I learned that when you really really need petrol, the petrol cans will glow white through walls. I also learned that being shot with an arrow is a disabling injury for everyone, unless your name is Ezio Auditore blebleb blebleb blebleb.
What have games taught you?
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I am INVINCIBLE!
Seriously.
*shoots self in head*
I told ya.
*unloads the entire magazine in head and laughs*
Seriously.
*shoots self in head*
I told ya.
*unloads the entire magazine in head and laughs*
I learned how to use a gun [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5Xx7VfJWR0&feature=PlayList&p=kznu7Gec_hU&index=6] and to clime in air vents [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJD0p4lgaA8&feature=PlayList&p=kznu7Gec_hU], no that was fucking die hard [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFRSruZyWGc]. Man, Half-Life is unoriginal.
When you see something that looks dangerous, like a needle with blue fluid, or a mystical-looking or scary-looking mask, the best thing to do is to USE IT IMMEDIATELY without any regret or consideration.
Thanks, Bioshock and Zelda: Majora's Mask.
Thanks, Bioshock and Zelda: Majora's Mask.
That anything with a red cross is good. Unless it's on a shield. Then it depends whether or not the owner of the shield is on your side.
Also, pistols have infinite ammo, sitting on a bench between two people and acting aloof loses your pursuers, you cannot die by one bullet shot or sword slice, and people do not lock their cars when they park them.
Oh, and learning Italian history for a year didn't teach me how to pronounce Doge, but 3 days of playing Assassin's Creed 2 did.
Also, pistols have infinite ammo, sitting on a bench between two people and acting aloof loses your pursuers, you cannot die by one bullet shot or sword slice, and people do not lock their cars when they park them.
Oh, and learning Italian history for a year didn't teach me how to pronounce Doge, but 3 days of playing Assassin's Creed 2 did.
I have learned that food and sleep are totally optional.
The five second rule never applies (not even after three days).
Food doesn't spoil, it just becomes better for you over time and after leveling without opening the box it is in.
If I just go around smacking random people, one day... some day, I will be able to gank my boss because my level will be higher.
Guns don't kill people; High-pitched, disembodied voices with severe Napoleon Complexes... holding guns, kill people.
My pets are full of sparkly, shiny, tasty treats.
The five second rule never applies (not even after three days).
Food doesn't spoil, it just becomes better for you over time and after leveling without opening the box it is in.
If I just go around smacking random people, one day... some day, I will be able to gank my boss because my level will be higher.
Guns don't kill people; High-pitched, disembodied voices with severe Napoleon Complexes... holding guns, kill people.
My pets are full of sparkly, shiny, tasty treats.
-That no matter how evil I am, a pilgrimmage will always take away my infamy.
-And that I can avoid things by using the console.
-And that I can avoid things by using the console.