What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

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SilverHammerMan

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If not Duke Nukem then Dirty Harry.
He was supposed be in his own Dirty Harry game where he would have mercilessly gunned down street punks.(Unfortunately for us all it was canceled)
And if you don't agree with me on this then just ask yourself this one question:
"Do I feel lucky?"
Well, do ya, punk?
 

Undercover

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Pinstar said:
Undercover said:
Lemmings. Lots and lots of really pissed off lemmings.

-Too obscure?
Not at all. Just have one of them assigned as a stopper and it would prevent anyone from getting past them. Granted you'd have to blow him up in order to get out of your house in the morning.
I totally LOL'ed when I read that... Ah, Lemmings... Why did the 3D version have to suck so much?
 

manaman

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Fawkes from Fallout 3. Any old monster wouldn't do. There has to be intelligence involved. Mostly cause I don't want to be killed along with whoever is out there.
 

manaman

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Undercover said:
Pinstar said:
Undercover said:
Lemmings. Lots and lots of really pissed off lemmings.

-Too obscure?
Not at all. Just have one of them assigned as a stopper and it would prevent anyone from getting past them. Granted you'd have to blow him up in order to get out of your house in the morning.
I totally LOL'ed when I read that... Ah, Lemmings... Why did the 3D version have to suck so much?
Cause it was 3D. Only the Duke made the switch and was all the better for it.
 

dalek sec

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Liberty Prime. That would be so cool! Spouting anti communist slogans and vaporizing cars.
This with the Brotherhood of Steel backing it up.
 

Cortheya

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A like like at my door and inside, if they make it past the like likes will be a Lich. Followed by a core hound.
Get past THAT
 

Undercover

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manaman said:
Undercover said:
Pinstar said:
Undercover said:
Lemmings. Lots and lots of really pissed off lemmings.

-Too obscure?
Not at all. Just have one of them assigned as a stopper and it would prevent anyone from getting past them. Granted you'd have to blow him up in order to get out of your house in the morning.
I totally LOL'ed when I read that... Ah, Lemmings... Why did the 3D version have to suck so much?
Cause it was 3D. Only the Duke made the switch and was all the better for it.
Agreed.
 

Jamash

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My immediate thought was Niko Bellic, but then I started thinking that his incessant moaning and talking about his past would really get on my tits, plus I'd probably be kept awake by his sobbing.

Also he's not very reliable or consistent, sure he may do a good job guarding my house at night, but what about in the morning?

As he's leaving my house some random crack head could say to him "Hey buddy, come over here a second. See that house there, the one you've just come out of? The people in it owe me some money and I need to buy some crack, will you go in there, murder everybody inside and steal all their shit?" to which he'd reply "Sure, anything to help a random strange out"... and that would be the end of me.

I think I'd have to go with a nice looking reanimated suit of armour that crops up in quite a few games, since it would also have aesthetic value, standing motionless in my hallway until needed.
 

Pinstar

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Undercover said:
Pinstar said:
Undercover said:
Lemmings. Lots and lots of really pissed off lemmings.

-Too obscure?
Not at all. Just have one of them assigned as a stopper and it would prevent anyone from getting past them. Granted you'd have to blow him up in order to get out of your house in the morning.
I totally LOL'ed when I read that... Ah, Lemmings... Why did the 3D version have to suck so much?
For the same exact reason the 3d version of Worms sucked. :)
 

masher

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Two of Half-Life's Striders and a small battalion of Hunters...from Half-Life as well.