I'd actually put forth effort in my high school classes instead of just coasting through. I'd be in trouble paying for college right now if it weren't for the GI bill....
What if it was all fake?
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There is a very strong possibilty that I would get sectioned. There is no way that any normal five year old would be as jaded as I would be.
Also, having to live through half of the 80s and all of the 90s again? Ugh, no.
Then again, if I had dreamed all of it, then none of it would actually have happened, would it? I'd have dreamt it all. That means That I created things like Thundercats and Jace and the Wheel warriors. But I would also have been responsible for creating Britney Spears and Justin Beiber.
Which again, would end up getting me sectioned. What kind of fucked up mind would create that shit?
Also, having to live through half of the 80s and all of the 90s again? Ugh, no.
Then again, if I had dreamed all of it, then none of it would actually have happened, would it? I'd have dreamt it all. That means That I created things like Thundercats and Jace and the Wheel warriors. But I would also have been responsible for creating Britney Spears and Justin Beiber.
Which again, would end up getting me sectioned. What kind of fucked up mind would create that shit?
Write down the last few Lotto numbers, go back, use them. Become rich as fuck! And known as the luckiest guy in universe, winning the lottery trice in a row.
Initial reaction: Freak the fuck out, probably be committed before school even starts, do months of intense therapy wherein I slowly realize the truth and bullshit my way through the sessions until declared sane. Then lament the next 15 years of dealing with Elementary School, High School, Hormonal imbalances brought on by puberty, inconvenience of growing pains and the meanness of kids to those who are different.
Think about it, if you're allowed to mentally mature (in my case) 26 years of life experience then find its all a lie, you won't be a kid anymore. Your innocence will be ripped from you and you will spend the intervening years between that moment and true adulthood pissed as hell. Plus most likely be ostracized because you're definitely "different" than the other kids no matter how hard you try to be "normal".
Plus those memories will fuck with you the rest of your life.
If you don't kill yourself somewhere down the line that is... which is a high possibility due to the trauma of temporal proportions.
I would not want to wake up if this is all a "simulation" or "dream" because I really don't want to have to "grow up" again.
Think about it, if you're allowed to mentally mature (in my case) 26 years of life experience then find its all a lie, you won't be a kid anymore. Your innocence will be ripped from you and you will spend the intervening years between that moment and true adulthood pissed as hell. Plus most likely be ostracized because you're definitely "different" than the other kids no matter how hard you try to be "normal".
Plus those memories will fuck with you the rest of your life.
If you don't kill yourself somewhere down the line that is... which is a high possibility due to the trauma of temporal proportions.
I would not want to wake up if this is all a "simulation" or "dream" because I really don't want to have to "grow up" again.
Too many wrongs to correct. Inevitably, I'd have to restart all of my digital work, and perhaps become a hermit.
I'd also probably develop a problem with authority, considering where I had spent my first two years of schooling, as well as the goal of my parents when it comes to setting beliefs.
Amaranth is also correct. I'd also be irreparably damaged.
I'd also probably develop a problem with authority, considering where I had spent my first two years of schooling, as well as the goal of my parents when it comes to setting beliefs.
Amaranth is also correct. I'd also be irreparably damaged.
That would completely and utterly break five year old me, knowing that I'd never have any friends throughout my entire school career, getting thrown out like a piece of trash by my mother, having the shit beat out of me countless times by all my brothers, the loss of my faith, my father delving farther into his assholeness, never achieving anything of importance, all of that would just be too much for me to handle.
My life is nothing of note, so I would not mourn the loss. I wouldn't be excited about "Puberty II: The Whyboners & Bad Goatee Years" again either.
In related news, starter company Apple has received a tremendous boost in the market today as stock demand shot through the roof when, amazingly, large numbers of five year old children began attempting to outbid each other for share using allowances.disgruntledgamer said: