What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[Kuchinawa212]

This guy:

Sorry dude broken image link

As a back up I'd pick a AT-AT. I was going to say death star, but I would like my house still standing

 

[666thHeretic]

The Jagdpanther. Not really a "monster" in the literal sense, but anyone who's had to fight one in Company of Heroes will understand why this thing would make an incredibly effective home security system. Only weakness is a lack of a turret and a tendency to draw all the anti-tank fire the Allies have in range.

Failing that, a Carnifex from Dawn of War II.

 

[Xyphon]

The Tank from L4D

 

[PizzaTheHutt]

Hitman, Codename 47 armed with a minigun.

 

[Internet Kraken]

This guy:

Having a broken image defend my house would be pretty sweet.

I'm just kidding. You're right, it would be awesome to have a Big Daddy protect you. Like I've said before, no one is going to mess with someone that has a drill on their arm.

 

[B-lockdown080]

Omega Weapon

 

[SteakHeart]

The supreme hunter and friends. Trust me, do not mess with something that can shoot a million tendrils out of it's body, impaling all around it. Including me. Ah, crap.

 

[ThisTypeofThinking]

Dog - HL2.

 

[Deathsquirt]

Xan Kriegor with an instagib rifle.

 

[wrecker77]

Portal turret.

completely fool proof....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2_NkyTv8E

i whould like the left 4 dead survivors gaurding my house. only problem is i wake up with 50 bodies in my house,, all the doors and windoes gone and i whouldnt of actually gotten any sleep becuase bill whouldnnt friggen stop looting my drug cabnit and screaming "PILLS HERE!!!"

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Duke Nukem.

Master Chief

I would like to point out that neither of these are monsters.

Depends who's perspective you look from. Did no-one think to ask the Aliens?

Pyramid Head. He'd scare off practically everyone.

Just pray he doesn't eviscerate your sofa and replace all your keys with colourcoded statues of crusified babies.

Personally, I think I'd have Gunther Hermann. Mechanical eyes, bloody huge, kicks arse too.

 

[Pinstar]

Lemmings. Lots and lots of really pissed off lemmings.

-Too obscure?

Not at all. Just have one of them assigned as a stopper and it would prevent anyone from getting past them. Granted you'd have to blow him up in order to get out of your house in the morning.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Wyvern from Monster Hunter

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[TheFacelessOne]

Deathclaw.

Not much explainin' needed, eh?

 

[Wazaki]

Duke Nukem.

Master Chief

I would like to point out that neither of these are monsters.

But they are BEASTS.

 

[xqxm]

Ultralisk. Starcraft.

 

[akwardwhistle]

Sephiroth

 

[Bluedemon322]

Mehrunes Dagon.

 

[xqxm]

Sephiroth

Not as much a monster as a character from the single most overrated video game in history. Oh well.

As a backup to the ultralisk, i think i'd add a flood of manhacks. I'm just praying any would-be intruders aren't sporting a crowbar.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Kogarashi: Kamen No Maid Guy

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