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EvilMaggot

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Lono Shrugged said:
RE 5 The last boss. It was more because I had no ammo than anything else but I ended up using the knife and once I figured out the pattern it took me about an hour and a half to kill the fecker.

Also the first Call of Juarez. Anyone who has played it knows what I mean. unskippable stealth sections with a restart on failure. Good game in places though.

And Operation Flashpoint when your medics are dead and you are leg shot and have to crawl across the map.

"Gee! 100sq km? and you move slower than an Amish tech tree? thanks guys"
Call of Juarez can be a killer at sometimes :p... but i still wonder... how the hell did you run out of ammo at Wesker ?
 

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EvilMaggot said:
Call of Juarez can be a killer at sometimes :p... but i still wonder... how the hell did you run out of ammo at Wesker ?
I'm going to blame the Sheva AI for this one. She kept just blowing all her ammo and I kept giving her mine. Stupid AI can't shoot straight.

(Do they believe me?)
 

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miracleofsound said:
You enjoy your alt rock, I'll be in the corner with At The Gates on connecting with my inner primitive ape and getting an endorphin buzz better than any drug.
You do that while I listen to my Nirvana and know that I'm more cultured and musically knowlegded than you. Oh and enjoying how much it plain fuckin' rocks.
You could cut the irony with a spoon. :p
 

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The final mission of Red Faction: Guerilla. Once you finish the easy part of Satelite Bombing all of the Incoming EDF troops you have to launch the missile to destroy the HYDRA, you are even given a tank to ride all the way there. Sound easy right?

Nope, you have to get the Tank throught all of Mt. Vernal while being ambushed by Half-Tracks and Helicopters while constantly running into huge transport vehicles with mounted turrets about every ten feet and should the Tank die out on you then you are screwed Six Ways to Sunday because you will be torn up, and run down by every EDF Soldier and their granny.

And even when you make it all the way through you have to fight General Roth, who is in a tank, while yours you had to leave behind. And better hope to god that after the fight with the general you have enough health to make it through the final stretch of the level and destroy the HYDRA.

Also, did I forget to mention that their arent any checpoints in this misson?
 

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Visions on Rock Band 2. It is hard as hell, and geuss what? It sounds fucking horrendous too. Death Metal is not fun to listen too, and making it one of the most unbearable songs to play doesn't help as well.
Speak for yourself, buddy. Visions is one of my favorite songs to play.
 

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miracleofsound said:
NoMoreSanity said:
miracleofsound said:
You enjoy your alt rock, I'll be in the corner with At The Gates on connecting with my inner primitive ape and getting an endorphin buzz better than any drug.
You do that while I listen to my Nirvana and know that I'm more cultured and musically knowlegded than you. Oh and enjoying how much it plain fuckin' rocks.
I was strumming songs and burning my friends mixtapes by Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains and Stone Temple Pilots when you were but a little one.

As for the question of who is more cultured, well we're never going to find that out in an internet forum nerd off.

I propose a beard stroking contest at dawn.
100 gold dragons says miracle has a mighty beard blessed by Odin himself!
 

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UFC 2009.

The game just seems really awkward and mechanical (especially the ground fighting). Not to mention the fact that on the harder difficulties, your opponents apparently start taking their vitamins and drinking their milk, because they end up delivering Flash KOs from literally out of nowhere, or submission holds that are seemingly unbreakable.
 

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Red Alert 3. It was a good game to be honest and it had an awesome soundtrack, but the cinematics were cheesy and like softcore porn.
 

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darth jacen said:
well since i did search bar for worst games and found actually none that went past 1 line asking whats yours, i though i might as well. then i thought, why be like every one and ask about the worst game, when you can hate a part of your favorite game, like i do:

in my favorite game of all time, Kotor, i hated the final boss fight (Darth Malak) as a dark jedi, i couldn't beat him. i tried so many times before i yelled fuck you, and didn't play for a year. then i re-beat the game with a light side character and in one try beat Malak on the same difficulty...

so i ask what game did you get so angry/frustrated/annoyed with, that the window down 2 stories to the lawn, or hell was where the game was about to go?
Quick tip for fighting Malak Dark Side: You can use Death Field or Drain life on the dead jedi when malak is about to. You probably don't care much, but I just played through that game just recently and beat him easy like that lol.
 

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The infamous 'laughing scene' in FFX. Perfect game, besides that ONE scene. Damnit...

I still love it though.
 

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In Chrono Trigger (the best RPG I have ever played and the only one I bothered to beat), The Golem Sisters and Giga Gaia.

I am not a fan of Hazy Maze Cave in Super Mario 64. Also, the shadow racing comet levels as Luigi in Galaxy can go die in a black hole.

I loved Twilight Princess, but if that wasn't a dull way to start a game I don't know what is. It's just random village quests, and I'm not too fond of the wolf bug collecting either. It didn't really pick up until after the third dungeon (with a brief bit of awesome in the Goron Mines).

I never beat my other favorite RPG, Final Fantasy VI, because of the Fanatic's tower. Seriously, no physical attacks?

The only reason I was able to beat Mega Man 2 was that I got Item 2 and thus could skip those damn disappearing blocks in Heat Man's stage. And don't even try to beat Quick Man's stage without beating Flash Man first, you will not succeed.

The Labyrinth Zone in the first Sonic was hellish and boring as much as you'd expect it to be in a game focused on speed and where the protagonist's weakness is water. Also on the topic of Sonic, the barrel in Sonic 3 was the one thing that really sucked about an otherwise very awesome game. Oh, and in Sonic Adventure 2, most people complain about Security Hall; I didn't even get there because of Egg Quarter and that goddamn egg beetle.

The moving platform and torch room from Turtle Rock dungeon in Link to the Past. You know what I'm talking about.

The Ferris Wheel in Call of Duty 4. You and a cripple verses the Ukrainian army in an open field with only some amusement park things. Have fun. Also Mile High Club.

And probably anything else that could be considered a scrappy level [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScrappyLevel].
 

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Lono Shrugged said:
EvilMaggot said:
Call of Juarez can be a killer at sometimes :p... but i still wonder... how the hell did you run out of ammo at Wesker ?
I'm going to blame the Sheva AI for this one. She kept just blowing all her ammo and I kept giving her mine. Stupid AI can't shoot straight.

(Do they believe me?)
i dont like the Sheva AI... she once ran out infront of a RPG and got killed...
 

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Trying to play Fallout 3 on my PC. I returned it the day after I bought it after getting roughly 6 bluescreens in 20 minutes, 2 re-installs and numerous fixes. The damn thing still didn't work. I bought it because I got sick of the chugfest that is Fallout 3 on the Xbox360.
 

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on NFL Street (still the worst game i have) but there was a challenge where i had to succesfully pitch the ball 6 times in one play... i swear to god the game would cheat. 33% of the time u pitch, it would auto-fumble. BULLSHIT!
 

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i cant believe no one has mentioned the @#$%$#@ asteroid shooting part of dead space. im sorry if this offends anyone but that turns my blood to acid. FUCK FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKING STUPID BITCHWORE PART OF THAT GAME. ok, i only feel nominally better. i accidentally beat it once. and three of my friends that couldn't beat it PAID ME to beat it for them. i made 60 bucks off that one part of the game. it took me two days of struggling and sweating but i finally beat it for all of them.
 

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EvilMaggot said:
i dont like the Sheva AI... she once ran out infront of a RPG and got killed...
See if that happened I would have liked her.

grimsprice said:
i made 60 bucks off that one part of the game. it took me two days of struggling and sweating but i finally beat it for all of them.
............

I won't go there.
 
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The second part of the seventh level of Streets of rage 2 on Very hard. I lost 8 lives there, including two continues. Needless to say that sealed my fate of completing the game... and it was all going so well!
 

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NoMoreSanity said:
miracleofsound said:
You enjoy your alt rock, I'll be in the corner with At The Gates on connecting with my inner primitive ape and getting an endorphin buzz better than any drug.
You do that while I listen to my Nirvana and know that I'm more cultured and musically knowlegded than you. Oh and enjoying how much it plain fuckin' rocks.
If anybody needs me, I'll be over here listening to Johann Strauss and laughing at anyone who considers prolefeed "culture".

As for wallbanger gaming moments, the invisible monsters at Fort Caractacus in Oblivion are by far the most annoying things I've ever encountered in a game. Makes me want to reach for the player.placeatme cheat codes using form IDs for the game's most overpowered gear (<3 UESP).