What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[mercenator3000]

Hmmm... I can think of several. Kratos, a Big Daddy, D0G, Duke Nukem, hell even Darth Sion since that guy is really hard to kill.

 

[rayman 101]

Vamp from MGS.

Regenarting body means he can take as much heat as possible. (unless the enemy has a *cringes* SYRINGE!)

 

[dark_taint92]

id have Samanosuke
for the obvious reason he got exploded twice and survived so id have him
plus he wont try an eat me because he's a human being haha

 

[Therumancer]

Sovreign, it could protect me from orbit with no difficulty I'd imagine. (Mass Effect for those that don't know).

 

[Ravenseeker]

that Guardian thing from the Last Guardian or one of the Colossi preferably the one that's part building

also, minotaur from God of War

 

[Spinwhiz]

I would like to have The Rook from Demigod!

 

[carenebeth]

The last boss from shadow of the colossus

 

[Jark212]

Pyramid Head. He'd scare off practically everyone.

Yup, But he's rape any trespassers, and I'd get sued.

Duke Nukem.

Master Chief

I would like to point out that neither of these are monsters.

Depends who's perspective you look from. Did no-one think to ask the Aliens?

Pyramid Head. He'd scare off practically everyone.

Just pray he doesn't eviscerate your sofa and replace all your keys with colourcoded statues of crusified babies.

Personally, I think I'd have Gunther Hermann. Mechanical eyes, bloody huge, kicks arse too.

I can see that being a problem.

 

[Andy999]

A Like-Like, from the Zelda series. They'll eat my enemies AND nick their stuff.

 

[Smogster]

pyramid head from silent hill

 

[Dingoman013]

Jesus DUH!

 

[Smogster]

hey some people have not played or seen silent hill so DUH back at you

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Deathclaws or Behemoths

 

[ShoryukenDude]

Sovereign, it could protect me from orbit with no difficulty I'd imagine. (Mass Effect for those that don't know).

But then you gotta deal with that whole Indoctrination BS. It just ruins your weekend when you suddenly think killing off all organics is a good Idea.

OT: Antlion Guardian. If it doesn't see me as a threat and try to kill me.

 

[Aardvark Soup]

-A Chain Chomp (Super Mario 64)
-Dog (Half-Life 2)
-Zombieshroom (Mother 3)

 

[Motakikurushi]

The Big Daddy!

Or a Strider, perhaps even the Giant Pokey Statue from Mother 3. D0G would be nice too. Someone said a Portal turret; erm, you can poke those things and they will fall over and die. Someone could lob a pebble at it and it will fall over. Not exactly great defense. I suppose you can put them in a cage like in the advanced levels.

 

[ShawnRiles]

Easily Gordan Freeman.

Why?

Because the checkpoint is my door.

But since it says monster, probably that big old guy in Oblivion, Shivering Isles.

 

[mr-fix_it]

a space marine dreadnought that woud be bad ass

 

[Mullahgrrl]

A Yao Guai. Not only could he kill everyone, he would scare the piss out of any would be intruders. It's flawless!

What if they had animal friend?

 

[paranoidhalfbreed]

Legion from the Castlevania series; whats better than a giant ball of corpses that shoots lasers?

Either that or Servbot...