What Hardens Your Rock?

[Euryalus]

So an anonymous user making a foot thread was the inspiration for this fetish themed thread...

Also the fact that we haven't had one for awhile and all I remember from the last one is that Beffudled Sheep is a sick sick mamba jamba and Shrekfan246 has uncommon ones you wouldn't expect of the man.

I'm a fan of Maid outfits, teh bush, and some accents (as those of you I've drunkenly harassed on XBL know all too well )...

All three together is ideal... plus the normal vanilla requirements.

500+ women in maid outfits need not apply. I'm sorry. Let's just be friends ok?

There, I bared my sick perversions to everyone, don't judge me too harshly

Your turn, what tickles your guys' Fancy? What gets you off? What's your fetish?

 

[shrekfan246]

and Shrekfan246 has uncommon ones you wouldn't expect of the man.

Was it long enough ago that nobody remembers anymore? If so I'm not sure I should bring it up again.

There, I bared my sick perversions to everyone, don't judge me too harshly

"Sick perversions"? Now, I realize that there's still some level of privacy people enjoy on the internet, but if the three things you mentioned were any more plain you'd be a sure stand-in for Ben Stein.

;D

OT: Honestly, it's easier to answer what doesn't? Because I like to think I'm generally open-minded when it comes to that kind of stuff.

I did find out about another... er... fetish, I suppose, a few days ago which just boggles my mind though: Ballbusting. It's exactly what it sounds like, and even as a slight masochist I still don't understand the appeal.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Seeing kissing. I don't know what it is exactly but something about seeing two mouths lock and letting the tongues do all the work is just so oomph.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Bondage- Nothing too intricate, usually just use my belt to tie the hands or use it as a gag. Either or.

*Scratches- Love getting my back scratched, feelsgoodman.jpeg

Spoiler: After doing it scratch, but I still like it :3. NO NUDITY SO ITS COOL

* I dunno how to describe this one but I use my finger to rub around the mouth and then put it in her mouth and she sucks on it. #DamnSon

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW T0AD?

 

[username sucks]

Well I'm gay, for one thing. Besides that, I'm a furry and like ballbusting. I'm not sure I'd want to act out either of those in real life.

It's strange to me that I can be so open about this to strangers on the Internet when only one person I know in real life knows that I'm gay...

 

[Euryalus]

-snip-

I know, I KNOW! I'm more vanilla than a french vanilla coffee.

I didn't want to admit to this in public though.

Spoiler

It's unsanitary.

 

[Spambot 3000]

Oh for the love of ... I'll just keep to what I said in the previous dirty dark secret fetish thread - I like sharkwomen.

Spoiler: git me summa dat

Don't judge me

 

[Daystar Clarion]

*Walks in and looks around*

And here I was, expecting clever word usage. Nope.

Don't tell anyone this, but as a heterosexual male, I enjoy heterosexual sex.

*drops mic*

 

[EeveeElectro]

IF YOU WEAR A SUIT I WILL FUCK YOU WHERE YOU STAND.


*ahem* yeah, suits, or just a shirt/tie combo will do.

Nice and neat facial hair too, mmmm mmmmmm.

Also generic neck kissing and some other stuff.....

Edit: if you're good at guitar we can have sex right now.

 

[shrekfan246]

Oh for the love of ... I'll just keep to what I said in the previous dirty dark secret fetish thread - I like sharkwomen.

Spoiler: git me summa dat

Don't judge me

Don't worry, you're never the only one.

Spoiler

It's unsanitary.

I sat here for a moment thinking about exactly what you meant.

Then I burst out laughing.

I suppose I can contribute something I actually specifically enjoy, though it's not necessarily a fetish or anything: Having my hair played with. My scalp is relatively sensitive, and I love feeling fingers running through my hair. Admittedly, my hair has unfortunately started thinning out slightly over the past year or two...

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Bosomy redheads in purple dresses.
It all probably goes back to a childhood fixation I had with Jessica Rabbit.

Spoiler

The dress is actually pink. So sue me.

Which was followed by Ghost Sweeper Mikami, a show apparently nobody but me used to watch. No, don't tell me you used to watch it. I've talked about it for years and not a single fucking person ever acknowledged it. The time for that has passed, my friend.

Spoiler

Think of her as "90s Bayonetta". I know I do.

Then came Dragon Quest VIII, another thing nobody else but me keeps talking about. The lady in question is Jessica Albert.

Spoiler

Will they or won't they?

Then I discovered Mad Men.

Spoiler

And Dragon's Crown.

Spoiler

All that controversy? Right past me.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

Igneous intrusion baby! Nothing like a bit of extreme heat and pressure to make your soft sediment metamorphose into hard rock!

 

[Colour Scientist]

It's kinda funny that pubic hair is so uncommon and unpopular nowadays that it's actually considered a fetish.

Anyway, I always feel really boring when these threads come up.
I'm open to trying new things but nothing's ever come up (oo-er) and I've thought "yes, this is definitely my fetish".

 

[Drummodino]

Igneous intrusion baby! Nothing like a bit of extreme heat and pressure to make your soft sediment metamorphose into hard rock!

Nicely done xD

OT: Eh... I don't really have any outlandish fetishes. I'm boring like that :/

I like more slender girls, does that count?

EDIT: Also glasses and long, straight hair. Glasses make everyone sexier.

 

[Mr Fixit]

Nothing to unusual for me, really love the ladies with brown eyes & glasses, damn the glasses. I also love a very "aggressive" woman.

I didn't want to admit to this in public though.

Spoiler

It's unsanitary.

& I'll just leave this here...

Spoiler

 

[Euryalus]

-snip-

You. I like you.

-snip-

You must have mistaken me for the guy above. XD

The day I start getting intentionally clever with word usage beyond god awful puns, is the day the world dies.

 

[Aerosteam]

Glasses. I don't know why, but when a girl who doesn't normally wear them suddenly puts them on, holy shit.

Example: I recently marathoned Fullmetal Alchemist (both animes). There's a character called Riza Hawkeye. I already found her attractive. Then this happened.

Spoiler

One of the other characters put glasses on her. (I didn't know why at the time but you find out eventually.)

Me: Uuuuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!! So. Fucking. Hot.

 

[JoJo]

I assume it's best I miss out all of the depraved and/or violent ones that will make me sound like a Mega-Hitler who enjoys throwing kittens into blenders right?

Well, aside from those, bondage is fun. Dark hair and pale skin is a combo that looks good on almost anyone for me, the less hair the better. Ancient Roman clothing is a real turn on, besides nudity of course, and I really like the idea of making out in a swimming pool. There, that should be enough to get some imaginations turning ;-)

 

[doxydejour]

Light bondage. Handcuffs and stuff like that.

Oooh and dirty talk, but only if done properly.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Schnozzes

Girls with those nice arching nose bridges are the cat's meow. Maybe it's because it makes them look snooty, and I have a snooty girl fetish.

Beyond that the 'glasses and pony tail' combo never fails.

...

But then I'm sure there's even girls with glasses, pony tails, and schnozzes. O___________________O