic, and no bullshit, "Oh he came back to life" deaths either, permanently dead.

The Chuck Norris meme.

 

[ROTMASTER]

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[Jaranja]

God, the lazy son of a...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Chuck Norris.
Not the one that lives in Texas, and did Walker, Texas Ranger, but the one that can cure cancer with his tears and swim on land.
I hate the Chuck Norris meme. It isn't even funny.

There once was a man who said ?the Chuck Norris meme isn?t even funny? on the Escapist. He died of round house kick related injuries before he could even finish hitting the send button.

Is that right eh? Well then I'm going to say it really loud THE CHUCH NORRIS MEME ISN'T FUNNY!!

 

[JelloKZ]

I'd like to see what would happen if one of the kids in Hidden Talents got killed off for real.