What Game character would you Beat up?

[yeah_so_no]

Yuffie. Gah, I can not stand her at all.

Other characters have annoyed me, by Yuffie, I hate, hate, hate.

Oh, and Sora in KH1. I'm not sure if I want to kill him as just beat him with his own keyblade.

Oh, yeah! And Genesis from Crisis Core. I would like to take Loveless and beat him stupid with it.

 

[seifer201]

Any Character in any of the Final Fantasy seris that has made the obvious mistake of walking into a room which has no exit and no way to get by to your friends and dies leaving you with only a few likable characters... I'm not saying it was Areiths fault that she died, but if she'd done a better job of haunting Cloud into reacting like a normal human after her death then I could have forgiven her.
Not that I didn't like that game... it was great, expect for the clear lack of normal emotion from Cloud.
Also I'd like to sort out that other guy from FF7 the one with the gun for a hand. I'm not sure why, I just don't like him.

 

[Runic]

Most of the Final Fantasy main characters.

Stop pretending!
You're a man damn it!
Grow up kid!
Stop doing and saying stupid things!
No, don't screw up my chance with Quistis! AAARRGGG!
*punches them in the face*

 

[sneak_copter]

My cockney-speaking, cross-dressing, lesbian ***** Saints Row 2 character.

She's hot too.

 

[skithus]

I would wan't to beat up Peach from Super Mario so bad... STOP BEING KIDNAPPED FOR FUCK SAKE!

 

[Kogarian]

Id like to beat every affeminate JRPG character posing as a male, then force them to cut their hair and grow some balls. Or maybe im just having a bad day, oh well gets the aggression out.

That would make... what, two? I honestly don't understand why everyone thinks that the vast majority of JRPG characters are androgynous emo kids.

You know what? just go fu....Actually youre probably right, i was making a broad generalization of a genre i quite dislike. Actually i would much rather beat up on someone who would put up a decent fight, so im looking at you Duke Nukem you sexist ape.

Nah, you were originally right. But I think beating up that many closeted men would count as a hate crime.

 

[Ayuvir]

1) Cloud from FF7 because he's too gloomy.
2) Arthas from Warcraft 3 because he's weak and gets posessed(partialy).
3) G man from Half Life:he just comes and goes as he pleases, orders you around, kidnaps Gordon and sends him into the future(I don't know if h sends you there...Havent played HL1) and he's too mysterious.
4) Albedo from Xenosaga because no matter how hard you kick his arse he'll just regenerate.

 

[Remleiz]

and your expected to forgive him!!!!

I've not played this game, but I'm assuming, since it's a weeaboo console rpg, that they don't give you a choice in the matter. Would my assumption be correct?

You do have a choice, but you only have to forgive him if you want to recruit him later. but then again, why would you want to?

 

[Thimblefoot]

I would very much like to beat up Link and Mario, as i hate Zelda and Mario games. Or even better, i would force them to fight each other to the death, then i would break the neck of the character who won...

 

[YurdleTheTurtle]

I would very much like to beat up Link and Mario, as i hate Zelda and Mario games. Or even better, i would force them to fight each other to the death, then i would break the neck of the character who won...

Isn't that what Super Smash Brothers Brawl is for? Minus the player snapping their necks.

 

[A random person]

Id like to beat every affeminate JRPG character posing as a male, then force them to cut their hair and grow some balls. Or maybe im just having a bad day, oh well gets the aggression out.

That would make... what, two? I honestly don't understand why everyone thinks that the vast majority of JRPG characters are androgynous emo kids.

Because stereotypes are more amusing than reality. And Japan DOES have a thing for pretty boys.

 

[Thimblefoot]

I would definitley play SSBB if i owned a Wii. It would satisfy my urges to kill...

 

[Yokai]

I'd simply love to kick the everloving crap out of a Combine advisor. Those guys are dicks. And they're giant, ugly alien slugs who eat people's brains. And they have a really frustrating habit of holding you up against a wall and making you watch as they lobotomize someone you know and love through a straw. And they're also dicks. Any more reasons?
I really can't wait for HL2 Episode 3.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Dave from fallout 3
Valen-"Filthy cur!"-Dreth from Oblivion

 

[Zersy]

Ah, sometimes there are just those characters who are so annoying, so poorly written, or so unashamedly evil that I feel like kicking them in the testicles, or in leu there of, the kneecaps.

What Video Game character would YOU Beat the hell out of? Why do they deserve to be beaten/mauled/killed?

For me it's Moriarty from fallout 3, that guy singlehandedly made me rascist against bearded Irishmen.

Lara Croft what a total ***** !

I would beat her up so badly !

 

[Madshaw]

I'd love to kill that black dude in gears of war, that or just tear out his pharynx so he can't keep shouting 'yea baby' in th middle of what was an otherwise fun and mildly immersive gun battle

 

[Cobra Dude]

The way I see it beating up Dr.Breen from Half Life 2 would be one of my greatist acomplishments. That guy is a real pain in the but once you get right down to it, and how he became the combine leader is beond me last I looked humans usualy did not enslave humans. So the reason I would beat him up is the fact that he is an uppity jerk, and he looks realy wimpy. I bet George Bush could even beat him up... now that could be a great fight worth watching dont you agree?

 

[messy]

Dante, i love devil may cry, he just needs taking down a peg

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Mario, Sonic, Ashley from Resi 4, and pretty much every sidekick that is incessatnly annoying for no fecking reason.