What if zombies invaded a video game world?

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Metalix Knightmare

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Alright, First off, you send out the main Resident evil characters. They won't win this battle, but they will buy you some time. Then you try and gather Kratos to wreak his own brand of havoc alongside the Master chief with a Shotgun and plenty of ammo, and (I'm rather shocked no one has mentioned him yet) bring in Frank West to lead the trio.

Really, between these three the invasion should be over by lunch.
 

Whiskyjakk

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If zombies attacked the Halo universe you could simply activate a ring.
* muses on whether the flood could eat zombies?
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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I dont think the zombies would be noticed in Viva Pinata. Those incest pinatas would be all over those pinata zombies, devouring their candy innards then doing things I really shouldnt mention on top of their carcasses... "Shudder"

But in Oblivion the monsetrs level up with you, and should you encounter that dammed legion of dead when your finishing the last Thieves Guild quest... I guess the word 'fucked' doesnt really even begin to describe your situation.

I was never really scared by FEAR. I havnt finished it, due to my previous computers tendency to turn off in mid play and I havnt really started the obsession yet, but here is a helpful hint for Alma: use a leather belt. A stern stance is needed to take care of naughty children.
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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urprobablyright said:
As it is normal:

Urprobably Wright stepped out of the arched doorway of his Gothic cathedral in the misty mountains of north eastern spain, and blew a kiss to the fair Spanish maiden (only two fingers and a big toe missing!) above the West Front. He then unsheathed the fist'on'a'stick from it's holster across his back and ventured down the green, very steep slope, towards his goal.
Barley 50 ft had he gone when a screaming zombie appeared out of the forest on the right. Wright hoisted his stone Fist and with a 'ey-hup!' he biffed the zombie an uppercut, swining the fist up over his head and around into the head of a particularly noble looking zombie, who always came from behind.
"Farewell, brother caldwell" said Wright in his ever-changing accent (currently liam neeson'ian) and, feeling a build up of urgency, hared down the steep grassy hill, set at a 45* angle. He saw a zombie stagger out from behind a pile of bricks standing next to a wooden hut, and he jumped in the air, reaching a height of about 30ft before coming crashing down on the zombie's head, fist-first. As he unzipped his jeans and undid the padlock on the outhouse. He looked around at the pile of bricks, awaiting assembly under a sunscreen of congealing zombie blood, "Who needs a brick shithouse?" he punned, and he turned back into the hut with a chuckle to commence relief.

yes, you guessed it, that was a metaphor for Christian religious fervor - particularly that of the inquisition.
I thank you for your offering of the big toe. It is delicious, and nutritious. Also, I can tell someone reads I Can Has Cheesburger. =P
 

Jolly Madness

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Nyyyyom... Gravity gun! And of course a million sawblades or rotors, rotors are fun. My companion would of course be Father Grigori.
 

The_Toe_Bighter98

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Well Mccormick, these zombies arnt zombies in the video games. They invaded a video game world with a blend of themes, so you would expect all types of them. But using the same stratagy wont work, and some have even learnt to destroy the difficulty bar thereby ruining that chance of making things easier. These zombies eat the video game zombies for nutrition, and as they arnt your regular zombies, most have a high school diploma.

You might want to post only one post at a time, just edit it if you want to add more. It gets annoying when most of the posts are only a few sentences long, and are in succession.
 

Labyrinth

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I think it would be better to have an I wanna be the guy zombie. It'd go two meters then die from some random, horrific occurance. Problem solved.
 

Copter400

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jezz8me said:
portal gun em
Quick show of hand those who believe this is the biggest waste of forum space ever?

Seriously. Three words. No punctuation. What the hell?