What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[Redingold]

Metal Gear RAY.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

The engineer.

BRILLIANT! Except I would be the spy!
"Spy is sappin my sentry!"
"This will be the last time you see me"
*backstab!* AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
"I murdered all your toys as well!"

 

[Aedrial]

Dog, although it's a robot not a monster...

 

[PyroZombie]

with;

and leading the pack;

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Runners up!

 

[axia777]

An Elder Air Elemental. It would be invisible and insubstantial till it would be needed. That and nothing on earth could kill it. Any enemies or trespassers would be squashed like grapes.

 

[Space Spoons]

Flash Man, from Mega Man 2. He's not the toughest Robot Master in the world, but if he gets killed, I can just use his Time Stopper to freeze time and get the heck out of Dodge.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

The bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

yeah but then your gonna have another king Arther come every other day to kill you and another Scottish magician ranting about your bunny, "he's got teeth th- it can jump this fa- well justlook at the bones" which would be hell to clean up right?, scratch that to see monty python get killed every day would be awesome, I love monty python I just think it would be funny to see them and their holy hand grenade all the time

 

[shroomie]

HL Strider,Big Daddy or Bahamut. Only thing to fear then would be Gordon Freeman, Jack Ryan or people who can control summons.

 

[SplinterGFX]

Well, this is easy...

Mecha-Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D.
I mean, you can't beat der Fuhrer with quad-miniguns. Talk about german engineering.

Great thread though

 

[Blackdoom]

Well I already have a bunch of zombies leashed out the front of my house does that count?

 

[mooncalf]

The Yeti from SkiFree.

http://isaacmillerphoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/skifree_yeti.png?w=300&h=202

+1, NOBODY gets past that guy

 

[traceur_]

My Armoured Core, provided it didn't blow my house away when the overboost kicks in.

 

[irrelevantnugget]

I'm sure Cerberus is in one game or another, so I pick him.

I'd opt for the DMC3 Cerberus if I were you.

Also, I pick one of my all-time fav aliens: a Skaarj.

 

[Khryon]

Mario. 8-bit style.
Need I say moar?

 

[TheCameraman]

<-- See avatar. B)

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

Super mutants Behemoths

http://daryltay.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/014-behemoth.jpg

BADASS!!!

EDIT:With chuck norris on their backs.

 

[Overlord_Dave]

'nuff said.

 

[ZeeClone]

The dopefish.

 

[Remleiz]

Shodan