What if Fallout perks

[Souplex]

I already posted this on a different thread earlier today:
Power adapter:
Requirements: Energy weapons 60%, Repair 30%
Energy weapons can use different power cell sizes. 2 energy cells = 1 MicroFusion cell.

 

[brodie21]

hacker: able to alter the FoF of robots so they fight for you!

 

[BenzSmoke]

Well Coded: Prevents Fallout 3 from crashing for no reason.

 

[Vrach]

A perk that gives you night vision when sneaking.

Jesus, no, have you played Splinter Cell: Conviction? Mandatory graphic changes when sneaking is a very bad thing :<

If they're aren't from the get-go (and they really oughtta be):
Sniper:
Eliminates spread for sniper rifles in real time combat. (am fine with the bullet drop, wind affecting the trajectory and all that, thumbs up, makes it more fun, just for fuck's sake, no spread)

 

[the_unseen]

'Cause I ain't dead yet: AP increases by 1 for every 10 points health is below max.
Requirements: level 24, END 8

Gillie in the mist: If using a sniper rifle and no enemy is aware of your or another hostile presence, your first shot will kill any organic creature should it hit, Giants, behemoths and similarly large creatures are excluded.
Requirements: level 24, AGL: 9 Luck: 9

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Well Coded: Prevents Fallout 3 from crashing for no reason.

This new perk comes with the latest patch for fallout 3... for free

 

[Mr. Grey]

Completely Out of Ammo
Level 12, Agility 6 Strength 5 Endurance 5
You're out of ammo, but unfortunately for them you're a badass. Your Damage Resistance has increased five points and your Hand to Hand and Melee Skills have increased by 15%. Must not have a single bullet, shell or explosive on your person.

Human Shield: Defeated enemies can be equipped as armour to reduce damage from minor fire (so anything but miniguns or rockets etc). However they have low condition, can't be repaired and will turn to gorey messes when broken (so you can still loot them).

I'd wear one, but only if Super Mutant hide gives a better resistance than human.

 

[Kenko]

Pied Piper: Mole Rats are friendly towards you and can be recruited as followers.

That is fucking awesome! It could even have a sid-quest with the Molerat god making a comeback too!

There was a Molerat god?! I was just making shit up but awesome

There was one in Fallout 2. Wich you obviously havent played! *Baps you on head for not having played it.*

 

[Lukeman1884]

Now THIS is a knife: Doubles the range of your melee weapons.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Completely Out of Ammo
Level 12, Agility 6 Strength 5 Endurance 5
You're out of ammo, but unfortunately for them you're a badass. Your Damage Resistance has increased five points and your Hand to Hand and Melee Skills have increased by 15%.

Human Shield: Defeated enemies can be equipped as armour to reduce damage from minor fire (so anything but miniguns or rockets etc). However they have low condition, can't be repaired and will turn to gorey messes when broken (so you can still loot them).

I'd wear one, but only if Super Mutant hide gives a better resistance than human.

Hehe this one is great.

A perk that gives you night vision when sneaking.

Jesus, no, have you played Splinter Cell: Conviction? Mandatory graphic changes when sneaking is a very bad thing :<

If they're aren't from the get-go (and they really oughtta be):
Sniper:
Eliminates spread for sniper rifles in real time combat. (am fine with the bullet drop, wind affecting the trajectory and all that, thumbs up, makes it more fun, just for fuck's sake, no spread)

Night vision would be great just not mandatory. Would eliminate the problem in fallout three where night was realistically dark and so hard to play in. Kinda adds more time for missions and helps you sneak because you no longer need the pip boy light.

 

[pyrosaw]

Lazy bastard:You gain Ap points from sitting.

The better choice: You have the ability to join the Brotherhood Outcasts.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Pied Piper: Mole Rats are friendly towards you and can be recruited as followers.

That is fucking awesome! It could even have a sid-quest with the Molerat god making a comeback too!

There was a Molerat god?! I was just making shit up but awesome

There was one in Fallout 2. Wich you obviously havent played! *Baps you on head for not having played it.*

It's true!
http://www.emotionalcompetency.com/images/shame.jpg

 

[roguetrooper96]

Now THIS is a knife: Doubles the range of your melee weapons.

I see you've played knifey-spooney before: Enemy melee weapons do significantly less damage.

 

[postalworker147]

Stop worrying and love the bomb-mini nukes rarely appear in ammo boxes

 

[PissOffRoth]

If they're aren't from the get-go (and they really oughtta be):
Sniper:
Eliminates spread for sniper rifles in real time combat. (am fine with the bullet drop, wind affecting the trajectory and all that, thumbs up, makes it more fun, just for fuck's sake, no spread)

Download a mod, I'm sure it'll be out there pretty quickly if it's a real issue.

 

[Souplex]

"Yeah, it's that big and yeah, I put it in a jacket": you gain 15 points in big guns skill. Not accessible to female characters.

They removed the big guns skill. Larger than average things that shoot now fall under Guns, Explosives, or Energy Weapons.

A perk that allows you to repair weapons with other weapons of the same caliber.

There already is one.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Jury_Rigging

 

[nYuknYuknYuk]

A perk that allows you to eat scrap metal and shit bullets.

You should also be able to choose your caliber while on the toilet, for extra hilarity.

Well Coded: Prevents Fallout 3 from crashing for no reason.

This new perk comes with the latest patch for fallout 3... for free

Unless a new one came out in the last week that I am unaware about, no.

 

[ReinofFire]

Han shot first: less of a AP decrease and higher accuracy when using an energy pistol in VATS.

Made in China: 2X damage for Chinese assault rifle, 2X damage for Chinese sword, and 4X damage for Chinese pistol. Available only at lvl 28

Hell hath no Fury: The higher your Karma the less damage you take and the more damage you deal. Available only to Good Karma players at lvl 18

Flippin burgers in Hell: The lower your Karma the less damage you take and the more damage you deal. Available only to Bad Karma players at lvl 18

Thors Apprentice: You are practiced in the ways of battle but Karma holds no sway on you. The more neutral your Karma the less damage you take and the more damage you deal. Available to all at lvl 18.

Excalibur: Gives schematics for a melee weapon called "Excalibur".