ARE YOU KIDDING?! I'd be a fucking BILLIONAIRE! I'd invent the fucking iPhone and Youtube! I'd invest in Google! I'd be the savvy-est business-child alive by the year 2004!!!!! Holy shit! I'd get to be a child genius and skip from Kindergarten to University! I'd spend so much time just reading and playing video games (same life, but different games) It'd be difficult explaining 9/11 and attempting to prevent it and all the horse-shit that followed (although it'd circumvent some serious comedy and societal growth) as a fucking 8 year old. I'd feel a certain obligation to change my family's history. Unless its actually a dream in which I remember a few details of the 14 year long escapade but nothing major enough to change anything. Then it'd just be pointless. Fuck that, I'd weep like a five-year-old then go watch Pokemon with even more interest than I did when it was on.dwarf43 said:What if you woke up one morning and realized your whole life was just a dream? A (very) detailed simulation of some kind predicting what your future might be like. You are now five years old only weeks away from your first school day and free to live out your life the way you want to although all of your accomplishments within the "dream" of your former life will be worthless.
How would you react? Do you value a chance to develop your new life with the experience of your former self or would you grieve over all the people and experiences now proven to be nothing but your own imagination?
Again, that why I am saying is confusing.Cazza said:It was a simulation not the future. You can't just now invest in apple etc.
Wake up and masturbate for the first time at an age of five. That's what I call an early start!A Weakgeek said:Step 1. Check if genitalia still intact.
IF YES -> Masturbate for the first time in the realworld
IF NOT -> Hurl body out of a high place