What game announcement would make you crap your pants?

[Songbird-O]

A new Mother game. And I'd cream my pants simultaneously if it involved new Starmen.

Agreed. I would soil my legwear even if Mother 3 got a stateside release.

 

[gideonkain]

A new Soul Reaver and Legacy of Kain

 

[OdjinYorae]

a new Breath of Fire game, or a Mother compalation coming to the US

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Jade Empire 2, and Metro 2034.

 

[MaVeN1337]

Viewtiful Joe 3

A remake of Tie Fighter

A new Neverhood game

A Warhammer 40k game where you play as a lowly Guardsman. Your unit is sent to a variety of random campaigns over the course of the game, each time facing off against a different enemy. Your goal is to simply survive whatever horrors the universe throws at you, meaning you have to rely on your fellow Guardsmen to see you through. You can't simply run and hide though, as the unit's Commissar will execute you for cowardice if you do. No, you have to stand and fight, regardless of the situation.

You are the only other person I have EVER seen mention the Neverhood! I still have my original disc! That would totally make me crap everywhere.

 

[BanthaFodder]

"we have recieved confirmation from the showfloor here at E3 2011, Star Wars Battlefront III has been officially announced as a launch title for Nintendo's new console."

 

[Mcmuffin]

You can Choose your race in Mass Effect 3, dont know how this would work, but damnit i want it. Also, Sequel to Advent Rising.

 

[MindBullets]

Firefly MMO.

I think I said that in a different thread too...

 

[Theseus32]

Freedom Force 3. Honestly, THE best superhero game ever, barring the new Batmans. The engine from one, following up the plot from 2.

 

[D Moness]

Dungeon Keeper 3.

Come on, Molyneux. We both know it's well overdue.

too bad EA owns that license (after EA bought and killed bullfrog(i would love to see a theme hospital 2))

let me think.

Eternal darkness 2
Seiken densetsu 5 (everything after legend of mana for the psx is bloody terrible. Go back to the original roots)
misschief makers 2

 

[Byere]

A sequel or remake for The Legend of Dragoon.

Remake... not a sequel. Sequels after such a lengthy period would only mess up continuity.

OT: A new Suikoden game. I'm a sucker for them and I love them, so a 6th and final game to end it all (To those who have played, a chance to finally see the Harmonian leader: Hikusaak)

 

[DSK-]

KOTOR 3, Homeworld 3, Company of Heroes 2, Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri 2 and Total Annihilation 2.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Obsidian's writing staff teaming up with valve on a new IP.

Also acceptable, Oni 2.

 

[BFEL]

If Square did a sequel to Legend of Mana that didnt suck utterly

 

[Swedmarine]

"We're watching you, Daniel"

A FPS-sim where the pc spends time spying on me.

 

[DarkRyter]

"We will release Episode 3 when DarkRyter craps his pants." Valve.

 

[Kaarnage]

KOTOR 3, Homeworld 3, Company of Heroes 2, Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri 2 and Total Annihilation 2.

Total Annihilation 2. Good call.

 

[Wilko316]

Bully 2, because that would be sweeeeet.

 

[Theseus32]

A remake of Xenogears with an actually completed second disc.

Actually, this so very very much. Xenogears is to this day the greatest RPG ever made. Period. Better than crono trigger, better than final fantasy. The prequels kind of sucked but the plot to xenogears is beyond frigging epic. But disc 2 was rushed like a fiend.

A remake with a properly completed second disc would make it easily the greatest RPG that ever has, or ever will exist.

Love, Lies and giant fucking robots. There is no combination with more win.

 

[Aetera]

A completely meta Deadpool game with stuff like talking to the merc himself between levels to trade him collectible pictures of Bea Arthur found throughout levels in order to get him to change the game coding to improve graphics/enemy AI/loading times/etc.

Also? By trading in enough collected chimichangas mid-game, Deadpool will climb up the screen of your TV and fill in his own health bar with a marker. Then make fun of you for sucking.