What happens after death?

[robinkom]

I really dun care...

Juz live life to the fullest!

If there's something AFTER death, lucky u =)

I read that... and then I looked at your avatar... and I lol'd. =^.^=

It's very true though. People who are afraid to die never really live.

 

[robinkom]

When you die, you enter a large blackened room with gray stone floors and walls... and there's a little man about 3 feet tall and he says... "I'm sorry but your Jesus is in another castle." Then you have to go through it seven more time or until you run out of extra lives. XD

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

You respawn at a later date, with no memories, in a completely new body. Some call it reincarnation, others call it respawnation. But it's more comforting to me than nothingness.

 

[Squidwogdog]

i'd like to believe in a heaven and hell and possibly a purgatory if its some middle ground, and i really envy those with faith, i'm just not a religion person

 

[Inco]

You become a lifeless corpse. Simple.
Well, until either hell is full or a virus causes the dead to start walking again for some vengeance.
Though it would be good to believe in a place after death, you can't really know till your there and guess what? there's no coming back when and if you do in fact live an afterlife.(near death experiences are void, cause they are no longer dead.)
Harsh but true.

 

[Zacharine]

How certain are you that there wasn't something prior to your life that you merely forgot?

I'm not 100% certain, naturally. But what possible reason or indication could there be to assume that there was something?

In the absence of evidence, go with scepticism. That way one ends up believing less false things.

 

[Lord Thodin]

Your ass becomes worm food 6 feet under, and your soul stares at the top of the inside of your coffin while you wait for the world to eventually be ended by a solar flare and then BLACKNESS

 

[stefanbertramlee]

nought

 

[VincentX3]

We become Michel Jackson's Thriller zombies to dance for ETERNITY

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Nothing happens... probably. No one really knows because you would have to die in order to find out but it seems most likely to me that that death is the simply the end. I would rather go to heaven to be honest but we are doomed to rot in the ground instead.

 

[Cliff_m85]

You rot in the ground or you get burnt into ashes. Perhaps your memory is carried on by loved ones, perhaps not.


I'm not immoral enough to give an answer I'm not absolutely certain of.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Respawning in 3...2...1...

This, your cookie is being mailed to you as we speak.

 

[Cliff_m85]

You respawn at a later date, with no memories, in a completely new body. Some call it reincarnation, others call it respawnation. But it's more comforting to me than nothingness.

My uncle has cancer. He told me 4 months ago. However I could choose to believe he doesn't have it, that would be much more comforting to me.

 

[Harlemura]

You lie there, dead and rotting, until the zombie apocalypse occours. Then you wake up again, put whatever's left of yourself back together and have a nice munch on some innocent people's brains.
Obviously.

 

[Maku1024]

Guys, don't you know anything? After you die, you just see something that reads "GAME OVER."

 

[Mertruve]

What will happen after death?

That's a really bad question - notice that it already forces a specific line of thought.

 

[ExaltedK9]

No one knows what happens to us after we die, and anyone who claims to know what happens after death is a delusional fool and a liar. Any man or woman who claims to have secret knowledge of the after life is talking out of their ass, this goes for religous people and those fools who believe in fung shue (I spelt that wrong I think) spiritual energy, ghosts, that kind of bollocks. If anyone has even the slightest inkling of what happens after death Id say the scientists would know...Id rather not know what happens after we die, I wanna be suprised.

You're in for a shock.

 

[quack35]

I don't know. I haven't died yet.

 

[bodyklok]

If your Michael Jakson, you get driven around LA before getting buried in a solid gold casket. Lucky bastard.