What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[SimuLord]

I'll take any monster that has the ability to turn my character to stone. It'd be fun to come home and see that my pet medusa/cockatrice/whatever perched on the petrified fossil of some foolish burglar.

 

[Juraz]

Hogger

 

[Puls3evo]

Chaos, from FF.

or

'Splosion Man, since only the scientists would want me, and I'd consider him a monster or creature being a lab experiment.

 

[Biek]

I'd go for a Tyranid Hive Tyrant.

 

[Deleted]

Hmm, I'd have to say Phantom Ganon. I can imagine we'd get along just fine.

Otherwise that orange beast thing from megaman that was unbeatable.

 

[SimpleChimp]

Rankor. (monster)

Or super pissed off Wolverine, X-men wolverine. (character)

Hell maybe a Sentinel (Enemy)

Or any of the shadow of the colossus Colossuses, i would just hide all their weak points under armor.

 

[SimpleChimp]

a hunter from halo...that thing would kick so much ass. And i could ride it to work =D

Never stuck in trafic with the fuel rod gun eiher

so true....but parking would suck

Well he could smash through the wall of an building you went in and follow you. You'd need a leash though so he doesn't piss on the walls.

Just one hunter?

You need two or else he gets all depressed with out his blood brother and goes into a crazy self destructive rage.


Thats why i suggest like 30

 

[Soren91]

I'd probably have to say the Balrog from The Lord of the Rings. As long as it doesn't burn my house down or something.

 

[IxionIndustries]

I think I would want a Combine Strider, or an Antlion Guardian from HL2.
Scratch that.. I definitely want a strider..

Though I do have a soft spot for Halloween from Dark Chronicle..

 

[asinann]

The bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[Leonight7]

The entire Blood Ravens chapter of Space Marines.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

Rikku from Final Fantasy X

 

[itSucks2beU]

guards will be an ultralisk at the gate towes with smokers(left 4 dead) and hunters(also left 4 dead) roaming around

 

[Caliostro]

Spoiler

Nothing like death itself to protect you. A gigantic monster with the powers of teleportation and time control. The ultimate monster.

 

[PsykoDragon]

Xenomorph Queen

Spoiler

The mere fact that she's guarding your house means your house basically gets an entire Hive guarding it.

Win.

I know, & the more Predators try to attack & fail, the more powerful my little alien race becomes. The only thing I have to fear is Sigourney Weaver.

Spoiler

Nothing like death itself to protect you. A gigantic monster with the powers of teleportation and time control. The ultimate monster.

Flaming... Penis... wtf? Where's this Death from?

 

[shadowstriker86]

boy you guys are generic, why not someone or something huge? i say Sauron

 

[zeahman]

the mushrooms from mario! and a brumak would help =)

 

[ChocoFace]

The trolls from Fable.
Because they can go underground really fast, allowing for a fun surprise for the burglars once they're close enough.

 

[Adeptus_Astartes]

A whole hive of Xenomorphs. As long as they were like...not randomly killing everyone i know and care about.