What game character would you really like to do?

[Plauged1]

I'd like to have a treesome with Ashly and Sheva from RE 4-5

Why stop there? throw in Jill, have a one hell of a good time. Oh wait. Wesker tried that, and I ripped the crazy device off. ...Shit...

Fran, FFXII. The ears are creepy AND sexy.

 

[vede]

uggh, none of them. The day I think sexual thoughts about a game character is the day I willingly check myself in a mental health hospital.

Heh.

So, what's the reasoning behind this conclusion?

 

[Arcyde]

Probably Samus.

 

[knightguy123]

If i had the chance this would be my "to do"-list

Ashe (FFXII)
Kasumi & Ayane. Wouldn't mind Lei Fang as well though (DOA)
Tifa and Aerith(FFVII) (Threesome)
Yuna and Rikku(FFX/FFX-2) (Threesome)
Ayumi (X-blades)

Probably a lot more, but i'm kind of stuck right now

agreed

 

[RelexCryo]

Nova from Fallout 3.
Although she would probably just lie in my bed for a few hours and then take my hard earned money from me.

HAH HAH HAH!!! That's hilarious

On topic, Tifa Lockheart from the ending cutscene of FF7. It has been noted by many professionals that the cutcene in question single handledly inspired a massive wave of Tifa porn on the web. But of course, in addition to having a perfect body, she also has a great personality and is pretty intelligent. Oh wait...she's taken. Crap. That would be adultery...damn.

I guess I would go with Dixie Clemets(Rumble Roses). Based on both body AND personality. Miss Spencer also, maybe. As a second choice, Gina from Mignight Club 2, based purely on personality. Rikku(FF10) is a close 3rd. That Scholar Ling Avatar from Jade Empire was hot...Also, maybe the bartender of Club Malibu from GTA-Vice City after you buy it.

Ashley (RE4) is good looking, but she comes off as immature, so I wouldn't for personality reasons. I wouldn't do the current version of Lara Croft because it has been implied she is a lesbian, and I am not a girl. Seriously, to those dudes saying you would want to do the current version...you would need a sex change operation. Oddly Enough, there are NO girls in LSL:MCL I would do, for either personality or intelliengence, except Morgan. (Well, I would do the Farm Girl at the beginning, but I'm not Jewish and she won't date anyone who isn't.)

There might be others I would rank higher, but I can't think of them right now.


EDIT: Why are the perfect ones like Tifa Lockheart always taken

 

[ae86gamer]

Chris Redfield. Did you see him in RE5! My jebus he was built.

 

[TheSentinel]

No mentions of Shaundi yet?

 

[Spleenbag]

I can't thing of any right now, because I'm lazy, so I'll go ahead and take "Cop-out for 500".

All of the female ones, except if they're fat. (No Fable II Hammer here!)

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Hell any of the girls from Dead or Alive 4 as long as they didn't break my spine in the process. (Actually all except that really creepy buff one.)

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

I'd like to have a treesome with Ashly and Sheva from RE 4-5

Why stop there? throw in Jill, have a one hell of a good time. Oh wait. Wesker tried that, and I ripped the crazy device off. ...Shit...

Fran, FFXII. The ears are creepy AND sexy.

Ya and maybe Rachel from the earlier 1s... Clair Redfeild too

 

[Leorex]

that blond assistant girl from assassins creed. you know shed be a freak in bed.

 

[sonicspin]

Krystal from Star Fox...Get me some furry action up in dis *****!

 

[Magical Hans]

Wow i could've sworn that i misread the title of this thread...

Hmmm gotta go with cheerful Moira

 

[sonicspin]

I'm go for a three way with Midna(End of game), Kiari from KH2(She's my age),And Tiffa from FF7. They would be in sexy outfitts and Kiari would be tied up.

Midna end of game? Get freaky with her imp form! ;p

 

[Remleiz]

Lulu - FFX

 

[scotth266]

...We've had alot of these recently.

Are these kinds of threads on a respawn timer?

And I thought we were doing Elimination mode with no respawns! Who fucked with the settings!?! And why are crits on?

But yes, this has been done ad naseum repeatum. I mean, jeez. No more please, or you will break my interwebz.

 

[Daye.04]

Uhm .. All have allready been said, so I'll just respond some ...

Samus Aran...

Wait .. Samus .. You ..? I did not know that

All of them. (Female ones that is)

I see you, and raise with All of them - period -

All the remotely hot ones, hell even those freaky anime chicks with too big tits, but that's because I'm so sexually frustrated these days the amount of "fuckable" girls in my environment tripled.

I hear ya! *sigh* Life on the vessel is a lonely one ..

Well then it must be creepy to have sex with your girlfriend.

I'm done now. Sorry.

Ha ha ha .. That one was so brilliant! Loved it.
And the funniest part is that he took it all so darn seriously =P

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Alyx Vance, Zoey from Left 4 Dead. Because they actually look like normal good looking girls. Not twelve year old anime hentai chicks with off puttingly huge tits that wouldn't look out of place being tentacle raped

 

[bodyklok]

All of them. (Female ones that is, that I find attractive)

I see you, and raise with All of them - period -

Think of the children! Srsly dude, you better think of the children. Luckly I was able to save myself at the last moment. But I fear a party van was just dispacted to your location.

Uhm .. All have allready been said, so I'll just respond some ...

Samus Aran...

Wait .. Samus .. You ..? I did not know that

How did you not realise? Also, I would like to mention that this is one of best things about The Escapist forums.

 

[grollo]

Laura Croft (becouse she's sexy), Kairi (becouse she's cute) or princess Peach (she owes me for all the times I've rescued her).