What if.......

[Nouw]

I'd be slightly hurt. After all, cookies are over-rated.

What if there was no chessecake in the world?

 

[FortheLegion]

Humanity would try harder to get into space

What if mice didn't exist?

 

[Venom 3135]

The pet racio would go down.


What if heinz beans were available in america?

 

[XThecommander]

Bush would be angry about someone trying to move in on the bean market.
What if there are other humans in the universe, and we meet them.

 

[Venom 3135]

There would no doubt be another war...


What if we met them and there was no war?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then there would be a lot of boring diplomacy followed by sex.
The two aren't necessarily linked but... eh... who cares.

What if Ron Perlman is right, and war never changed?

 

[mParadox]

We might wanna consider hiding in a bunker. *rainbows of death!!!!*

What if Medal of Honor was actually good?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It would actually give Call of Duty some competition.

What if Call of Duty had actual competition?

 

[Daffy F]

Then it might be a better game.

What if porn never existed?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd be a happy man.

What if the internet broke?

 

[i don't know]

Then I would most likely kill myself.

What if everyone sprouted wings one day?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

People would be freaked out.

What if cars suddenly began to fly?

 

[i don't know]

Then I would get to school faster.

What if it really rained cats and dogs?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

There would be a bloody mess.

What if there were a bloody mess?

 

[i don't know]

Then I would most likely drink it for nourishment.

What if the bloody mess had chocolate in it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It would be dirty chocolate.

What if all the bacon on the planet disappeared?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then we might not discover the cure for Aids. (see a certain LRR video to get the joke)

What if Heart of Darkness weren't a troll?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

He wouldn't exist! Probably.

What if muffins were a form of currency?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then money would suddenly be delicious!

What if Bottle Caps were real currency?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd be broke as hell.

What if everybody was broke as hell?