What if you woke up and you were an anteater?

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Easy, gather the other anteaters and start a revolution as me as their leader!

If that doesn't work, I can always mess with people and make them think they're crazy.

Close, but no cigar. The correct answer is to make the Queen Ants your consorts and have her subjets worship you as a god.

That can always be step two. Show those little bastards who is boss!

 

[sharpsheppard]

i would pretend to be a messenger from god and watch the choas happen

 

[Ungenericteen]

Platypus revolution they have been oppressed for to long or just swim the waters of austrialia

 

[SailorShale]

Guess I'd go outside, and eat ants.

Then maybe rob a bank or something because I'd be too cute to shoot.

 

[Belaam]

I am already an anteater. (or at least I was in the mid/late 90s)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UC_Irvine_Anteaters

 

[mysecondlife]

University of California, Irvine's mascot is an anteater. Since I'm located in Irvine, I should ask if they need a school mascot. Also, my place is ample with ants.

I guess I will be settled pretty well.

 

[cookieXkiller]

I would stand on two legs and go up to one of my friends
and be like "come at me bro, im an anteater"
then I would go and relax somewhere , live a chill lifestyle.

 

[Zuljeet]

Change my name to Gregor Samsa the second and count my blessings

 

[Jfswift]

I think I'd just hang out until animal control nabbed me and threw me into a local zoo. At that point I'd live a lazy, relaxing existence in my new form and play the occasional trick on the zookeepers. >

 

[the spud]

I would get me some tight anteater boody

I would probably try to enter the special olympics, or run for state senator.

 

[JET1971]

Start looking for ants because its breakfast time. Or give my GF a real thrill with my really really long tongue.

 

[Saelune]

Id say hey, HEY, what a wonderful kind of day! Where we can learn to laugh and play! And get along with eachother...

 

[Tiger Sora]

Spontaneously explode. Preferably on abunch of people at the zoo. That'd give the news channels something interesting to run wouldn't it.

 

[matoasters]

First, I would very messily eat several ice cream cones, then learn to write with my tongue and start a highly successful exterminator service.

 

[Phlakes]

or run for state senator.

Come be governor of Texas, we'd be better off with the bottom half of an anteater than with Rick Perry.

 

[the spud]

or run for state senator.

Come be governor of Texas, we'd be better off with the bottom half of an anteater than with Rick Perry.

...You only want the bottom half? I guess that can be used for good old fashioned JFK style "foriegn relations".*wink

 

[Alphakirby]

I would use the ants' homes to slowly build a robotic body so I can leave the anteater body and find the ant eating son of a ***** that took my body in the first place.

 

[Wintermoot]

eat ants I got nothing better to do.

 

[pwnzerstick]

Planet of the Anteaters, doesn't sound as good as the other kind of planet, but it'l do.

 

[Zyxx]

What's "guilty pleasure" J-pop? I don't feel guilty about it at all. C'mon, Utada Hikaru isn't GREAT, but she's not terrible. (Maaya Sakamoto, though - SHE'S great.)

OT: Well, lots and lots of ants and termites near my house - at least I won't starve. Actually, I could probably go into business as an all-natural pest exterminator, specializing in fire ants (which are a HUGE problem where I live.) What would an anteater spend his money on, you ask?
Fund research into creating Man-Eating Anteaters and TAKE OVER THE WORLD (Of course!)

Captcha: Mingna Envi-. "Minga" is a good name for a sapient anteater.