What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[cainstwin]

A goliath from Resistance
and the gate keeper from oblivion: shivering isles
probably a bit much, but short of possessed US soldiers and tears, my wod be housebreakers havent got a hope

 

[sabotstarr]

The bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

how did i forget. This is the cullmination of all gaurd things put into one
Burglar: Oh look a cute bunny
Bunny:*jumps*
Burglar: agggggggggg
ME: Win.

 

[Xanadu84]

Dog from HL2. Hes as bad ass as you could ever need, and unlike many of the other choices, he is stable, loyal, and clean. No funny surprises, no strange mutations, no diseases, no drama or moral quandaries. Hes a bad ass hunk of robot to comes when called and does your bidding.

 

[NotAPie]

Victim 7 & 8
As much as I'm afraid of them....

This thing points at you when it sees you, now I would be freaked out and run away, but if you were walking across my house and you saw this think on one hand pointing at you...
Wouldn't you be scared?

 

[iggyus]

A Yao Guai. Not only could he kill everyone, he would scare the piss out of any would be intruders. It's flawless!

What if they had animal friend?

There goes the flawless defense. Just get a behemoth, no animal friend is going get past that nasty *****

 

[Emperorpeng]

[the Lich from LoZTP is:]

It's the mini-Boss of the Arbiter's grounds, the one with the MASSIVE cursed sword and ram's horns coming out of its head.

 

[DrRockor]

sephiroth and the rest of the final fanasty characters alonge with all the summons and another 3 vincents

 

[shinigami564]

Wolverine from the x-men. you cant kill that bastard even if you tried

 

[Lekonua]

A Colossus. Any Colossus. Preferably one of the really big ones.

 

[nightsaber]

The dude from Prototype~

 

[Randomologist]

The Yeti from SkiFree.

http://isaacmillerphoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/skifree_yeti.png?w=300&h=202

Quote from a few pages ago, but most certainly this. He's impossible to get past :S

 

[Jedamethis]

id just have 5-6 Halo hunter buddies with PROPER armour without huge holes in it

 

[HK_01]

Chronos from God of War

 

[Okami24]

the hugeass worm thing from GOW2,
maybe skorge as well
and the fishy thing as well in my pond of course


and on my doorstep a mousemallow as a last resort

 

[LewsTherin]

A few Adeptus Astartes guarding the place would keep away the random spawns, and I agree with their philosophy to make everything rocket propelled.

 

[Sky Captanio]

A player character. They have qicksaves and respawns.

 

[diablomaki]

pyramid head from silent hill

Jesus DUH!

hey some people have not played or seen silent hill so DUH back at you

im not sure dingoman was duhing ur comment, i think he actually meant get jesus christo to guard his door, and he might just win this thread

 

[The Rockerfly]

Mechagodzilla, just because he is godzilla but also fires missiles too

 

[Evil grim123]

Yo moma!

But seriously Infected Karrigan.
She counts right?

 

[ZonerZ]

Chuck Norris. I win. END OF DISCUSSION!