What if you woke up and you were an anteater?

[YuheJi]

I am already an anteater. (or at least I was in the mid/late 90s)

Haha, first thing that came to my mind to. Though I'm in school, so it would just be a normal day...

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[Aprilgold]

I would gain the ULTIMATE power, of undeniable, ULTIMATE, UTOPIA AND FREE PLACE, THE POWER OF DEAZ!

Because, my brain can't fit in an ant eater skull.

 

[dark_mist34]

find someone to drive insane by starting a fire and making it look like he did it I can see the headlines now "Crazy man burns house down says the anteater did it." Hahahaha.

 

[Harlief]

Easy, gather the other anteaters and start a revolution as me as their leader!

If that doesn't work, I can always mess with people and make them think they're crazy.

Close, but no cigar. The correct answer is to make the Queen Ants your consorts and have her subjets worship you as a god.

And then eat your worshippers? Congratulations: you are now Cthulu.

 

[Spineyguy]

I'd have some ants for breakfast and then go and start a fight. What are they going to do, throw ants at me?

 

[Truth Cake]

I would cry in my new anteater language "YESSSS! My dream has finally come true!" And then I would feast on a colony of ants to celebrate, maybe spoil myself with an extra helping of termites!

 

[Phlakes]

This is also my new favorite picture. Especially the one on page 1.

 

[azzair]

1, stick out my tongue and see how awesome it is.
2, go to the nearest human settlement and do math on the ground. I'll draw with mud if I have too.
3, become the special pet of some top notch lab after becoming famous from being brodcasted as the smartest, non human, animal in the world. I get all the funz.

 

[Mathak]

This:

Because it'd be awesome.

 

[Arkynomicon]

I would spend my remaining days hunting OP down for putting this curse on me.

 

[Doktor Sleepless]

I'd eat some ants.

LIKE A BOSS!

 

[Strazdas]

go to the beach. Die of overeating.

 

[cameron196789]

I'm going to eat some god damn ants. Then i'm going to eat some more ants its going to be sweet.

 

[purehatred89]

I'd give someone a big stabby hug with my insanely large claws.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Probably try to find out why I'm an anteater... or at least try to live the best I can... (Though I wouldn't mind being a platypus either, they rock!)

 

[Scarim Coral]

Err unless my parent open the door to my room I am stuck here being pissed for having no hands or my tongue isn't flexible enough to be my new hand.

 

[Ren3004]

Awesome. I've got lots of food in my house now.

Yes, I mean my house is crawling with ants.

 

[RADlTZ]

Well I gess the first logical thing would be to put on a damn sexy suit. Actually why dont I do this in my human form...

Step two: Get bitches.

 

[Rusman]

Id say hey, HEY, what a wonderful kind of day! Where we can learn to laugh and play! And get along with eachother...

Was Arthur an ant-eater? He didn't have a particularly long tongue... as far as I know.

OT: I literally don't know... Probably try and communicate with humans and live a cushy life... find a morally corrupt person and we can go to Vegas with our awesome Ant-eater magic... psychic show... thing... I don't know!

 

[Feylynn]

I would easily stealth down to my computer and use my super Ant Eater dexterity to snipe out those keys one at a time leaving an intelligent explanation to who this charming young Eater of Ants actually was, they'd report me missing and keep me safe and id be a super cool cross between George Shrinks and Perry the Platypus, just an Ant Eater, because I figure they'd have an easier time typing.