What if #63: What if you woke up and everyone was dead?

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Jewrean

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fesc said:
When I see all the replies concerning guns, I feel sad for the human race.
In a dog eat dog world with no rules, man is your biggest threat. Humanity means very little when a serial killer rapist escapes prison or a hungry cannibalistic hobo sees you. You obviously haven't seen many movies with an Apocalypse theme. Yes there would be plenty of normal people that would help out each other but people can also be one of the biggest threats to your well being.

But of course you already knew this. :)
 

Ickorus

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fesc said:
When I see all the replies concerning guns, I feel sad for the human race.
Really it's one of the smart things to do, there's bound to be someone willing to kill you because they're stupid enough to think teamwork doesn't work.
 

fesc

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I've never understood that attitude.
Jewrean said:
fesc said:
When I see all the replies concerning guns, I feel sad for the human race.
Humanity means very little when a serial killer rapist escapes prison or a hungry cannibalistic hobo sees you. You obviously haven't seen many movies with an Apocalypse theme.
And you obviously have trouble separating reality from fiction. Also, for the hungry cannibalistic Rumenians who roam our streets, there will be plenty of corpses to feed on, just in case all food spontaneously vanishes.
 

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If by everyone you mean animals as well, I wouldn't bother with weapons, I would find a reliable all terrain vehicle -my choices at this point are limitless-, find a couple of top-line generators. Establish a resource dump -favorably a storge shelter, because the only dead things would be small easily disposed of rodents- away from most of the dead creatures, Haul fuel to the dump and get the generators online. Bring in food preserving and preparing appliances. I assume vegetation still exists, because if not, there's no point to this topic because the Earth would no longer have the ability to sustain me. After establishment of my basic needs with redundancy and stockpiling, I would then accumulate environmental control devices. These would include weapons -if animals are still slive-, landscaping equipment, to enable farming and protect the immediate area of the dump and living area from overgrowth, seeds and fertilizers would also be collected. If there is still animal life, I would probably seek out some of the now ownerless dogs for security and friendship reasons. The key here is that I'm the only human left, altough lonliness is my lot, and the conveniences of civilization are lost to me, survival itself would be quite possible and could be quite comfortable yet solitary due to the stockpile of human property that would be left behind. Nature itself would be a strong adversary and unseen events such as injuries in an unsupported world could result in sudden demise. Would the basic will to survive, coupled with readily available support materials, triumph over the agony of lonliness or the ravages of nature? The only thing, on a personal level that would be worse is being a castaway condemned to never see another person again and having to provide for his/her survival from scratch, knowing that there is still a world of people from which he/she will always be seperated.
 

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Go to either Manchester or Blackpool airport, get in one of the light aircraft and fly over a wide area, slowly circling back to the airport. Any other survivors would have hopefully followed me back, or would have the intelligence to go to the nearest airport and wait for me.

Failing that and I'm alone, I'd probably raid all the local supermarkets, take what I can that's perishable and try and use that as food for as long as possible. Also I'd be looking to raid my local gardening centre of seeds of different foods for either this year and then the next, along with raiding a few book shops for books on growing food (or print off farming information as soon as possible), because I'm sure there would be ways to get the best yield possible (and I'm not in a position for trial and error).

Raid outdoor & army surplus stores for professional or more durable warm clothing, and also any sort of meth/solid block/propane fuel, along with the stoves they'd work with. Petrol ceases to combust anywhere near as well after a year or so (it goes off), so I'd probably spend the first few months stockpiling as much as possible. If all animals are dead then there's no livestock, so meat is taken from canned goods (for as long as possible).

I like the firework in the city centre idea, but I'll change that a little and set them off atop the highest building in the city.
 

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Jewrean said:
Picture this scenario. You go to bed like you do every night. You wake up and find that everyone in the house has died in their sleep. By this stage your panicking and try to phone for emergency services. There's no answer! You walk outside and find cars stopped on the sides of the road and crashed into trees, many with their engines still running. The drivers of the cars are slumped over their steering wheels. Even your beloved pet(/s) is dead. What are you going to do next? Are you going to try and secure weapons? What about supplies? What about the Power, Water, and Gas? Would you travel or bunker down?

- We will say that the cause of death is unknown. But everyone did die at the same time.
- There could be other survivors out there but you don't know the specifics.
- There are no zombies, diseases, or even wild animals to worry about.
- If you intend on staying put, you may want to consider what industries are nearby. Some of them need to be running 24 hours a day, and without maintenance could spell disaster for the empty town.
- Both joke and serious answers are accepted. It's really up to you.












I forgot to add a section explaining what I thought about the mess. First I would go to the Police station or a gun store and stock up on weapons, combat shields, body armour and so on. Next stop would be the supermarket for all of the food that goes off quickly and also some bottled water (plenty of it). I would steal an awesome car and look for survivors. I would look for fireworks and use them in the centre of my local city. Failing this, I would gather Gas, Petrol, and generators and choose a new dwelling conveniently located near a warehouse of food and supplies. Eventually I would find a farm and attempt to live off the land.
I am confused.
Jewrean, your "Extra information" and "What would I do?" seem to be in separate universes.
Why would you stock up on weapons, combat shields, body armour and so on if everyone and apparently everything is dead? seems a waste of valuable resource gathering time.

also are the trees dead? because that would really f**k stuff up.

or is it a trick question? for i am one of everyone and if everyone is dead that doesn't bode well for me.

what would i do?
I would probably say "w00t i win life!"
 

Jewrean

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vonjibble said:
I am confused.
Jewrean, your "Extra information" and "What would I do?" seem to be in separate universes.
Why would you stock up on weapons, combat shields, body armour and so on if everyone and apparently everything is dead? seems a waste of valuable resource gathering time.

also are the trees dead? because that would really f**k stuff up.

or is it a trick question? for i am one of everyone and if everyone is dead that doesn't bode well for me.
Your confused because you didn't read the "- There could be other survivors out there but you don't know the specifics." part. The way I figure it, if I'm still alive then there's bound to be at least one other. What possible reason could there be for me being the only survivor? And that's the point of a hypothetical, to make you question the reality of the situation based on hardly any information if not none at all.

And you're right. I didn't mention the trees. I did talk about the Fauna but not the Flora. For all intents and purposes let's just say the trees are fine.
 

vonjibble

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Jewrean said:
vonjibble said:
I am confused.
Jewrean, your "Extra information" and "What would I do?" seem to be in separate universes.
Why would you stock up on weapons, combat shields, body armour and so on if everyone and apparently everything is dead? seems a waste of valuable resource gathering time.

also are the trees dead? because that would really f**k stuff up.

or is it a trick question? for i am one of everyone and if everyone is dead that doesn't bode well for me.
Your confused because you didn't read the "- There could be other survivors out there but you don't know the specifics." part. The way I figure it, if I'm still alive then there's bound to be at least one other. What possible reason could there be for me being the only survivor? And that's the point of a hypothetical, to make you question the reality of the situation based on hardly any information if not none at all.

And you're right. I didn't mention the trees. I did talk about the Fauna but not the Flora. For all intents and purposes let's just say the trees are fine.
oh sorry , i got confused by the thread title and the use of the word everyone (sincere)
 

Jewrean

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fesc said:
And you obviously have trouble separating reality from fiction. Also, for the hungry cannibalistic Rumenians who roam our streets, there will be plenty of corpses to feed on, just in case all food spontaneously vanishes.
Not really. It's entirely possible. What if everyone in prison died except for a lone inmate who escaped? Probability shows that if I'm alive then there could be another person. Who's to say it couldn't be a prisoner or criminal of some kind? As for the cannibals, I was more referring to the long term when bodies have all but entirely rotted rendering them uneatable. The only option a cannibal would have would be to freeze the bodies. Obviously there probably wouldn't be cannibals for many years after all of the un-perishable food has been eaten.

To each his own. But for me, security is the first primary concern. The threat of food and water can wait until after I have secured my physical safety to possible immediate physical dangers. That doesn't mean I have a shoot first ask questions later attitude, just that you shouldn't trust every person you meet in the apocalypse. Is that so wrong? :)
 

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hmmmmm, probably a huge naked rave in the middle of the street, then go find a tonne of food and guns, then all the games in the world. and also..... the title says "... and EVERYONE was dead" so there's no point searching for others
 

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vonjibble said:
oh sorry , i got confused by the thread title and the use of the word everyone (sincere)
Understandable. Basically what I meant by the title was that everyone that you can see in the first 15 minutes of the described scenario is dead. Hell, there could be millions of people still alive. But at this initial point, you have no clue.
 

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I'd survive. The human race survived for years without electricity or gas or fuel, and it can do so again. Personally, I'd stock up on as many supplies of things like food and water, camping equipment, warm clothes and a sleeping bag, and pretty much everything I would need to survive in the wilderness. Then I'd try and get my hands on some sort of weapon that doesn't need constant reloading (so no guns, possibly a bow and arrows or a sword or something) from one of the various collectors shops and whatnot in the Leeds area. With all that, I'd just survive, using the weapons to hunt wild animals for food, and roam what's left of northern England, while keeping an eye out for survivors (I could get easy access to a radio and batteries from the Territorial Army base near the Leeds city centre). Meet up with any survivors and try to rebuild the human race, although I am of course aware that survivors may not want to work together (I did see the BBC series, you know, and can't wait until season 3 comes out :D).
 

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Gather supplies and begin broadcasting my predicament in hope someone will hear. Then go insane from isolation and die. Or contract a disease.
 

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I'd go around turning off all the lights I could. The town's electricity wouldn't last without maintenance if they all stay on. Once I've done that, I'd just stay at home and play all the games I want. When I finish with the ones I own, I'll go around to different shops and take ones I didn't get a chance to play. If I finish all the food in my house, I'll head to Walmart or the local grocery store. I would also drive everywhere, as there would be no reason not to.
 

Czargent Sane

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step one: weapons
police stations gun stores ect
step two: gear
sporting goods stores
step three: food
supermarkets
step four: people
look for people
step five: crazy
go nuts from isolation, if previous step yielded no results.
step six: ???

step seven: profit?
 

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serious: i'd raid US army depo's and get my hands on some nukes pile them up in an area and dance press the big red button and masturbate, watching the nuke clouds and wait for the blast wave to turn my organs into mush. - my fav way to die

silly: go to an airport re fuel a aircraft and hope it doesn't explode while doing so then fly as high as posable and see if i can escape eathes gravity, and drift off into space after being killed by the lack of oxygen or by a bullet. (imagine if you were on the international space station and you sore a commercial airline fly past, i'd be like WTF??? -second fav way to go

survival: go to the motor way get me a cople of trucks with food serplyes, find the biggest home in the area kick out anyone there, go to the nearest power station anfd put it on automatic to last as long as possabe or get a cople generaters a fuel tanker and set it up to my house, and live out the rest of my life playing all the single player games in existence. live off my 500GB porn collection and mess about with airplanes at my local airport. go to downing street no. 10 and chill there for a bit, go into scotland yard and find all local know drug dealers, and dens and raid serpires, try and get my hands on a euro fighter typoon and blow shit up, ow yer and as soon as i wake up i will find so fad girls on the street and chuck them into a refigerator for "future use" if you get what i mean(yer may be cross and totaly fucked up but what else i mean this situation isn't going to happen so dont judge me as you would probably do the same), and the rest is unknown.
 

holographicman

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id make some molotovs and c4, grab a sledge hammer and set out on a quest to destroy every building in the world.