WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!

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Souldemon8

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O.K. after reading about this mother-son incest escapade and reading people's reactions I've come up with a scenario.

You were raised having no sisters or brothers. You lived a nice life as a spoiled only child. When you and your parents move to a new town/city you meet this beautiful girl. She is beyond beauty and makes Megan Fox look like Susan Boyle. Eventually you guys start to hang out and you realize you guys share some of the same hobbies and views on the world. You soon hook up and a couple months later you guys finally..."fade to black". You soon fall in love with her and can see the rest of your life with her.

One morning your parents call you downstairs and you walk in on your folks talking to another couple and guess who the girl of your dreams. She gives you a look as if she just killed everyone you knew and just sits in her chair. Your mom turns to you and says,"(Insert name here) we should have told you this but your not an only child. We gave your sister up for adoption before you were born."

She then turns to your gf/lover/sister and smiles and turns back to you and continues on about how times were tough

What the fuck do you do now...

Edit: Lets also say it was the best sex in your life.

Edit 2!!!: a month and a half later after weekends of therapy you find yourself at a family cookout. Your sister approaches you and pulls you into a separate room. She starts crying in her hands before looking up at you.

"(Insert name here)...I'm pregnant" *continues sobbing*
 

delet

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Yeah, this has actually happened before. Like in real life.

It's a conundrum that you can only get over with if both of you can actually be ok with it. If it's desturbing for either of you, you won't be able to get over it and you'll have to try again with someone else.
 

Joe Matsuda

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...well...if you're in it that far already...

I'd just roll with it...isn't that what Japan and the souther part of the U.S. [both stereotypically] do on a day to day basis?

...I mean, if she makes Megan Fox look like Susan Boyle!!!
 

daftalchemist

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This isn't a new scenario. I've seen it on Law & Order, and it happened in one of the Ender's Game series books as well (can't remember which, don't feel like walking to the bookshelf either). Chances are you break the hell up immediately and sign up for some therapy and avoid them for the rest of forever.
 

zombiejoe

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COOL

I guess I would tell her that this relationship is over, but that we should start a new relationship as brother and sister
 
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Joe Matsuda said:
...well...if you're in it that far already...

I'd just roll with it...isn't that what Japan and the souther part of the U.S. [both stereotypically] do on a day to day basis?

...I mean, if she makes Megan Fox look like Susan Boyle!!!
Well Megan Fox looks the emotional equivalent to Susan Boyles physical.

daftalchemist said:
This isn't a new scenario. I've seen it on Law & Order, and it happened in one of the Ender's Game series books as well (can't remember which, don't feel like walking to the bookshelf either). Chances are you break the hell up immediately and sign up for some therapy and avoid them for the rest of forever.
Nice spoilers there asshole, I just started reading the series.
 

Elephant Walker19

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OH MY FUCKIN BUHHDA!!!! MY GIRL IS MY SISTER!!!!! AND SHE'S PREGANAT!!!!!!

mom:WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! (mom gets heart attack)

me:sucker.
 

The Only

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Joe Matsuda said:
...well...if you're in it that far already...

I'd just roll with it...isn't that what Japan and the souther part of the U.S. [both stereotypically] do on a day to day basis?

...I mean, if she makes Megan Fox look like Susan Boyle!!!
whats wrong with Susan Boyle?
 

The Austin

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Dude, if you're that far already, just role with it. You're already in love, so why not?


Besides, if she makes this:

Look like this:

Then it's totally worth it.
 

Rawker

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HARI KARI!!!! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!!! Uh, I'd wonder for a bit. Legally It's not incest. but there'd kinda always be the hint of doubt. I don't know. Hard question.
 

Joe Matsuda

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philosophicalbastard said:
Well Megan Fox looks the emotional equivalent to Susan Boyles physical.
I feel as if there needed to be a moment where you high fived someone after saying this...
The Only said:
whats wrong with Susan Boyle?
ummm......well......hey wait, shouldn't you be asking the op??
 

ShadowsofHope

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"Fuck."

That is the only word that would be uttered out of my lips.

..Though if she really is as h4wt as you say, I'd probably add "Fuck, why me!".
 

2012 Wont Happen

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After only a couple months I would break it off, but extend the same scenario a couple years and I might be inclined to get a vasectomy and just keep on keepin' on. I mean, shit, I'd be pretty involved at that point wouldn't I?
 

Novania

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Julianking93 said:
Uh, keep on with the relationship.

Duh!

Moar liek WINCEST, amirite guiz?
*sigh*....that was bad...but still hilarious!!!

The Austin said:
Dude, if you're that far already, just role with it. You're already in love, so why not?


Besides, if she makes this:

Look like this:

Then it's totally worth it.
O.O