What Game character would you Beat up?

[sagacious]

Ah, sometimes there are just those characters who are so annoying, so poorly written, or so unashamedly evil that I feel like kicking them in the testicles, or in leu there of, the kneecaps.

What Video Game character would YOU Beat the hell out of? Why do they deserve to be beaten/mauled/killed?

For me it's Moriarty from fallout 3, that guy singlehandedly made me rascist against bearded Irishmen.

 

[SharPhoe]

Id like to beat every affeminate JRPG character posing as a male, then force them to cut their hair and grow some balls. Or maybe im just having a bad day, oh well gets the aggression out.

That would make... what, two? I honestly don't understand why everyone thinks that the vast majority of JRPG characters are androgynous emo kids.

 

[BeighT]

Link. Sure his games are good, but he just seems like a fruity type of guy.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Kratos, because that would make me the worlds baddest mother fucker!

 

[RyantheLion]

That Pirate from Fable 2, on a scale of 1 to 10 I want to punch him in the face.

 

[SharPhoe]

You know what? just go fu....Actually youre probably right, i was making a broad generalization of a genre i quite dislike. Actually i would much rather beat up on someone who would put up a decent fight, so im looking at you Duke Nukem you sexist ape.

Thank you for realizing your folly. I won't hold it against you or anything, it just bothers me greatly when people take generalized propaganda as hard facts. Still, my hands are tied, so...

On topic, though, I would like to knock Reaver upside the head for what he did to Barnaby.

 

[quiet_samurai]

That Pirate from Fable 2, on a scale of 1 to 10 I want to punch him in the face.

So that's like what... greater than 10? Because for me face punching is like a 5, maybe 6.

 

[VTSK]

First up: Elana Fisher (I don't know if I spelled that right but I'm not going to Google to check.) She was probably one of my most hated characters of all time. She's just so annoying and smug. Anyone who's played Uncharted may remember a part where you have to save Elana from a guy with a rocket launcher. Well, let me tell you, I was in no hurry to press that fire button. I even switched the game to slo-mo just to watch her die.
Secondly: Otacon. Has anyone else noticed what an annoying gift this guy has for stating the obvious? It doesn't help that he's a whinny *****, either.
Lastly; Every NPC in Oblivion. And thankfully, I can.

 

[iJosh]

I wouldn't beat a women so I'd get a friend girl to do it for me.

That dirty old hag in Dead rising who opens the doors and lets the zombies in. What a ****.

 

[Dr.Sean]

The Cake from Portal

 

[Dale Cooper]

I wouldn't beat a women so I'd get a friend girl to do it for me.

That dirty old hag in Dead rising who opens the doors and lets the zombies in. What a ****.

Without her there would be no game!

Now the clown... he's worth a kicking.

 

[MarsProbe]

Id like to beat every affeminate JRPG character posing as a male, then force them to cut their hair and grow some balls. Or maybe im just having a bad day, oh well gets the aggression out.

Personally, I'd just like to beat up every weedy little JRPG lead ever.

I'm definitely looking at you, Final Fantasy XIII. I can already tell I don't like Lightning...

That, and the entire population of Lamplight Caverns.

 

[Ranthus]

Everyone in Sonic Unleashed and the idiots in L4D that call zombies to them in survival just so the zombies can kill them.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Dante, because I don't want his games to ge any shitter before they do and it would make me a complete badass killing him

EDIT: Damn it some had a similar idea to me
Nearly ninja'd

 

[Fingerprint]

Lamar(?) the headcrab. I hate those damn things so much.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Every JRPG character.

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