What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[PauL o_O]

That sand snake flying monster thing from shadow of the colossus.

 

[CoverYourHead]

The ninja dogs with exploding shurikens from Ninja Gaiden 2. Seriously, those things suck.

 

[Sable Gear]

Am I seriously the first to say this?

Chain Chomp

I'm a sucker for the classics. =P

 

[albear]

The Yeti from SkiFree.

http://isaacmillerphoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/skifree_yeti.png?w=300&h=202

oh god that f**king yeti, so bloody annoying

 

[teutonicman]

Hmmm..... OH! Darth Revan!

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

The almighty...
[spoiler/][img/]http://media.strategywiki.org/images/c/c8/MS_Monster_Snail.png[/img] Snail![/spoiler]

Spoiler: Not good enough!

It has to be BOB The Snail

 

[MorteSphere]

A thousand crabs stuffed into a Rocket MK I.

You win an internet cookie if you get the reference.

http://www.datarealms.com/games.php

 

[A random person]

The Colossi. They may have the big glowing weak points, but they're huge and could still crush about anyone who tries to break in.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

the minitar boss from god of war

Spoiler: might wreck the lawn though

or any boss from god of war for that matter,
or the ninja monkey from time splitters

Spoiler: no one would see it coming, or the poo

would make a great avatar as well

 

[Crazydriver]

Sam Fisher. Less of a mess on my lawn, since he'd just crack peoples necks.

 

[Lusperus]

El gigante from RE4

 

[GebGuy]

Hitman, Codename 47 armed with a minigun.

Why would you give an assassin who is known for his mad skills at sneaking places and killing someone without 100's of ppl nearby knowing about it a Minigun? I doubt it would be his first weapon of choice.

 

[Carbonel]

I would have to say I would like to have The wolf creature from black and white two guarding my house. ITS HUGE

 

[Blindrooster]

A rancor, a Brumac, and that big thing from resident evil that looks like a Rancor and a brumac. Not only will they gaurd my house, but they seem to hbe of the same species. I can breed and sell the babies, maybe start some underground fights and betting between them on weekends.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Either a Brumak from Gears of War 2 or a Super Mutant Behemoth from Fallout 3. Bother are bad ass!
Edit: Fuck them both, I choose El Gigante from Resident Evil 4!

 

[BolognaBaloney]

The beauty and the beast unit from MGS4

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

A rancor, a Brumac, and that big thing from resident evil that looks like a Rancor and a brumac. Not only will they gaurd my house, but they seem to hbe of the same species. I can breed and sell the babies, maybe start some underground fights and betting between them on weekends.

Welcome to the Escapist.

 

[diablomaki]

a Beholder big, scary, magic in spades, i feel safe now

 

[diablomaki]

A beholder from D&D. That'll teach those punks down the street.

take notes kids beholder wins