What game character would you really like to do?

[Daye.04]

Think of the children! Srsly dude, you better think of the children. Luckly I was able to save myself at the last moment. But I fear a party van was just dispacted to your location.

What .. Children? What ... Are you talking about? And where did that edit come from?

How did you not realise? Also, I would like to mention that this is one of best things about The Escapist forums.

Well ... No .. I just .. You know ... Assumed she was heterosexual ..
What is one of the best things about The Escapist? Females being able to be lesbians ...?

 

[Xerosch]

As always my Saint's Row 2 and Fallout 3 characters. Pure hotness.

 

[bodyklok]

Think of the children! Srsly dude, you better think of the children. Luckly I was able to save myself at the last moment. But I fear a party van was just dispacted to your location.

What .. Children? What ... Are you talking about? And where did that edit come from?

You know, the children in games. You kinda said you were going to have sex with all of them.

How did you not realise? Also, I would like to mention that this is one of best things about The Escapist forums.

Well ... No .. I just .. You know ... Assumed she was heterosexual ..
What is one of the best things about The Escapist? Females being able to be lesbians

Well STN isn't a lesbian, I'm pretty sure shes bisexual. Kinda. But yeah I think the fact that people can be so open is awesome.

 

[Rossmallo]

Only the fact he's a guy stops me from saying Sting Chameleon due to my recent fanboyism of him.

...That, and the metal would probably hurt like a *****.

 

[Daye.04]

You know, the children in games. You kinda said you were going to have sex with all of them.

Oh, uh ... But you didn't say anything to prevent the thought of you having sex with them. All you said was that you were just going to have sex with attractive characters, an-
Allright, let's stop this conversation right here

Well STN isn't a lesbian, I'm pretty sure shes bisexual. Kinda. But yeah I think the fact that people can be so open is awesome.

Oh, allright .. Either way, I didn't know that ...
Yeah, it is. Wich is why the world should be like the Escpaist. No one judges people due to their skin color, anyone can be open about their sexuality and the majority is at least average clever people

 

[The_Night_Walker]

Cortana

 

[ipop@you]

The majority of girls from japanese games due to the fact that they are H.O.T e.g. the girl whose name i can't remember from no more heroes and more than 1 character from tekken

 

[SimuLord]

I'd do Lucca from Chrono Trigger. She epitomizes the "cute geek babe"/librarian-chick fetish to a disturbing degree. Makes me feel kinda tingly just thinking about it.

 

[HellbirdIV]

Oh, so many.

And to throw some feces at the people who seem inclined to pick and poke at posts in this thread with words like 'creepy', 'not real' and such yotz; These are Video Game characters that, were they real women, or were there any real women of their likeness, I would most certainly desire to have sex with them;

Any one of a large number of Night Elves from the WarCraft series. Blue is my colour.

Nicole from Dead Space. Because I can't resist short-haired blondes.

Bastila Shan from Knights of the Old Republic. I do not have to clarify why.

Cortana. I mean really now.

Zoey from Left 4 Dead. She's a bit of a *****, but certainly an attractive *****.

 

[Deleric]

Zoey from L4D.

And everybody (EVERYBODY) from DOA.

 

[Tullio]

Fine, I'll bite. Ashei, from Twilight Princess

I joke there, to be honest. I don't see anything wrong with a thread like this - in fact, all you Escapists posting just to tell people how pathetic they are, grow up. This is 2009, for heavens sake. I would have hoped by now that the world has at least partly realised that sexuality isn't nearly as cut and dry as people like to think. In any case, it's not all that different to asking what actor/actress you'd do - both might as well be just as inaccessible as the other.

I've finished being liberal now

EDIT - Blast, so much for my curveball. Someone's already mentioned Ashei

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

Hasn't this been done recently?

And I'll answer it now as I did then. Cortana, Halo.

Me too wierdly. Obviously it be hard...k'now with her being a hologram...erm yeah...

 

[arc101]

left 4 dead, zoey! or Lara Croft.

 

[WendelI]

Alenko Kadia From Mass Effect. Sadly he told me he is not into that... In that fantastic low voice ow I love it lol.