What if.......

[AwesomeExpress]

Then it'd probably be burned up by the sun..

What if you were given a snowball launcher?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then it would collect dust.

What if trout lived trees? (cookie for anyone who gets the reference)

 

[TheDoctor455]

What if someone actually answered me?

 

[crewman_number_6]

I'm sure you would be very happy

What would happen if The Emperor of Mankind (from Warhammer 40k) revealed himself to the world today?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then I'd kill him before all of that shit started.

What if Dexter Morgan were real?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You'd be safe as long as you weren't a threat.

What if the snowball launcher made its own snowballs and you could use it anytime of the year?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Then it would be 98% more useful.

What if things were 98% more useful?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Like our brains? Then maybe this world would actually be livable; there would be far fewer annoyances.

What if we lived like we were all secret agents?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We would all be paranoid to a degree.

What if paranoia was contagious?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Then we'd all be outrageous!

What if your favorite band invited you up on stage with them?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Then I'd be singing with a bunch of jigglypuffs.

What if a boombox could change the world?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The we'd better make sure no one plays country on it.. or rap..

What if that's not air you're breathing?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Well it doesn't really matter as I don't die...

What if you got my reference just now...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Then I'd probably be a little worse off.

What if there wasn't chocolate milk?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Then I'd have no reason to live.

What if you couldn't die?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then I would have some fun with religious extremists and scientists.

What if Time Stopped, but only forum users on the Escapist could move?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'd be very sad.

What if you had a theme song that started playing whenever you walked into a room?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then the world would be a much more depressing place. Or at least the parts of it that I frequent.

What if you had a third eye?

 

[The Clown]

It depends where it was, if it was on my forehead I would make myself some snazzy sunglasses.

What if 4chan ruled the world.

 

[FieryButterfly]

then the world would be a sadder place...

what if there were no oceans?