what games make you want to "cough up lung"

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lacktheknack

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Portal was amazing, but one of the challenges was a copy of- chamber 16? At any rate, you had to get into an endless ceiling-floor-fall loop, TIME A PERFECT SHOT onto a patch of concrete wall, and IMMEDIATELY aim down and portal the floor on a PIN. It made me cry.
 

grimsprice

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Lono Shrugged said:
EvilMaggot said:
i dont like the Sheva AI... she once ran out infront of a RPG and got killed...
See if that happened I would have liked her.

grimsprice said:
i made 60 bucks off that one part of the game. it took me two days of struggling and sweating but i finally beat it for all of them.
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I won't go there.
haha what? bad memories?
 

MiracleOfSound

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Artemis923 said:
miracleofsound said:
NoMoreSanity said:
miracleofsound said:
You enjoy your alt rock, I'll be in the corner with At The Gates on connecting with my inner primitive ape and getting an endorphin buzz better than any drug.
You do that while I listen to my Nirvana and know that I'm more cultured and musically knowlegded than you. Oh and enjoying how much it plain fuckin' rocks.
I was strumming songs and burning my friends mixtapes by Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains and Stone Temple Pilots when you were but a little one.

As for the question of who is more cultured, well we're never going to find that out in an internet forum nerd off.

I propose a beard stroking contest at dawn.
100 gold dragons says miracle has a mighty beard blessed by Odin himself!
I raise my tankard and spill beer down it in your honour, good Viking
 

timmytom1

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NoMoreSanity said:
Visions on Rock Band 2. It is hard as hell, and geuss what? It sounds fucking horrendous too. Death Metal is not fun to listen too, and making it one of the most unbearable songs to play doesn't help as well.
Aye ,luckily the game includes chop suey!, peace sells ,painkiller,battery,and the trees or i`d hate it
 

Amethyst Wind

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Pali said:
NoMoreSanity said:
miracleofsound said:
You enjoy your alt rock, I'll be in the corner with At The Gates on connecting with my inner primitive ape and getting an endorphin buzz better than any drug.
You do that while I listen to my Nirvana and know that I'm more cultured and musically knowlegded than you. Oh and enjoying how much it plain fuckin' rocks.
You could cut the irony with a spoon. :p
I prefer to use that spoon to snack on the delicious irony.
 

ssgt splatter

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Battlefield 1943. That DLC Arcade game from XBL is ok but there are alot of things that should be fixed/reprogramed...

1. The planes: the left stick needs to control the pitch and turning and the right stick needs to control the roll of the plane as well as the throttle, up for accelerate and down for decelerate. (control scheme centered around Blazing Angels)

2. Smoother aiming: Whenever I'm aiming at something, the controls feel sticky to me. All I want to do is make a slight adjustment but the game doesn't recognise a slight nudge in the direction you want, instead you really need to give it some umph and end up aiming into empty air on the other side of him.

3. Tanks...uhh, actually the tanks control just like a tank, slow and lathargic, nevermind.

4. Explosive damage: the damage from grenades are almost overpowered when you compare it to the tank's main gun. In this game you have to almost hit them directly to kill a healthy, 100% health, enemy as opposed to the grenade where as all you need to do is have it land like 10 meters away from someone and it kills them and sends them flying up and over a nearby hill. So either tone UP the tank explosive splash damage or tone DOWN the grenade splash damage.

5. Sniper rifle reload: Probally my biggest gripe. When you reload the sniper rifle you reload one bullet at a time. No problem, that's completely realistic. BUT when you fire one bullet and you want to reload that one bullet what happens?...YOU GO THROUGH THE WHOLE RELOADING PROCESS, ALL FIVE BULLETS! YOU LOAD FOUR EXTRA BULLETS INTO A GUN THAT ONLY HAS ROOM FOR ONE! If you only fired one bullet, you should only load one bullet not all five!

6. Radar...or mini-map...whatever: Steal an idea from CoD4. When someone fires their weapon, they should show up as a red arrow on the radar...uhh mini-map so we have some idea as to the direction they are in. Yes I am aware of the red circle that shows you which way you're being attacked from but it feels broken. Since we don't have the "luxury" of being there on the battlefield, we can't tell which direction the gunshot is coming from with are ears so the whole red-arrow-on-the-mini-map-when-they-fire-weapon idea would be very helpful.

All right, I'm done.
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I wonder if I should start writing reviews for games.
 

DrunkWithPower

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CoD:WaW on vet mode only to get the trophies... hours of my life gone, tons of cigarettes smoked. It's believed that 18 billion curse words was uttered during WW2 and I doubled that number in my living room during a single player campaign.

note: The number is fake but the string of curse words I used is fact.
 

General Ken8

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ZeroMachine said:
Malak was a ***** and a half, wasn't he?

Right now for me, it's beating True Arena on Kirby Super Star Ultra. The game is easy overall, but having to beat 10 tougher-than-normal bosses with nothing but a few measly little partial-health tomatoes to help you, it's tough shit.

Also, I'd have to say one of the final levels in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn where you
have to fight Dheginsea, the King of the Dragons. He has an army of Dragon Laguz at his side, and good GOD are they fucking strong. Still beat it, though, after many tries.
I agree about the kirby thing, but i've got two great intros from pitiful games to show the world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mHw5g55oC4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpLXo55yfw&feature=related