What Game character would you Beat up?
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For me it would have to be the fucktard in Need For Speed who rarely gets out of his car (unless you really suck and get busted all the time) and when he does all we get to see is the upside of his arse and his jacket, we never see his face. Who the fuck is this guy!!!
Oh my good gracious, yes! Thank you for actually having a brain and the necessary observational skills/common sense to see that what metatron said is for the most part not a valid statement.SharPhoe said:
/mini-rant
a better question would be what's the excuse for Chris Redfield's over inflated arms(he too is a character i would give a swift kick between the legs).Pankeyman said:
I would not only beat Sonic up, I'd grind him up, make him into pie filling and serve him to the 'real game mascots' of today.
I'd completely beat the life out of Dante and torture him in sick demonic fashions until he is unable to feeling or responding to anything then see if he still feels like being smug.
I'd beat up most of the racists in Mass Effect (this excludes Ash however as she is actually still likeable) and I would have Wrex help me beat them up. This applies to all alien haters (again 'cept Williams because she can be convinced to respect aliens) actually so watch out.
I would also give the Prophet of Truth in Halo 2 a hell of a good beating before letting Arby finish him off.
Frank Fontaine would go to hell by the time I'm done with that bastard.
I'd completely beat the life out of Dante and torture him in sick demonic fashions until he is unable to feeling or responding to anything then see if he still feels like being smug.
I'd beat up most of the racists in Mass Effect (this excludes Ash however as she is actually still likeable) and I would have Wrex help me beat them up. This applies to all alien haters (again 'cept Williams because she can be convinced to respect aliens) actually so watch out.
I would also give the Prophet of Truth in Halo 2 a hell of a good beating before letting Arby finish him off.
Frank Fontaine would go to hell by the time I'm done with that bastard.
Ashley for RE4, and I'd stick a sock in her mouth before doing it so she couldn't wail: LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
while I was doing it.
Her, and the DoW2 space marines that WONT SHUT UP ABOUT THEIR BELOVED EMPEROR!
Geeze, they are like space Nazis!
Wow, my list keeps growing:
Any character in a source game that runs up to me to tell me a plot point, says two lines, then runs backwards from me still talking so I can't hear what they are saying.
Every Pyro in TF2
Kieffer Sutherland in CoDWaW, it is especially ironic when on "No cussing servers" when at the end of the game, he yells "OUT ****ING STANDING MARINES"
while I was doing it.
Her, and the DoW2 space marines that WONT SHUT UP ABOUT THEIR BELOVED EMPEROR!
Geeze, they are like space Nazis!
Wow, my list keeps growing:
Any character in a source game that runs up to me to tell me a plot point, says two lines, then runs backwards from me still talking so I can't hear what they are saying.
Every Pyro in TF2
Kieffer Sutherland in CoDWaW, it is especially ironic when on "No cussing servers" when at the end of the game, he yells "OUT ****ING STANDING MARINES"
Yes, both Lamar - damn scuttling loaf of bread - and Pikachu - poxy, yellow, kickable beanbag - need to be brutally murdered.0p3rati0n said:
Im going to make a list of all the jrpg characters I can find that I want to kill... It would be easier for me to make a list of the ones I don't want to kill.
Here is my list:
Also every character in Gears of War needs a couple bullets in the head to make them smarter.
Sonic
All the lemmings from that old kids game that I played when I was 6
The pyro from TF2 because he always sets me alight.
Here is my list:
Also every character in Gears of War needs a couple bullets in the head to make them smarter.
Sonic
All the lemmings from that old kids game that I played when I was 6
The pyro from TF2 because he always sets me alight.
