What if Videogame Characters could use FML...
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"Today I was manning the bridge, doing a good job; when right the hell out of nowhere the engineer stabs me in the spine. FML"
~Awesomeaussie13:1
"So my techmarine shows up stranded in the jungle after we all think he's dead, and we go to rescue him. Then he goes all "PSYCH!" on me, pulls a tank out of his ass, and shoots me in the face. FML"
~FCVIce
~Awesomeaussie13:1
"So my techmarine shows up stranded in the jungle after we all think he's dead, and we go to rescue him. Then he goes all "PSYCH!" on me, pulls a tank out of his ass, and shoots me in the face. FML"
~FCVIce
I don't want to hurt his feelings, he is the only family I have in America after all, but I can't hang out with him all the time! I am working my ass off to help him and he gets mad whenever I reject his calls. He won't let me use his taxis anymore! FML!
Niko
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Mom kicked me out of the house today, said I should go on an adventure or something, but I don't fucking want to! Why does everyone assume I want to become the best of the region all of a sudden? All these critters assaulting me and those deranged people who genuinely believe I have nothing better to do than battle them are really pissing me off! I haven't slept in days and I swear to god if I ever hear Blue say "Smell ya later" I am going to beat him to death with a wild Metapod! My only comfort is the warmth and company my little Charmander provides me with... FML.
RED69
Niko
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Mom kicked me out of the house today, said I should go on an adventure or something, but I don't fucking want to! Why does everyone assume I want to become the best of the region all of a sudden? All these critters assaulting me and those deranged people who genuinely believe I have nothing better to do than battle them are really pissing me off! I haven't slept in days and I swear to god if I ever hear Blue say "Smell ya later" I am going to beat him to death with a wild Metapod! My only comfort is the warmth and company my little Charmander provides me with... FML.
RED69
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No one believes me, I should have let those fuckers die to those robots.
ComParagon
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I killed my family, and I have no one to blame but myself. FML.
GodofKnives
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There was no treasure in the vault. FML.
PandoraHunter
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I'm last in the polls fml
Newchief
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The townspeople tore down the statue I built of me after the Cataclysm fml.
Logosh
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There was no cake fml.
Hairyplumber
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I killed my father with a 9 iron fml.
RaptureCult654
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I dropped out of elementary school to follow my dreams. Now I'm 43, unemployed and not a Pokemon Master. FML
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I left my life savings in a pot and some kid in a tunic took it fml.
Defective409
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Today, someone shot me with a blue shell right as I was about to cross the finish line. There was no way of avoiding it, and the guy who shot it was in last place and had no chance of winning. He did it just to be a dick. I was punished for doing well. FML
MushroomToad541
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Today I finally hatched. Only to be captured by two italians. They rode me around for days and the only way I could escape was by jumping off a cliff. FML.
GreenDino64
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I was going to retire next week.
6thNoble
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I know its a lot but I had fun thinking these up.
No one believes me, I should have let those fuckers die to those robots.
ComParagon
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I killed my family, and I have no one to blame but myself. FML.
GodofKnives
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There was no treasure in the vault. FML.
PandoraHunter
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I'm last in the polls fml
Newchief
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The townspeople tore down the statue I built of me after the Cataclysm fml.
Logosh
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There was no cake fml.
Hairyplumber
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I killed my father with a 9 iron fml.
RaptureCult654
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I dropped out of elementary school to follow my dreams. Now I'm 43, unemployed and not a Pokemon Master. FML
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I left my life savings in a pot and some kid in a tunic took it fml.
Defective409
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Today, someone shot me with a blue shell right as I was about to cross the finish line. There was no way of avoiding it, and the guy who shot it was in last place and had no chance of winning. He did it just to be a dick. I was punished for doing well. FML
MushroomToad541
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Today I finally hatched. Only to be captured by two italians. They rode me around for days and the only way I could escape was by jumping off a cliff. FML.
GreenDino64
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I was going to retire next week.
6thNoble
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I know its a lot but I had fun thinking these up.
"Today, after jumping over lava pits, stomping on undead monstrosities and mutant muderous reptiles, I finally got to the end room ready to rescue the princess... Only to find out she's in another castle. FML"
GreenPlumber Mushroom Kingdom
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GreenPlumber Mushroom Kingdom
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Today, I went to the mall and fell asleep in a happy burger. When I woke up if it wasn't bad enough, this weird detective wouldn't stop following me and asking me stuff. Now I'm trapped in the girl's bathroom and he won't go away. FML.
-BlondesHaveMorefun17
-BlondesHaveMorefun17
"That kid wearing green broke into my house and smashed all my pots again today. FML"
- Hyrule_Resident101
- Hyrule_Resident101
Today, I shoved a very long concealed blade deep into the heart of the person I was sent to assassinate. Even that wouldn't convince him to shut up and die quietly - he has been chatting to me for 5 minutes. Now his guards have surrounded me. FML.
-SassyAssassin42
-SassyAssassin42
Today i woke up to find that i am being forced out of my house by my mother, to meet with a senile old man who can't even remember his own grandson's name, who is making me enslave a bunch of powerful (and possibly hungry) monsters, while walking nonstop for miles upon end. IM NOT EVEN 10! FML
-Red
-Red
"Drove through a little, quiet vacation spot today, only to have my daughter disappear and get attacked by skinless dogs. Then I unintentionally assisted in waking up a Demon.
Also, my face is made of legos. FML."
NotJmesSunderland87
Also, my face is made of legos. FML."
NotJmesSunderland87
Best one in the thread.VaudevillianVeteran said:
All right, it is officially on:revolutionaification said:
Today, I finally found a decent place to hide from the Combine. Then this crazy bearded guy pulls me out, drags me across eight battlefields and through a freaking antlion nest, then shoves me in a rocket. With a headcrab. FML.
-GnomeChompsky
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Today I had this totally romatic dinner with the commander, and she asked me to "feed her fish." She meant it literally. FML.
-ScaleItch
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Navi. FML.
-BoyWithoutAFairy
Haha, genius!ajemas said:
Stealing this one, sorry, but it was pretty much just what I was gonna write.Vern5 said:
"Just got into another fight with
Kratos
"Some old guy gave me an electric rat today, and told me to go beat up 8 really tough guys all over the country. Fine. I get to the first one, and he sicks a giant rock snake on me. WTF am I supposed to do to THAT with a RAT? Seriously, FML."
-PkmnTrnrRd
-PkmnTrnrRd
"My inventor friend accidentally "warped" a cute chick I, um, "bumped" into at the festival today somewhere and I had to put on her necklace and go through what she did. When I stopped going through this weird blue and purple haze, I landed in a place that seemed surprisingly familiar. After going to this old castle nearby, the cute chick found me and asked me to meet her in her room. Thing was, she was the Queen of the castle! Or, at least, everyone around her seemed to think she was, from what she told me. Then she dissappeared again, but not like the last time. Then I exited her room without notice - the guards and maids were too busy gossipping, only to be stopped by my inventor friend. Turns out, she IS royalty...but from our own time period, as she is our princess! Seems as though I went 400 years into the past and now that everyone mistook her for the Queen, the Queen will die at the hands of her kidnappers. Her and I went to investigate a Cathedral to try and help track down the missing queen, only to be ambushed by some weird demon thingys. A frog knight helped us out of that mess, but my friend really seemed creeped out by it. I didn't mind - his sword skills are better than mine and, though it talked a bit unusual, it seemed to be good-natured. The three of us went further into the Cathedral where we found the Queen and her kidnapper. We finished him off and returned the Queen to the castle. I then hurried to the Queen's room to see if our princess had reappeared. Thankfully, she was there and she apologized for hiding the fact that she was a princess. Seriously, when you looked at her and the Queen side-by-side, there's almost no difference between the two. We left for our own time period and I escorted the princess back to our castle...only to be jailed by this whack job of a Chancellor. I was put on trial for abducting the princess; thankfully, between my lawyer and some people I helped out at the festival I was found not guilty...but I still had to spend three days in jail as punishment! As if that wasn't enough, the Chancellor has made it so that I was to be executed at the end of those three days. I say "was" because I certainly did NOT enjoy the idea of being executed when I didn't do anything wrong...so I broke out! I annoyed the guard enough so he came into my cell and hit me. Thankfully, my acting was good enough so that when he turned to exit, I smacked him from behind and knocked him out. I met my inventor friend on the way out - she had the same idea as me, it seems. I knew I liked her for some reason. After breaking out of the prison, we made a run for the castle doors, only to be stopped by the guards. Then the guards were stopped...by the princess! Then...she got stopped. By her dad. In the ensuing confusion, we made a dash for the forest and found another warp thingy. We went into it having no other choice than being captured. When we emerged, we found ourselves in what looked to be a completely different world. Though this one looked like it went to hell. There's hardly any life, the few people we've met have no spark of life in them and, though we got rested up in this awesome machine, I'm still hungry. The princess is an emotional wreck, my friend is creeped out by the scenery and I have yet to catch a break here. FML! P.S. I hope my cat is OK..."
SpikyHairedGuy
SpikyHairedGuy
"Just finished starring in Force Unleashed, thank god that's over. I hope I never have to whine that much in a cut scene again."
*Force Unleashed II announcement*
"fml..."
*Force Unleashed II announcement*
"fml..."
"Got locked up, freed by the Emperor, chased by goblins, attacked by magic assassins, and entrusted with some crappy necklace I have to take to some dude 10 miles away on foot or possibly die. Weirdest Tuesday of all time. FML"
-Orksrul3
"Ran all the way up to some island in freaking Russia, fought to the lab, got to the guy I was supposed to meet, and one of my guys shoots him in the head. interrogation will be fun FMl"
-Jhudcia
-Orksrul3
"Ran all the way up to some island in freaking Russia, fought to the lab, got to the guy I was supposed to meet, and one of my guys shoots him in the head. interrogation will be fun FMl"
-Jhudcia