What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[ajemas]

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-GFreeman

I swear to God, trying to tweet here is like trying to ot gniyrt ekil si ereh God dammit!
-OppenheimerBraidDude

 

[JoeThree]

Some asshole poisoned the grain in one of my cities and now my boss and GF are totally pissed because I had to kill all the people there. How could things get any worse for me? FML!
-SadPrince13





Ate some metal thingy and now I'm falling apart, LOL, FML
-DeathLeno

 

[Trevor Burch]

"Defended the entire galaxy from what? Ah yes, Reapers. Took about all damn day, and my fishies died. FML"

ShepardShepard

 

[Jinjiro]

So there we were, patrolling one of the many coastal roads in our great nation, enjoying the sunset in our beloved Jeep. Suddenly this random prick in black parachutes onto our bonnet, shoots Lau in the face, then jumps on to a nearby tuk-tuk. FML.

-Panau2084


I started playing my instrument and singing beautifully for this hooded guy in the street, when he suddenly gets angry for no reason and stabs me in the neck with a couple of blades that were hidden up his sleeves! FML

-VenicianLutemaster42

 

[Sorafrosty]

"So this troll thing just turned all my relatives into statues, and it looks like I'm the only one who can save them, because I managed to duck in time! And what do I get to take with me? A dragonfly. Who keeps score on how many times I get hit. FML"

PurpleDragon

 

[Shadie777]

"Just found out that four crazy emotional women in cyborg suits will hunt me around the world.I have been told they are hot though.FML"

-OldBadass123

"I want to dump her but i'm not really sure I should do that. The creepy b!tch might force me stab myself with a needle.FML"

-Necrostomper111

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Today I outperformed my boss, he didn't take it well. He ripped my wings off and chucked me down a bottomless lake of the dead to burn forever. I awoke to discover that I had been molested by an Eldar god. FML
~ElRazzi_the_soul_eatah

Another Skag! FML
~Sirens_pwn_your_face

Was not invited to the party and the other bears mocked the present I had made. FML
~Totally nice bear (not naughty)

That giant twat wrecked my house and kicked me a mile into a pile of rocks. FML
Kef-Ling

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Great...I decided to go save some other kingdom other than the Mushroom Kingdom FOR ONCE...against some purple skinned freak in a plane that wasn't Koopa FOR ONCE...without the help of my brother who always ends up getting the credit FOR ONCE...

...and my brother somehow gets the credit anyway AND the princess I bag ends up being more of an r-tard than the Mushroom Kingdom princess my brother got. F...M...F'in...L!!!

TheGreenGuy

I agree, your life sucks (42) - You totally deserved it (986)

Comments

Wait...that was YOU who saved...? ALL I KNOW IS A LIE! *heart attack*
#1 - GameproAlex

^ How did that ripoff of me get on here?!?
#2 - CaptainNKevin

 

[Jfswift]

"Just woke up on a hospital bed after being shot while trying to deliver a package. Also, some crazy doctor is digging through my belongings and took my clothes. I think I need a new job."

-Courier94

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

3 days 3 days 3 days 3days3days3eysOHGODHELPME!

-saylookonemoretime

 

[Adam McKeitch]

Today, that psycho son of a ***** computer tried to blow up my shuttlecraft! Then some alien dudes with lightning-shooting spears came out of nowhere and just started fucking all the shit up on this ship! One of the AI's is all but dead, the other is dying, and the third one? That's the one who tried to kill me. I knew I should have gone back for that fusion pistol. FML

- Spnkr-Zeus-Lover

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Well an alien armada, invaded, attacked and all but completely destroyed our Military stronghold planet, and most of my fellow super soldiers have died trying to defend the planet. my ride off the planet finds a ring world that winds up being a weapon that will destroy all life in the universe to stop a parasitic race of aliens, the ships captain gets turned into a parasite, before I destroy the ring world thinking that's it. The alien armada finds and attacks Earth, Leading to us finding another ring world, kill 1 of the armada's religious leaders before running into one of the leaders of the parasites and one of the split lipped aliens. Forge an uneasy alliance with the alien bastard, in try to stop this other ring from firing I have to leave my AI companion behind to return to earth again...this time traveling on an ancient alien ship. Fight off the aliens(and the parasites) on earth with the help of the split lip and his race, while getting visions of my AI friend, travel through a portal and find the control center for these ring worlds, try to stop both the armada and the parasite, two tough as nails non-super soldier friends friends die in the process but not before I rescue my AI companion before leaving the control world as it shakes itself apart now me and my AI lady friend are drifting through space and she could go crazy due to knowledge overload anytime now! FML

-SJ117

 

[Byere]

Today, I was in the middle of a game (where I'm like totally awesome and the best) and this giant bubble of water destroys my home city and start starts firin' its lazors at us. Then, my dad's friend appears and helps me beat up part of whatever the hell that thing was, only to start talking to the air and throw me into a pillar of light. Now I'm stuck in some weird place where there's no technology or stuff and everyone thinks my sport is like a religion or something. FML

awesomeBBdude

 

[pantheress]

Today, my wedding was interrupted, my groom killed, and my cousin raped. Then I was drafted into some weird cult that makes you drink blood that MIGHT KILL YOU and then go kill monsters until you die an early death. Also? My wedding dress was totes ruined. FML.

-BloodyBrideTabris

I agree, your life sucks (14250) - You totally deserved it (1)

Comments

lol pwned
#1 - by xXVaughanXx

you win the thread. it was the "totes" that did it.

OT:
i just found out the cake is a lie. why didn't anyone tell me this before?! FML.
-shall_not_be_mourned

 

[Emurlahn]

So, my wife dies, and I do some weird ritual to bring her back to life. Turns out it wasn't exactly my wife I brought back, the ***** kills me. THEN, 25 years after some stupid elf revives me, so I can kill my wife's body. FML

-TheOldK

Also, page claim!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Gt Cocked blocked by a sexy Asari MILF who put her work above her "feelings." FML

-shepmass2

 

[Toeys]

"I started working for my brother's plumbing company in hopes of a steady job. Then he fed me magic mushrooms and made me go on this wild chase after an imaginairy princess, who is always in another castle. FML"

- myuglyfatbrothergetsallthegirls

 

[TheKruzdawg]

"So I spend all night telling criminals who I am, for somehow they don't already know. Then when I get to change and go to a party, I realize how closely 'Who are you?' and 'How are you?' sound alike. Now everyone knows who I am...FML"

NotBatman001