What if.......

[TheDoctor455]

Aren't those the same thing?
Well... someone would probably try to make you feel guilty about it.

What if Peter Molyneux actually stopped hyping his games?

 

[Blue Musician]

His games would be actually good!

What if I had a green spinach as a beard?

 

[Kere]

Then you would make Popeye very happy...

What if Lady GaGa and Marilyn Manson had a child?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Then it'd probably be insane.

What if you found a portal to another dimention?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would steal everything that wasn't nailed down in that universe, and then pop back to our own dimension before it closed.

What if the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device were fully functional, mass produced, and was dirt cheap?

 

[Dango]

Then war would become a hilarious and whimsical pass time.

What if I invented the extendo-finger?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then you would make exactly $5 from the royalties.

What if international conflicts (including acts of terrorism) were settled with paintball?

 

[kannibus]

Then there'd be a shit ton of environmentalists going on about how paint was destroying the ozone layer or some such thing.

What if your best friend suddenly turned into a pizza?

 

[Dango]

I'd deliver him to his family and tell them to never, ever eat it. If they eat it, then they fail the test.

What if whatever you're sitting on right now started talking?

 

[superbatranger]

Then we'd run out of paint. Then it would say something along the lines of "Mmmmrmpppph"

What if we were to make fun of Pluto?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Heh... looks like someone got ninja'd.

Anyway...

Umm... people would just stare at you and ask "why?"

What if I were really a Protoss-Timelord hybrid?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd find me some Zerg and hope for the best.

What if George Jetson actually got a raise?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Then you'd be.......Um.......Like me?

What if Every bird could only sing surfin bird?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Then I'd get the boys together and we'd organise a cull to get rid of these birds that keep singing the same fucking song over and over and over....

What if George Bush was a Mensa graduate?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Then Mensa would only be a "Gifted school" for "Special" Children.

What if you invented the jetpack.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I'd sell the rights to the highest bidder and get someone to teach you how to put a question mark at the end of a question.

What if you really didn't have a PhD in furniture sales?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then the world would just get that much dumber.

What if Fallout were real?

 

[TheDoctor455]

It already did.


What if gaming DID become a widely accepted artistic medium?

 

[Lust]

Then we'd be talking about the struggles of when we weren't accepted.

What if there were no more cookies in the world?