What if God was one of us?

[TheIronRuler]

That's Anime material.

 

[Chibz]

Poseidon. I'd offer to watch a musical with him. He's CLEARLY a gay pirate who enjoys showtunes/musicals.

 

[SD-Fiend]

we'd go beat up atheist that wont shut up

 

[Darzen]

did this remind remind any one else of "the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya"
ot: fuck yea 1006 posts :3

Yes actually it did.

I'd be curious as to why C'thulhu is on a bus

 

[Clockwork Scarecrow.]

"For the glory of Chaos!!"
or
"Praise the Emperor!"

Depending on who shows up.

 

[Ashendarei]

I'd nom him.


Mmmmm...flying Spaghetti

indeed so! much Nom Nom'ing would occur!

 

[Caligulove]

No one would believe them.

The religions of the world would call for them to be executed for blasphemy and all their followers would cheer the decision and willfully kill the false God and all the 'cultists' that happened to believe the person was God- loving the wisdom of their church and elders.

 

[Adrian Madhog]

Me: "Oh, hey there Klonoa, protector deity of all broken childhoods! Would you like to see the shrine I built in order to worship your fluffy greatness?"

Klonoa: "Wa-Hoo, Yupperdoo!"

Me: "Oh... I see. Well I guess that LIMBO kid needs your help more than I do..."

 

[Ashendarei]

"For the glory of Chaos!!"
or
"Praise the Emperor!"

Depending on who shows up.

I'd shout "Death to the False Emperor!" and depending on who showed up.... probably die either way

 

[Biodeamon]

Cthulu as a neighbour? He'd probably host alot community barbecques...

 

[BlueGlowstick]

I'd sing, "What if God was one of us..." like I did when I saw the title of this thread & then be shot down by the Man Upstairs himself.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

I'd probably stop asking him to be in so many internet videos. I mean, it's already disturbing that he jumped Linda Blair's bones, I don't need it rammed down my throat...

 

[Evilsanta]

My soul would either be consumed first or I would be turned into undead terminator. If I have the pariah gene that is.

C'tan gods sure are unfriendly.

 

[El Poncho]

Oh shit Raptor Jesus! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

 

[Konaerix]

did this remind remind any one else of "the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya"
ot: fuck yea 1006 posts :3

It did for me. High five!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

But Morgan Freeman already walks among us. So I don't see why there's an "if" in the title.

 

[Daverson]

Kill 'im! I always wanted to commit deicide! =D

I mean, sure, there'll be repercussions, maybe I'll get tried for murder and locked up for the rest of my life. But come, on, what's more awesome than being "the man who killed God"?

 

[Adam28]

I would have a lot of questions..... A LOT

 

[Seriphina]

I was just listening to this song in the kitchen while i made dinner... weird.