What Hardens Your Rock?

[CrystalViolet]

Indeed it was... Now who are you really? XD

You have one guess. I swear by the old gods and the new that I'll tell you if you're correct.

 

[Walter44]

And the guy above me. I like him, he's honest about his perversions kinks. XD

Pfff...why shouldn't I? First of all, it's not like I'm ever gonna meet one of the people here IRL and secondly, everyone's a bit perverted. And third...well, that's what the thread's about, right?

 

[King of Asgaard]

*Walks in and looks around*

And here I was, expecting clever word usage. Nope.

Don't tell anyone this, but as a heterosexual male, I enjoy heterosexual sex.

*drops mic*

If you lived in Westeros, your title would be "Threadwinner". Just saying.

OT: Maybe I'll tell y'all when some young strumpet likes me enough to let me have my way with her. Until then, I shall remain as innocent in these matters as the rising sun.

 

[Xman490]

Feet that are not small, not fat/chubby/meaty, with long toes, entirely in my field of vision. Preferably on a person who is relaxing. Don't care too much about gender (prefer female), though pheromone differences might turn me off IRL.

I like the giantess scene, but I'm not fond of crushing, other deadly instances, nor vore.

 

[Lieju]

Just talk science to me, baby.

Also dragons.
Actually this isn't really a fetish, but when it comes to fictional romance I like human/Monster/robot etc stuff.

It's just far more interesting if they have to work through one of the parties being a vampire/dragon/just a mind uploaded in a machine/etc.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

And here comes the sick mamba jamba himself!

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Hi T0ad!
I'm here to participate in your thread!

Anyway my biggest fetish is blood. I love blood. My blood, my partners blood, doesn't matter. The look, the feeling, the taste, it all turns me on. Bloody sex is just so damn good. Obviously I'm also a fan of dat bloody period sex. If you guys or gals haven't tried it yet then I recommend it! It feels unique and just straight up good. For me and my ex it was better than normal sex.
My other big one is piss! Yup, piss. I get a lot of sexual thrill from pissing on my partner, having her piss on me, and having either of us consume the other's pee.
However the taste when the girl is really dehydrated is terrible so proper hydration for me and her before engaging in such activities is a must. Gotta get it properly diluted.

I have a couple other big ones and some minor ones but so far my biggest minor one concerns pubic hair. I really dislike pubic hair and love myself some bare nether regions. Smooth and completely hairless is how I prefer and will certainly harden my rock but a little bit of well trimmed hair is also kinda nice.

Another minor one is rimming. I enjoy licking ass, literally. And by ass I mean asshole.
Hate scat though so my partner has to make sure her ass is clean.
Again literally.


Did I do good T0ad?

 

[Steve Waltz]

IF YOU WEAR A SUIT I WILL FUCK YOU WHERE YOU STAND.

I laughed when I read this. I have a job interview in a few hours, so I have my suit on right now. Well, my jacket's still hanging in the closet, but my shirt, tie, pants and socks are all on.

I have the same "fetish" as well. A tidy and well-dressed woman can turn my head, no matter her looks.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

And here comes the sick mamba jamba himself!

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I get a lot of sexual thrill from pissing on my partner, having her piss on me, and having either of us consume the other's pee.

That's what it's all about.

I too like the taste of my own blood. Ya can taste the bit of iron in it. Very neat.

But I wouldn't say it turns me on, nor would I be too thrilled in that way to have enough coming out of me to drink. xD
Also, interesting tip about making sure you're hydrated.

Soooooo...after looking over this thread, I think I'm the weirdest one yet...

Spoiler: Nah. ;p

First of all, I like girls with red hair, ponytails and glasses. And skirts. But those are less fetishes (at least as far as I understand and use the word) and more things I simply find attractive.

As for the things I'd consider (sexual) fetishes...oooooh boy...

The big one is diapers. Yes, really. I find women in diapers incredibly hot and am also turned on by the thought of a woman forcing me to wear and use diapers.
Which brings me to the next one: Humiliation. Being put down and treated like I'm inferior just turns me on. Especially in combination with the diaper thing or "sissy" play (being put in frilly pink clothes, being treated like a little girl "against my will" and being constantly "reminded" that I'm not a "real man")
Then there's Futa. Or dickgirls. Yes, it is, what it sounds like. Don't think I'd want to actually have a relationship with one, but the pictures turn me on.

Yeah...those are my weird little kinks...

Not sure how exactly common those kinks are, but more so than you would think.

In fact, I remember a psychology sex study looking into the porn viewing habits of people online, that found Futa was among the most popular.
Particularly for straight men.

Also, yeah, everyone's a bit perverted, but not all are perverts. Very important distinction. ;D

 

[Walter44]

Not sure how exactly common those kinks are, but more so than you would think.

Oh, believe me, I know that. I'm lurking around several ABDL-sites and definitely realize that it isn't always the same 50 guys and gals posting things ^^

But still, in comparison to what was posted before me, I'd say my preferences are a bit more...extravagant ^^

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

SEXUAL THRILL

I was hoping someone would post that
Imp, you're just so vanilla, get with the times man, get freaky.

 

[krazykidd]

I like big girls . Like 250-350 pound range. I'm also into older girl, like 40-65 range ( i'm 25).

So SSBBW cougars.

Thats not to mention to regular stuff like uniforms and such.

 

[The White Hunter]

Nothing like the screaming tempest of a nations worth of tortured souls to get my motor running.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

SEXUAL THRILL

I was hoping someone would post that
Imp, you're just so vanilla, get with the times man, get freaky.

Well, I do have a couple things that I like, but they don't have names and it would be a bit too dirty to describe them. <.<
I don't have your confidence, Cool King. ;p

Also, >( what's so wrong with vanilla?! It's the only ice cream flavor I like.

 

[The White Hunter]

SEXUAL THRILL

I was hoping someone would post that
Imp, you're just so vanilla, get with the times man, get freaky.

T0ad is lying anyway, as he failed to mention his sickening love of corn and farming equipment!

 

[Plasticaprinae]

Bondage. I like be dominate and submissive. I like to stand on people and kick them. And hair pulling. I like girls with short hair and guys with long hair. Sensual cuddly showers are the bees knees.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Nothing like the screaming tempest of a nations worth of tortured souls to get my motor running.

Okay, calm down there, Kimbley. ;p

All's fair in love and war, but you should keep the love consensual at least. xD

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

SEXUAL THRILL

I was hoping someone would post that
Imp, you're just so vanilla, get with the times man, get freaky.

T0ad is lying anyway, as he failed to mention his sickening love of corn and farming equipment!

He did didn't he? T0ad 0f Truth sure does like to lie a lot.

@Thread T0ad enjoys fornicating with corn. If you live in the US and consume any kind of corn or corn products then it was probably used by T0ad to fulfill his sick sexual fantasies at one point.

SEXUAL THRILL

I was hoping someone would post that
Imp, you're just so vanilla, get with the times man, get freaky.

Well, I do have a couple things that I like, but they don't have names and it would be a bit too dirty to describe them. <.<
I don't have your confidence, Cool King. ;p

Also, >( what's so wrong with vanilla?! It's the only ice cream flavor I like.

Whats wrong with it? WHATS WRONG WITH IT!? You don't even put sprinkles on your vanilla! Thats whats wrong!

 

[The White Hunter]

Nothing like the screaming tempest of a nations worth of tortured souls to get my motor running.

Okay, calm down there, Kimbley. ;p

All's fair in love and war, but you should keep the love consensual at least. xD

Taking their cries of anguish is so much more rewarding though.

SEXUAL THRILL

I was hoping someone would post that
Imp, you're just so vanilla, get with the times man, get freaky.

T0ad is lying anyway, as he failed to mention his sickening love of corn and farming equipment!

He did didn't he? T0ad 0f Truth sure does like to lie a lot.

@Thread T0ad enjoys fornicating with corn. If you live in the US and consume any kind of corn or corn products then it was probably used by T0ad to fulfill his sick sexual fantasies at one point.

He's a terrible monster, destroying thousands, if not millions of lies with his disgusting appetite for cornication. He should be locked away in the basement forever more.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

SEXUAL THRILL

Also, >( what's so wrong with vanilla?! It's the only ice cream flavor I like.

Whats wrong with it? WHATS WRONG WITH IT!? You don't even put sprinkles on your vanilla! Thats whats wrong!

Who the hell said I don't like sprinkles!? I even know that some people call them jimmies!

Don't go putting words in my mouth! ;p

 

[The White Hunter]

SEXUAL THRILL

Also, >( what's so wrong with vanilla?! It's the only ice cream flavor I like.

Whats wrong with it? WHATS WRONG WITH IT!? You don't even put sprinkles on your vanilla! Thats whats wrong!

Who the hell said I don't like sprinkles!? I even know that some people call them jimmies!

Don't go putting words in my mouth! ;p

If you're not careful he'll put more than words there.