What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Xaio30]

Thought I'd escaped the prison but nooo, I have to find the Emperor's heir or the world is gonna end. FML.

Cyrodiil_Inmate78

 

[Gregory Singer]

"Woke up today on some unknown god forsaken beach, with no-one insight, knuckles bleeding after punching a tree to make shelter for nighttime and tools, then these green shrubs detonate on my half built shelter leaving a huge crater and nearly killing me... than an arrow gets shot into my face WTF! FML..."

-Char

 

[Saarai-fan]

"Trying to find grandpa's bracelet. Stolen from Evil pigs. Wish all these requests from everybody would stop sidetracking me! FML"
-PinkHairGuy

 

[Hazardlife]

Today, war... war changed. FML.

Snake_Solid4

 

[darkapothem2000]

Today, I woke up looking forward to another day of thwarting villians, saving citizens, all that jazz-- didn't realize that before I could do any of that I'd have to spend several hours FLYING THROUGH F%#&*G RINGS. FML

SupesindaHoops64

Today, war was beginning. It would have been bad enough just to find out that somebody set up us the bomb, but noooo... I got signal, main screen turn on, and it turned out that all our base were belong to them. Guess I better go move every Zig... FML

ForGreatJustice2101

 

[R4ptur3]

Tried to jump off a really high building into some hay in a cart. Missed it. FML.

-Ezioooo

So i was having a really nice sleep, when suddenly a loud noise wakes me up. Turns out some ugly evil witch kidnapped my sister because she was better looking. Now i have go get my sister back, although it seems i have to climb a mountain and go all the way through some sort of lair. FML

Also i'm a douche

"Kazooie get off my facebook!"

-Banjo64

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

"All of the cool guys get intros, but me? Hell, I'm just another guy in white coat with glasses. FML."

GotMedDidntPay

 

[WorldCritic]

"Today I went to Africa on a job only to find ANOTHER damn virus crazed scientist who was working for my worst enemy and my new partner keeps stealing my ammo when I'm not looking. FML"

-MuscleHead96

 

[Kadoodle]

Today I got raped. By a girl. FML.

Michaelbucket2

 

[zombiestrangler]

"Today I just tried to deliver a poker chip to some guy in New Vegas. I ended up fighting slavers running around in skirts and putting up with murderous drug addicts over a fucking hydroelectric dam. FML"

holymailman

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"Today, he punched out ALL of my blood again! This time, over a f**king "San-vich"... Stupid bastard can't even say it right!

Diagnosis... It sucks!"

-TheBostonBONKer

 

[darkapothem2000]

Today, Scout told me he needed a dispenser here. I ignored him. Then he told me again, and I ignored him again. Then he told me again several times in a row, so I decided "fine, I'll go ahead and build you one." So then I go through all the trouble of laying out my plans, setting it up, building it and upgrading it-- turns out he didn't need it. FML

ExasperatedEngie

 

[DaHero]

"Snuck into a secret base with my old buddy and we were doing fine until that friggen general made us crash down a waterfall, stabbed me TWICE and made me rip the knife out of my chest just so I can kill the bastard! FMFnL"

xXSudsyXx

 

[Saarai-fan]

"Killed my murderers and the guy who resurected me tells me they were mere pawns. Says the real perpetrators can be found at the pillars. Oh my way there. But first, a snack. FML"

OmenVampire_ofKain

 

[Lissa-QUON]

"Finished a complicated job, my employers then ripped my eye out and left me to die. They never even paid me. FML"
-SneakyTaffer

"Just discovered I'm a Sith Lord, the guy I liked won't talk to me and I have to save the ***** that brainwashed me. FML"
-NotRevanAnymore

 

[decaying dead]

spent my life in a damn vault always looking at rusty walls and dripping pipes. My father left me to die, security kept trying to kill me, ended up shooting my way out killing everyone i came into contact to. Finally after 18 years make it outside, look at the sun and some jackass raider just shot me in the back of the head. FML

-Vaultdweller416

 

[Zantos]

"Worked hard a-questing so my needy wife can live rich. I give her hundreds of gold pieces every five minutes and the best she can give me is a carrot. FML"

-ChickenChaser

 

[Buccura]

"That asshole just flew his ship right past my prison cell, and now the reactor has been destroyed. FML."

Props if you get this.

 

[TeH PizZa Guy]

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-The_FREEMAN

 

[Idiotastic]

"Woke up,wanted to get out of my house,some green dick blew up in my face.
My house is totally messed up now.FML"

-Miner4life