What games have made you lol?

[open trap]

Im gonna have to go a little old school here: Conkers Bad Fur Day and some of the Earth Worm Jim games.

Portal was not that funny, it was amusing sure just not laugh out loud for me.

Aye, Meta, haven't seen you in a while, bud!

I have to agree with the Portal comment. It wasn't really intended to be funny, just darkly disturbing. Sort of a "You need to laugh, so you don't feel completely creeped out" sort of ordeal.

Well if it isnt the man with the pretty brown eyes, haha.

Yes, it seems as if the old group of us has been dismantled through bannings or loss of interest...im in the latter category and ive noticed a few of the others have also found greener pastures. Where have you been?

Lose interest in the Escapist, thats impossible!

 

[open trap]

Lose interest in the Escapist, thats impossible!

Ill spare you...only because i dont recall ever seeing you around here before.

Yes its quite possible.

Well i guss i dont spend a whole lot of time on the escapist, maby an hour a day mostly just checking my inbox so that keeps me from getting bored, and iv been around a while, surprised you havnt seen me.

 

[LordWalter]

While playing The Shivering Isles expansion for Oblivion, anything Sheogorath said.
Anything.

This, and Portal.

"You will be baked, and then there will be cake."

"The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

Those, and Lunar 2. The wit is literally overflowing from the writing in that game.

Also,

The Paper Mario games always make me laugh.

Team Fortress 2 and all it has inspired (i.e. the "Meet The..." series is also awesome beyond words.

 

[waggmd]

The Paper Mario series is just a laughing riot.

Amped 3 is also hilarious. It's basically snowboarding combined with Robot Chicken.

 

[Caligulove]

Grim Fandango and Conkers Bad Fur Day, to go off the top of my head.

 

[thatlaurachick]

Lego Star Wars, just... everything. Yes I'm over the age of 12. Don't care. It's hilarious.

 

[ultimateownage]

Left 4 dead 2. Just some parts. Like when coach says "That zombie has body armor... I want body armor!"

This, definatly this. Coach and ellis have some hilarious lines.

ellis: "KIDDIEE LAND! I WANNA RIDE THE SCREAMING OAK"
nick: "He's like a child with guns, and full comprehension of every swear word in existence"

Or on parish when he's going into the cemetary

ellis: "Uh oh, a cemetery, there better not be any ghosts"
nick "ellis, your carrying like, twelve different guns"
ellis: "You can't kill ghosts nick"

 

[Chummychanga]

Bully made me chuckle alot, sometimes due to the physics.
Okami made me laugh, Issun was pretty funny.
Team Fortress 2 taunts. `Nuff said.
Mirror's Edge made me laugh my ass of from me failing most of the time.
And the old James Bond 007 for N64. That game was fun to play with friends.

 

[Tjebbe]

Star Control 2, on more than one occasion, though one of the best was the discussion with the Slylandro about their self-replicating robot explorer drones.

Another honorable mention for Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard in Jade Empire (as voiced by John Cleese): "Percival, my towel."

 

[Blanket]

Fallout 3 thanks to Herbet "Daring" Dashwood and Argyle

"...The EAGLE CLAW!!"

and "Arglye, you magnificent bastard!"

Hehe, oh yeah. The only other thing worth tuning into GNR for, aside from making your character feel smug about being mentioned over and over.

"Here I thought we were friends. And now you have a gun in my face. Bad form, Miss Chase, bad form."

 

[Apache2142]

Conker's Bad Fur day fo sho! The giant singing poo was my favourite

 

[xXErasmusXx]

I surprised that Dragon Age hasn't been mentioned more than once.

Spoiler: Just quotes, but I figured since it's a new game, this is safer. Also, some mature innuendos.

Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
Sten: Yes.
Morrigan: I... what did you say?
Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
Morrigan: Nuzzle?
Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

Spoiler: More

Wynne: Why do you occasionally refer to Alistair as a "little pike-twirler?"
Oghren: Why? Has the little pike-twirler taken offence?
Wynne: It's just a curious description.
Oghren: Curious? (Snorts) Bah. it's entirely true. What, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? Goes at it when he thinks no one's watching. Knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day. Blushed all the way down to his navel, then couldn't find his shirt. I swear he's going to hurt himself one of these days, the way he works that thing.
Wynne: I don't want to hear this anymore, do I?
Oghren: I keep telling him, pikes are for sticking things at long range, aye? Horses and such. Not for twirling like a sissy-girl.
Wynne: Wait, you're talking about an actual pike? Like a spear?
Oghren: Obviously. What else would I be talking about?
Wynne: I can't imagine.

Spoiler: One more

Zevran: You never did answer my question about that filth you so enjoy.
Oghren: That's right, I didn't.
Zevran: How is it that you never seem to run out? Are you purchasing it somewhere?
Oghren: Bah. Nobody sells the good stuff.
Zevran: Then are you making it? i don't see a still at the camp...And you aren't walking around with a keg, so unless you're... oh no...
Oghren: What? Where has that perverted elven mind of yours gone?
Zevran: That... would explain the smell... Suddenly I'm not so interested in trying a sample...

 

[open trap]

I surprised that Dragon Age hasn't been mentioned more than once.

Spoiler: Just quotes, but I figured since it's a new game, this is safer. Also, some mature innuendos.

Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last?
Sten: Yes.
Morrigan: I... what did you say?
Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?
Morrigan: How strong are my teeth?
Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given time. Which reminds me, I may try to nuzzle.
Morrigan: Nuzzle?
Sten: If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.
Morrigan: Perhaps it would be better if we did not proceed.
Sten: Are you certain? If it will satisfy your curiosity...
Morrigan: Yes. Yes, I think it is best.

Spoiler: More

Wynne: Why do you occasionally refer to Alistair as a "little pike-twirler?"
Oghren: Why? Has the little pike-twirler taken offence?
Wynne: It's just a curious description.
Oghren: Curious? (Snorts) Bah. it's entirely true. What, you haven't seen him twirling his pike? Goes at it when he thinks no one's watching. Knocks about in the trees like there's no tomorrow. Caught him just the other day. Blushed all the way down to his navel, then couldn't find his shirt. I swear he's going to hurt himself one of these days, the way he works that thing.
Wynne: I don't want to hear this anymore, do I?
Oghren: I keep telling him, pikes are for sticking things at long range, aye? Horses and such. Not for twirling like a sissy-girl.
Wynne: Wait, you're talking about an actual pike? Like a spear?
Oghren: Obviously. What else would I be talking about?
Wynne: I can't imagine.

Spoiler: One more

Zevran: You never did answer my question about that filth you so enjoy.
Oghren: That's right, I didn't.
Zevran: How is it that you never seem to run out? Are you purchasing it somewhere?
Oghren: Bah. Nobody sells the good stuff.
Zevran: Then are you making it? i don't see a still at the camp...And you aren't walking around with a keg, so unless you're... oh no...
Oghren: What? Where has that perverted elven mind of yours gone?
Zevran: That... would explain the smell... Suddenly I'm not so interested in trying a sample...

I thought that game was a serious game. Oh well.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

MW2 private games. SO much laughter.

We have one game mode where you may only get kills by cooking grenades in your hand and exploding yourself next to people.

Try it with buddies, I guarantee you will have aching sides afterwards.

 

[Jamface]

Fallout 3 because of THREE DOGGGGGGGG!!
And i'm saying Turning Point: Fall of Liberty. First (unintentional) comedy shooter.

 

[Sparrow]

Mass Effect. Mainly because of such things as the reporter scene, and the line, "Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish."

 

[open trap]

Mass Effect. Mainly because of such things as the reporter scene, and the line, "Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish."

I loved it when i got the option to say something like that, i always did.

 

[xXErasmusXx]

snip

I thought that game was a serious game. Oh well.

There are parts that are very serious. All the dialog I quoted was between party members as you wander around, which is where most of the humor comes in. I personally like a bit of humor in a game, serious or not.

 

[IamQ]

Batman Arkham Asylum.

Just before the first encounter with Scarecrow.

Joker: "Tell me bats, what are you really afraid of? Failing to save the city? Not finding the commissioner in time? Me in a thong?! Bwahahahahahahaha!"