What has life taught you?

[wewontdie11]

Well in 19 years I can safely say I know that:

90% of the people you have met or will ever meet are ass holes or completely mental.

Trying to understand women is like fitting wheels to a tomato, time consuming and completely pointless.

You always have less money than you think you do.

Sympathy and selflessness are two of the most rewarding and taxing things a person can maintain.

 

[teutonicman]

Plan help me prepare however if said plan gets toosed out a window buy an unforeseen event you better be able to adapt or you'll get left behind. Also trolling helps relieve all kinds of stress.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

1. Humanity is fundamentally flawed
2. Every person I meet is either stupid, incompetent, out to get me, or a combination of the three
3. Everyone is to be treated as such until further notice
4. Apparently, assault and battery against such people is a crime
5. The cake is a lie

 

[AkJay]

Another fact: No matter how much you think you trust someone, they will always betray you in one way or another, always.

 

[similar.squirrel]

-Life is inherently ridiculous, and never fair.

-You think that you're smarter than anybody who's better looking than you, and better looking than anybody smarter than you.
Once you shake this belief, you enter a sort of emotional nadir and either stop caring or top yourself.

-Citing examples of other people's suffering only serves to add guilt to the list of your [my] pathetically trivial complaints.

-It's a human characteristic to shit in the nest, so to speak. Be nice and try to transcend that sometimes. It won't help the general state of affairs, but it may make you and those around you feel temporarily better.

 

[PartyMonkey]

i have learnt that it doesn't matter how much the world fucks you over there will always be someone on your side whos getting fucked over more than you.

 

[gewuerzgurke]

- Don't take yourself too seriously.
- Don't ever sit on pins.
- Always have a pen with you.
- TV is overrated.

 

[traceur_]

-Sometimes you just need to try something new to turn your life around.

Ever since I came to the Escapist my life has changed for the better. *hugs and kisses for all of you*

I'm 16 and the most valuable truths of the little I know are these:

Those who fight are simply too afraid to flee.

Everyone can be nice.

Misanthropy is the outlook of a fool.

Walk softly and carry a big knife.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

That people suck.

 

[littlelacysurprisepageant]

Life has taught everything I know, but if you want something more recently, when a cat's pupils go really big, it wants to claw the crap out of things.

 

[CymTyr]

Life has taught me that very few people are as good as their word. It's also taught me that the internet is full of trolls.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Dragonball z rocks.
Leave your hair long.
Food is overated.

 

[PerfectCherryBlossom]

Life's taught me so far never to trust anyone

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Never click a Tiny URL link.

 

[AngloDoom]

- Never put 100% into something until you're sure it's going to give 100% back.

Hence, I have only given 100% once in my life.


- Never act violent/say violent things unless you plan to go through with them.

- Go for the gonads.


EDIT:

- Life is fair, but unrelenting. People are not fair, but are forgiving.

 

[shinigami564]

I'm 16 and i know that there are two kinds of people. bad and worse.

 

[Kevvers]

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

I was once almost arrested for doing that, the police don't like it.

 

[Berethond]

1) Life has taught me that it sucks. And not in the good way.
2) Everyone dies.
3) No exceptions to rules number 1 or 2

That's about it.

I was jokingly going to say "ACCEPT JESUS!"

but then it occurred to me he died too... haha.

I did accept Jesus.
Unless you mean except Jesus.

All hale the grammer nazi! *sticks hand up in salute*

Hail

Please tell me you did that on purpose.

 

[experiment0789]

Like most of you have said...Life is cruel!
1.no one cares if your different,they still expect you to do the same thing as well as everybody else.
2. Since we know everyone is different....We can conclude it's impossible to make life fair for everyone
3. Just like I said in #2 ,everyone is different so you can't please everyone so you better not even try

I could go on,but that's enough for now. I want to leave some stuff for other people's replays.