What have videogames taught YOU???

[timmytom1]

I suspect the title is fairly self explanatory so i`ll just give examples (oh and BTW if you`re one of the millitia thread people i didn`t find a similar thread within the first 3 pages so i guess this hasn`t been done before,could be wrong though)

1.Bullets are not lethal provided you find somewhere to rest

2.Anything over knee hight is insurmountable

3.It turns out that metal doors are the strongest object in the universe to destroy a metal door is to be a GOD

4.In certain instances it is possible to outrun the reality in which you find yourself ,this will be noticeable when all you see is the void (or a plain white color not sure how it`s spelt brit way)


5.If the powers that be require you to be in a certain area at a certain time they will deploy invisible repellants to keep you within the area

Those are a few that i can think of,anyone else got any suggestions?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

The invincible god is not actually invincible

 

[New Troll]

I would make a good ruler of the world.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Eat mushrooms and you grow to epic sizes.

 

[USSR]

3.It turns out that metal doors are the strongest object in the universe to destroy i metal door is to be a GOD

Someone obviously never played The Force Unleashed

 

[SsilverR]

devil may cry taught me that if something can potentially kill me ... i might aswell act a **** towards it

metal gear taught me so much i don't know where to start

gta taught me that i can kill all i want ... i just have to dial a certain number on my phone and the police will go away ... soon as i discover what that is you're all screwed LOOOOL

 

[Cretgren]

I was taught from Mercenaries 2 that Angel Falls is in Venezuala.
Total War helped me in history, as did Assassin's Creed.
Oblivion taught me some archery.
Also, some simple game moves are useful in gym.

 

[Zenn3k]

Mistakes can be corrected by reloading from last save. Say something and piss off your girlfriend and end up on the doghouse? RELOAD!

 

[timmytom1]

Eat mushrooms and you grow to epic sizes.

*Nods in agreement*

 

[timmytom1]

Mistakes can be corrected by reloading from last save. Say something and piss off your girlfriend and end up on the doghouse? RELOAD!

Yeah but you gotta be careful with that quicksave key

 

[Fbuh]

Both Mario 64 and Portal taught me that cake is bad for you.

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

3.It turns out that metal doors are the strongest object in the universe to destroy i metal door is to be a GOD

Someone obviously never played The Force Unleashed

Yeah but in TFU you basically are God. Complete with lightning bolts. Or am I thinking of Zeus?

Basically every RPG has engrained into me that as the chosen one I'm entitled to anything I want. Even if it belongs to someone else. And Super Mario taught me that Princesses are teases.

 

[DrScoobs]

that you can remake the same thing every year and people will still buy it.

 

[caz105]

If you die you can lay on the floor for 1 minute swiveling around and shooting enemies and can be saved by a team-mate with the same ability by poking you with a syringe.

 

[terribleyetfun]

super Mario bros has taught me that you can jump three times your height and that everything can be defeated by landing on it`s head.

 

[Meado]

In a world of guns, wielding a sword makes you invincible.

 

[G. Alarimm]

Death is merely a setback, I can always resurrect.

Oh, and to shoot red barrels from a distance.

 

[Kellerb]

trees are more powerful than reinforced steel. cake is a lie, smoking leads to a gaseous cloud and a preposterous tongue. etc.

 

[hamster mk 4]

Hug the walls, watch the corners, reload compulsivly.